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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Um. Use your imagination?

Stir fry?

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Originally posted by Intellekshual Illuminate us.

Not to get all Anotherway83...

Jenny, you said you do anal didn't you, you let him go in dry? How about toys for back there?

Asses needs lube and you're probably going to end up tasting it at some point.

Seriously this is why I don't talk about shit I do with other people. It makes me feel like that freak Anotherway83 haha.

Nou, are you trying to insinuate that you're either so dextrous or blessed as to autofellate?

Actually, now that I just thought of you doing that, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Jay, can I have some Ebola?

I've shared enough about my sex life here in the past to get into specifics now, so all I will continue to say is "Yeah ok Nou"

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Stir fry?

Lol ew.

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Originally posted by DJ RANN Jay, can I have some Ebola?

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Originally posted by Silky Johnson I've shared enough about my sex life here in the past to get into specifics now, so all I will continue to say is "Yeah ok Nou"

So wait, I have to share to prove something but you don't?

Fuck off then.

I'm sure there is a way to clean your flesh light other than tongue-bathing it.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby It tastes like nothing which is a big bonus. I bought... Liquid Silk I think once? That stuff made me gag the first time it ever came in contact with my tongue.

Nou finally admits to sucking his own dick

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Originally posted by Jon_Snow Nou finally admits to sucking his own dick

I totally would if I could.

See no problem talking about shit like that for some reason. My brain is weird.

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Originally posted by Srussell I'm sure there is a way to clean your flesh light other than tongue-bathing it.

Nah, those things are not worth the trouble (or so I hear).

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby So wait, I have to share to prove something but you don't? Fuck off then.

Whether you share things or not, I still don't believe you.

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Originally posted by Silky Johnson Whether you share things or not, I still don't believe you.

Which is why I never share things in the first place really.

My assumption in this case that having tasted lube would be something most people have experienced at one point or another and I really wouldn't have to explain further. Sorry.

Note as ever the strategic gap between what Nou is implying and what he is actually stating to have done.

Implication: Nou has filthy anal sex with hot bitches.
Probability: Nou bought some lube to jerk with and gave it an experimental taste.

And all this from the guy who a few posts was saying:

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I am more than free to talk about what I find enjoyable, but I am not going to go raving on specifically about my exploits with others and their preferences or anything else, that is tacky and rude, and honestly most of the time when other guys talk about that shit, even my closest friends, I am like "wtf, why are you telling me this?".

Those who talk about it the most usually do it the least.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Note as ever the strategic gap between what Nou is implying and what he is actually stating to have done. Implication: Nou has filthy anal sex with hot bitches. Probability: Nou bought some lube to jerk with and gave it an experimental taste. And all this from the guy who a few posts was saying:

I fail to see how any of that can be interpreted the way you are saying it could be.

Someone said something about astroglide. I made an observation I've never known anyone to use it, and said I prefer a local brand of lube because it has no taste.

Jenny got confused.

I tried to sort her out, but she was just more confused.

I am not just fucking spouting shit randomly.

Like I said, I am intentionally ambiguous, but not always, especially when I thought I could trap Jenny in sounding stupid.

On another note of bade taste: cough drops and then eating something with srircha on it is pretty fucking disgusting tasting too..

Oh god it is almost as bad as orange juice after brushing your teeth.

Once again, yeah ok Nou.



The most insulting thing is that you truly think any of us buys what you say for even a split second.


And I was never confused, I know my initial assumption was correct. I have no doubt that you would need a lot of lube for the dry vaginas you might encounter, if at all.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby I fail to see how any of that can be interpreted the way you are saying it could be.

She asked you why you were tasting lube and so you started talking about anal. It's not fucking difficult, is it?

BAG OF SAND

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J She asked you why you were tasting lube and so you started talking about anal. It's not fucking difficult, is it?

No you fucking retard, I said "use your imagination" then she implied insultingly that I can't get a girl wet. Obviously that is not the same thing as me randomly bringing it up.

Seriously, how dumb are you? You remind me of right wing trolls on reddit (or Kevin).

I for real miss Kevin around here. You guys had some really entertaining spats.

The thing is, it's obvious you're an amateur or are making up stories based on assumptions you've made (probably from hearing real stories, or from watching porn, etc.) exactly because of the stuff you're spewing. People with real experience with this stuff - years of experience - would just never say such things. Lol, tasting lube by accident. You fucking moron.

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