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| Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay You can't tell me that you guys have not made out at least once with someone that kisses like that. Like fuck that shit, i no need no pink eye. |
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| Originally posted by Vivid Boy i hate kissing period. most of the time while im kissing im checking the clock timing out 5 minutes to put my hand on her cooter. I also make out with my eyes open which makes it awkward when they open theres and now we're staring at eachother and i quickly check the clock again |
Edit: NSFW link deleted. I thought it was a bit too much.
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| Originally posted by Spam Been a long LONG time since I've laughed that hard. Thanks kev. |
Yeah, that is a great one. 
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| Originally posted by Lira In all honesty, AnotherWay, it seems you think way too much about sex. It's as though it somehow became your only purpose in life and the only thing you can talk about at length. That's okay if you're a bloke and you're occasionally talking with your mates, but this is probably becoming a girl-repellent, I suspect. I know it's hot when a girl approaches you and says she wants to help you dunk your churro, but when you come across as a desperate lustful bloodthirsty deprived stallion, it's no surprise she changed her mind even after she showed you her pair of udderly awesome mammalian pillows. If you don't tackle this problem, even Sushi's advice can backfire. |
how'd i get in here?
but seriously, what else is there? PUSSY IS LIFE. deal with it!!
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| Originally posted by AnotherWay83 wtf how'd i get in here? |
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| Originally posted by AnotherWay83 altho everything you said is true, i'm obsessed with pussy dammit but seriously, what else is there? PUSSY IS LIFE. deal with it!! |
you should have smashed when u had your chance, not play in pool with your butt buddies. chick shows you her pierced titties and next thing u do is take a swim?
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| Originally posted by simplcake you should have smashed when u had your chance, not play in pool with your butt buddies. chick shows you her pierced titties and next thing u do is take a swim? |
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| Originally posted by simplcake you should have smashed when u had your chance, not play in pool with your butt buddies. chick shows you her pierced titties and next thing u do is take a swim? |
Re: B****es That Don't Wanna F**K
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| Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights So my friend had a party at his house this past weekend and I invited this girl that I've had a minor thing with for a few years now. We don't get together too often but when we do it's always the same fuckin' story: she teases me to the point of some serious bonerification and then puts a few cards in play that ultimately result in 1) my dick not getting wet and 2) me sleeping alone. I've reached a point where I would be 100% okay with dropping her and forgetting all about it were it not for recent developments--at the party she took me aside and after making out for a bit she showed me her new nipple piercings. Nipple piercings are pretty much my kryptonite ever since last year when I dated a girl who had them. Since then all I've wanted to do was put that metal in my mouth, or play around with it, and so on and so forth. You get the picture. When she showed me it was pretty much a "boooinnnggg--oing---oinggg" moment. Strangely enough, I had never even seen her breasts before. She started talking about stuff we would do later and, naturally, I was excited. As you may have already guessed, she let me the fuk down that night and got picked up instead of sleeping over my friends place. It may have had something to do with the fact that I spent more time in the pool than talking to her, by a seriously massive margin, but that's neither here nor there. So anyway, I saw those piercings and have been thinking about it since friday. Her trepidation when it came to sleeping with me had always been related to her belief that I would let her down, or simply wouldn't date her. The latter is certainly true. I don't think the former is. She also disagreed with my insistence on not pursuing her at all (she's younger and talks about me like I'm the best thing since sliced bread so I don't give a fuck). Since then I've tried to be really decent to her, wanting to take her out and all that bull shit. Sunday we agreed that we'd hang out on Friday but she blew me off. What a bitch. We were gonna go to the park. Tonight, I see she posted on her facebook "who wants to go for a hike at the park tomorrow?". What a total bitch. What should I do? I'm gonna text her something vile. Also, feel free to share your stories about the young bitches that won't fuck and drive you up the wall. I'm looking for more vivid boy type stories than IGK type stories. Cheers, bitches. |
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| Originally posted by Moral Hazard I always find honesty works well. Next time she wants to start shit just lay it out there... "listen, if this isn't going to end with me ejaculating in you or on you then I'm not interested." Say it flatly with no discernable emotion. Then pull your unit out of your pants and just leave it out there. works every time. |
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| Originally posted by AnotherWay83 wtf how'd i get in here? |
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| Originally posted by Lira Your thread was right under this one when I clicked and I was browsing without images in my office (because the internet there is extremely slow) and got you two mixed up. I apologise for my mistake. |
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| Originally posted by tubularbills the OP is LADaze... |
sorry i'm late to the advice party, and someone probably already deduced this. but she's obviously trying to get you to commit before laying down some pipe.
don't fall for that relationship before pussy bullshit and move on to the next project.
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| Originally posted by Moral Hazard in you or on you |
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| Originally posted by denys envy why only those two options? maybe i'm just way past that, but i lately i find there are many creative places into/onto which to ejaculate. and you can gift her cleaning products in the future. |
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| Originally posted by denys envy sorry i'm late to the advice party, and someone probably already deduced this. but she's obviously trying to get you to commit before laying down some pipe. don't fall for that relationship before pussy bullshit and move on to the next project. |
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| Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights |
LOL.
that deal was closed a while ago
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| Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights LOL. that deal was closed a while ago |
I'm not back until end of August. I still have to book my flight, but I'm thinking Aug 22nd or 23rd - enough time to get settled in before that Get Lost party on sat night and then the hot natured party on sunday (both of which i'm retardedly excited for) and late enough that I won't miss Dettmann playing in NYC the weekend before
*rubs fingers under LAdazeNYnights' nose and winks.*
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| Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights I'm not back until end of August. I still have to book my flight, but I'm thinking Aug 22nd or 23rd - enough time to get settled in before that Get Lost party on sat night and then the hot natured party on sunday (both of which i'm retardedly excited for) and late enough that I won't miss Dettmann playing in NYC the weekend before |
oh snap, you getting rejected more than kurt rambis nigga. bablow!
*wags finger*
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| Originally posted by Moral Hazard Wait, aren't you the same dude that couldn't close the deal with that married couger a while back. I'm starting to think that you're the problem here. |
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