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LOL Technaut is indeeed veryyyy technaughty! 
Hello dj-mdma,
I once spiked a 79 year old women's drink with mdma. After it took effect I made her dance nude for me before I killed her, as always she told me she loved me before she died.
Once i had finished masturbating over her dead body I lay in wait for her sexy 86 year old husband to come home from the bowling club. When he entered the front door and shouted "SEX ME SEX ME" and then smacked a baseball bat off his dial.
I felt so rude for doing that, as usual I liked it.
For the first time I left the bodies in the house without disposal, I am getting messy and fear one day I wil be caught.
Az said he killed his brother on Christmas Day, Christmas day is soon coming up again and al the family are coming round to my Mums house. They have no idea what is in store for them
Today i killed a Swan,
Technaughty
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naughty indeed
Dear Technaut,
It has been 3 weeks since you last seen your cat. I might admit it; your cat is dead. It was a hairy fellow, with nice brown eyes and long tail. Too bad it couldn't stand being microwaved. The screaming and crying went on for about 30 seconds, before she exploded.
Was your cat a member of the IRA? Probably. The way your pet smashed into pieces was last seen in central London many years ago when a car bomb blew away some government building.
I guess you won't mind, being a Scotsman. Fluffy tasted fine, almost just as fine as the catfood I stole from your house.
How is your mother? Is she still swimming around Loch Ness? I loved the pic you send of her. Do you have it in color too? If so, please send me one.
In your last phonecall, you asked me to collect my semen. I've got some few bottles filled now. It's all nice and salty, just the way you like it. Since your operation, you can't masturbate anymore. I'm glad to help you out so you can still swallow some loads every day.
Transaut, your older sister, is finally having the baby? Good thing you made her pregnant just before you lost your testicles. Selling babies is still a good way to make cash. You could use the money to get your penis pierced again.
Hope you will answer this letter as soon as possible!
With regards,
JP
Ps: the heroin you asked for is included in the envelope!
Hello Old Man Loveparade
I think you have the wrong cat! I eat my cat for dinner almost 3 months ago now. I ringed it's neck and watched all life drown out it untll I broke its neck just to make sure. Then I slowly cooked it in some of my sisters inside juice. Of course, as usual, I masturbated for an hour before I cooked it. Again rude I felt, slightly sexual too.
My mother is fine, her and I had family sex earlier today, afterwards I punched her in the face and made her say she loves me.
My Dad likes it when I slap his buttocks.
This semen you have collected, how do you know it tastes salty? I have contacts in Iran, Mexico and Brasil who can sell bottled cum. So, of course, send your love juice to me and I will pass it on. Maybe I will drink some of it too, either that or put it in peoples tea when they come round our house.
My older sister had her baby, when it was two days old we eat it with some of the leftover insides from the cat. This made me feel so sexual, we are trying again for another baby soon.
Today I took photos of my penis and left them on my boss's desk.
I like old women to sex me!
Technaughty
Dear Technaughty,
Do you like the taste of a woman having her period? If so, I will send you a box full of used tampons I secretly removed from women's toilets across the country.
The smell of your anus is wonderful! Thanks for the cooked poo you send me. I ate most of it, but would like some more liquid stuff.
Can we meet this month? Please don't wash, as you sweat turns me on!
I will have to keep it short, cause my dog just started licking my penis.
Hope I will see you soon,
JP
Hello old man,
Sometimes I light my sister's tampon string and let her burn, this makes me feel sexual and rude. Afterwards I eat the singed pubes from her minge.
That was indeed dog poo I sent you, I like to eat dog poo for my lunch - with a nice bottle of sister juice to wash it down.
I have a cunning plan, tommorrow I am going to steal box of sweets from the local Spar and also a Santa costume. Then i am going to go into town to lure some small children home with me so I can kill them.
We wont be having turkey for Christmas dinner in my house.
You must come to Scotland old man, I cannot leave the country as many agencies are looking for me because of the sexy times I've been having. If you come here it wil be cheap for you, as you will only need a one way ticket.....
a sexual death in my family.
Technaughty
To Mr. Technaughty and Mr. Old Man Loveparade,
Your techniques and tastes are very interesting. Could you teach me how to enjoy these lovely sexy times you've been having? I don't have much experience on this kind of thing (as I told you after my affair with the flamingo), and, even though I learned some tips from JP, I don't have much know-how yet.
Could you guys elaborate a little tutorial about "what to do to have special sexy times"? Thanks in advance,
Sincerely,
Maaz
I KILLED MY MOTHER ON XMAS DAY!!!
Dear MAzz,
I feel too rude and sexual at the moment, sometime soon I may write you a sexy guide for sexy times.
Technaughty
I just raped Santa and set fire to his beard afterwards 
Dear Technaut, JP and Maaz,
I seek rude and sexy times. I enjoy necrophilia involving feces, urine and most other bodily fluids except saliva and am very much interested in your ongoing activities.
I will tell you my story, although I'm sure it is very familiar.
It all started with rude and sexy thoughts which I perceived as being "wrong" at the time. I tried as hard as I could to supress them but there came a time when I just couldn't anymore. My diary entries from this time are very dark and depressing. I felt haunted by unfullfilled desire. I came to the realization that I had to explore this side of myself. I began with the more elderly demographic as they are typically weak and very trusting. I eventually learned to accept these rude and sexy urges as a part of who I am. Now, I indulge quite frequently.
I would be most happy to meet with you and show you my scrapbook.
Love,
zara
Tips from the rookie
Dear Zara,
I'm not as much experienced as JP, nor I can compare my knowledge to Technaut's wisdom. However, I'll be glad to exchange information about the sexy times I've had so far. I don't have much time now, but here are a few tips I want to share with you (and hopefully, JP and Technaughty will verify whether I'm doing fine or not):
a) Be cool: don't panic when holding a knife or a coffee machine. Both devices are very useful if you want to improve your sexy times, but the victim should not suspect about your true intentions, so you'll always keep the surprise factor for the right moment 
b) Always carry some strawberry jam with you: it's a useful bait, plus, blood tastes better with it 
c) Don't do anything to an unconscious person: tie your victim up and wait for her/him to wake up, so you'll both enjoy your nasty sexy times (don't be selfish, let the victim enjoy her/his last minutes breathing with as much pleasure as possible).
d) Remember, fire is your friend: before, during it and after (so the police won't find any evidence... remember to the rules of safe sexy times: always use with matches and gasoline! Sexy times are good, but if you don't take the precautions, it becomes very risky for you, and it totally ruins the vibe).
e) Giving some "e" to your victim may improve her/his performance when having the sexy times. Last year, I was spending my vacations in New York and I met a very cute girl. She was just 15 years old, she had blond hair, and blue eyes. Her parents loved her very much. And one night, she and her friends decided, they we're gonna go, to NYC. So, I met her in a party. We talked and danced for hours and hours, and we had a few drinks too. Then, I asked her if she wanted to go to my place, because I didn't want to be alone, and she said "yes". We got into a taxy and headed to the University dorms (I didn't have money to pay a decent hotel so I decided to stay there). So, she sat on my bed and I told her to take one pill... and she did. I dindn't have enough money to buy "e", so I gave her an aspirin and said that it was "xtc". For some reason, she freaked out and we had wonderful sexy times afterwards. In fact, I brought to Brazil a part of her leg, but my dog ate it last week 
Anyway, I guess you understood what you need "e" for 
Hope to hear about your experiences (and I'm waiting for some feedback from JP and Technaughty),
Maaz
omg omg O M G ! ! !
if this isnt the sickest post ever, i dont know which one is...
Yesterday I went to buy some batteries at the gasstation. Some girl had a flat tire so I stopped to steal her money.
After I raped her virgin ass and dumped the body in the canal, I set fire to her car. It was nice and warm. When I noticed the police was coming I hide myself behind a tree and masturbated. The blood that was still on my hands lubricated everything just fine.
I often dream about killing policemen. The risk of being caught turns me on. Last februari I got close, but they escaped. Next time I won't be wearing my mask.
Young boys scream when you torture them, did you know that? Especially skinny ones make terrifying sounds. It's fun inserting a knife into their skulls, I prefer rusty ones.
Tonight I will start taking pictures of my victims.
JP
this thread is totally insane
LMAO
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| Originally posted by Xo|oX omg omg O M G ! ! ! if this isnt the sickest post ever, i dont know which one is... |
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| Originally posted by AZ thats sick |
I always though JP and Technaught deserved the title 
I guess I can retire now
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| Originally posted by Maaz This whole thread is insane, but everytime I post something, the next person says that I'm the sick one, that my post is the sickest, blah, blah Am I the sickest here then? I always though JP and Technaught deserved the title Woot, fame and glory I guess I can retire now |
8 hours since I last slaughered someone. Feeling hungry
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| Originally posted by Xo|oX nah... not really... but since each post in this thread is a response to one earlier, it gets sort of accumulated :-P |
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| Originally posted by Maaz Oh, I see. By the way, that girl (?) in your avatar is cute, what anime is it from? |
lmao.. hehehh.
9 yr old luv-fluids 
and maaz? hehehhh
sweeeeeeet jesus 
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