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Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Dec-23-2010 18:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
You've chosen this.

Of course. Most do.

And it definitely has its advantages. Otherwise they wouldn't choose it.

Posted by Renzo on Dec-23-2010 18:58:

Stop getting all serious, guys. I can't jerk off to this.

Posted by Lira on Dec-23-2010 18:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
PS. Selma has the best facebook statuses

This!

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
Large breasts pose a hazard when I'm plowing away with the Hitachi drill press though. So it's better this way

Please elaborate, this is interesting.

Posted by Vivid Boy on Dec-23-2010 19:00:

I fuckin loved highschool. My group of friends and I ruled the school. Rod Rico was known as a rapist because at a party he gave everyone G and some girl passed out and some creepos played with her titties.

its no big deal she woke up the next day and got gang banged by a bunch of black guys that night by her own free will but she tried to cover up her sluttiness by blaming rod rico. I just remember being on a shit load of ex pills and people kept tellin me I looked like i was about to die and then playin with some chicks titties while she was passed out. good times.. good times

Posted by Renzo on Dec-23-2010 19:01:

FB is cool because people believe I'm completely infatuated with knowing when they check in to Starbucks.

Posted by Domesticated on Dec-23-2010 19:09:

Facebook is like Twitter, it would be brilliant if not for people.

Posted by Ania_xox on Dec-23-2010 19:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
This!

Please elaborate, this is interesting.

One time, I had a block of wood in my apron and it kept hitting the paddle switch on the drill press at work and the whole thing would lock down

This was happening for about half an hour and I was swearing all kinds and trying to figure out wtf was wrong with this brand new $300 machine

I imagine big boobies would similarly get in the way when using these kinds of bench tools or any stationary tools for that matter.

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-24-2010 00:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_Blue

i commented one time and said "well, you could always do the adult thing and try to mediate your problems face-to-face with the people involved instead of complaining on the internet about it" to which she replied "if you don't like what i'm saying then get off the internet" LOL. dumb bitch.
fucking awesome

Posted by yukii on Dec-24-2010 00:09:

I had a dumb bitch add me who CONSTANTLY wrote "love you always, hubby baby <3 the one for me- happy month & a half!!!" and by the hour, she would like and like and like those sappy love quotes, "i've been searching for the one, and i think i've finally met him".. "i dont think i like you, i know i love you!".. etc...etc.. At their 3 month mark, FINALLY i woke up to read on my news-- xxxxxxxx is now single followed by like after like after like of girl power phrases.

This shit drives me nuts and i delete people like this- of course, after i see the 'relationship' crash & burn

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Dec-24-2010 00:14:

The word "hubby" fills me with rage.

WORLD HATE. ATTACK KILL DESTROY. THIS IS COMING.

Posted by infiniteJEST on Dec-24-2010 00:16:

How 'bout 'chubby'? Eh? Eh?

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-24-2010 00:16:

Posted by infiniteJEST on Dec-24-2010 00:17:

You're fat.

Edit: Fucking Will always getting in between things

Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Dec-24-2010 00:18:

so wait what? krypton dumped yuki?

Posted by yukii on Dec-24-2010 00:19:

quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
The word "hubby" fills me with rage.

WORLD HATE. ATTACK KILL DESTROY. THIS IS COMING.

I fucking hate the word too. It always reminds me of low-class 12 year old black girls who are on their 2nd week dating a guy & you see mY hUbBy~*~ JaMaL~* dOnT fUcK wIt hIm aRiTe?! hE mInE yOu SlUt!!!

FUCK. Where's the gulag when you need it?!

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-24-2010 00:19:

quote:
Originally posted by couch-potato
You're fat.

Edit: Fucking Will always getting in between things

Posted by yukii on Dec-24-2010 00:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
so wait what? krypton dumped yuki?

The other way around. I took the dump on his chest, he loved it & we proceeded to the sock-job.

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-24-2010 00:21:

Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Dec-24-2010 00:21:

he told me that he dumped you for a chick named harold with auburn hair.

Posted by yukii on Dec-24-2010 00:22:

awww fuck... i guess he got tired of fucking my fat folds not enuff?!

Posted by infiniteJEST on Dec-24-2010 00:22:

details on the sock pls

Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Dec-24-2010 00:24:

if you show me your tits i'll post a pic of my cat eating my other cats ass while i watch.

Posted by yukii on Dec-24-2010 00:30:

DEAL. check pm 4 tits/fat flaps/ more!!!!1

Posted by Renzo on Dec-24-2010 00:34:

Girls who call their boyfriends 'hubby' deserve to eternally burn in the 8th level of hell.

Posted by igottaknow on Dec-24-2010 00:39:

He told me you kept his engagement ring and hocked it on ebay.

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