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Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Nov-09-2011 19:52:

Lol.

Sit here, do this because I said so, you're hungry? Here's McDonald's and caffeine no you can't have any candy now, wait until after dinner, sit still, go watch TV, Go outside, don't hang out with those kids, you're in trouble if I have to come get you, do this for me, don't do that, here's some sugar to tide you over, milk, milk, corn, corn, soda, soda, GO TO BED, WHY ARE YOU ACTING OUT LIKE THIS WHY CANT YOU PAY ATTENTION DO YOU WANT A SPANKING? TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY.

Posted by Arbiter on Nov-09-2011 19:53:

It's interesting how all of a sudden in the mid/late 90s kids started needing all these medications when everyone I knew growing up seemed perfectly fine without them.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Nov-09-2011 19:56:

I blame rap music!

Posted by wienerschnitzel on Nov-09-2011 20:04:

i blame shitty parenting.. seriously. kids aren't that bad if you can invest in being a good parent.

Posted by Banora on Nov-09-2011 20:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
milk, milk

If milk is wrong then I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Posted by Meat187 on Nov-09-2011 20:09:

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Originally posted by Banora
I just don't like kids, I didn't even like them when I was a kid. They're just not for me.

As soon as they are your own kids you will be so hormone pumped that you think they are the cutest and most awesome kids ever and that you'd give your life for them. Nothing you can do about it, the mother instinct is one of the strongest of them all.

So please promise me that once that day comes you will say the words "Meat187 was right!" out loud, then take a big piece of meat and slap yourself in the face with it.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Nov-09-2011 20:10:

I'll milk you.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Nov-09-2011 20:10:

Yes, you.

Posted by Banora on Nov-09-2011 20:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
I'll milk you.

Call me

quote:
Originally posted by Meat187
As soon as they are your own kids you will be so hormone pumped that you think they are the cutest and most awesome kids ever and that you'd give your life for them. Nothing you can do about it, the mother instinct is one of the strongest of them all.

So please promise me that once that day comes you will say the words "Meat187 was right!" out loud, then take a big piece of meat and slap yourself in the face with it.

I was there for the birth of my cat and I already think he is the cutest little fucker on this planet.

...Ah shit, you were right.

Posted by Meat187 on Nov-09-2011 20:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Banora
...Ah shit, you were right.

Video of meat slapping your face. DO IT!

Posted by Banora on Nov-09-2011 20:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Meat187
Video of meat slapping your face. DO IT!

No meat. Gotta go to the grocery.

Posted by EddieZilker on Nov-09-2011 20:15:

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
kids aren't that bad if you can invest in being a good parent.

You're absolutely right. We tried a discount nanny service but you really do get what you pay for and when Chauncy's first words were pinche cabron, to his mother, no less, I knew that Lupe was far from responsive to continued feedback regarding our little one's care. In spite of continuously yelling just so she could understand simple directives, it felt like I was speaking to a wall, most of the time.

Posted by Meat187 on Nov-09-2011 20:23:

I've seen a bunch of people who firmly insisted that they would never ever marry and / or have kids do exactly that. So I consider any such statement bullshit.
People seem to think that their current mindset and opinions are unchangeable constants, which they fucking are not.

Posted by Arbiter on Nov-09-2011 20:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Meat187 \
People seem to think that their current mindset and opinions are unchangeable constants, which they fucking are not.

I definitely agree with that.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Nov-09-2011 20:35:

Has anyone ever donated sperm before? Professionally.

Posted by Meat187 on Nov-09-2011 20:44:

Hell no. Random chicks don't deserve my genes. You have to earn them by cleaning, cooking and sucking dick for some years, otherwise you'll have to settle for having some of Pablo the pool boy in your son.

Posted by Vector A on Nov-09-2011 21:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Meat187
I've seen a bunch of people who firmly insisted that they would never ever marry and / or have kids do exactly that. So I consider any such statement bullshit.
People seem to think that their current mindset and opinions are unchangeable constants, which they fucking are not.

Obviously. I doubt that the one fifth of U.S. women who never had kids all grew up believing that they wouldn't have them.

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Nov-09-2011 21:32:

I'll only have kids if I am rich enough to not have to take care of them!

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Nov-09-2011 21:35:

Nobody panic.

Posted by zyklon-jay on Nov-09-2011 21:36:

at least we know nou won't reproduce now

Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Nov-09-2011 23:12:

quote:
Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
i blame shitty parenting.. seriously. kids aren't that bad if you can invest in being a good parent.

It's all about parenting.

OR at least family life. Siblings have a big effect too.

Posted by VAR on Nov-09-2011 23:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Banora

I was there for the birth of my cat and I already think he is the cutest little fucker on this planet.

my name is VAR, and i support this statement.

Posted by Sushipunk on Nov-10-2011 00:13:

I do not want little Sushipunks running around. Not my cup of tea at all.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Nov-10-2011 00:26:

I'm quite indifferent to the idea at the moment and don't really think about it much. If I have 'em I have 'em, if I don't I don't. Time will tell.

Posted by phyrrus on Nov-10-2011 00:41:

whatever became of the days when children just happened? now everything is scheduled and regimented like a visit to the dentist.

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