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Posted by Vanilla on Nov-10-2002 01:22:

quote:
Originally posted by biznology
Semi-auto - also: Half-mast, ie you go to the club with booty music and end up half masting some chick|

then you are covered in Swass (sweaty ass)

Posted by jinxed84 on Nov-10-2002 04:46:

yeah i hate the NRB i get them alot right before class gets out and im like "fook" so i have to covertly do the tuck or i just bite my finger really hard to get my mind of it and it usually helps.

the sticky ball sack sucks alot. i either do the wide step or just stick my hand in my pocket and peel them off

Posted by Magimaster on Nov-10-2002 05:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Vanilla
then you are covered in Swass (sweaty ass)

hahaha... back in highschool I remember my friend. After wrestling practice, even after wearing boxers, shorts AND sweats, his Swass still showed through his sweats. And they were huge stains as well! It was so gross...

this thread is hilarious! I hate the morning glory.

Posted by arturob on Nov-10-2002 05:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Essential1
Here's a little bit of penis lingo for u guys if u don't already know all of them:

Morning wood: This is when u wake up with a hard on.

NRB (No Reason Boner): Let's say ur at work, doing ur job, when all of a sudden Mr. Tinkles wants to come out and play!

BSTL (Ball stuck to leg): When one of your testicles is stuck to your leg.

BBSTL (Both balls stuck to leg): same as above, but with both testicles.

ESTE (Everything stuck to everything): When u have one ball stuck on ur leg, the other one stuck to ur penis, and ur penis is stuck to ur other leg. Also referred to as a "hot sticky day".

Semi-automatic: This is when ur not quite hard, but not quite soft either.

shrinkage: We've all experienced it b4......

That's all I can think of for now. if u've got more by all means post them.

WHAHAHAHAHAAHH this thread will make the "classic threads" section *G*

f0x

Posted by The Highroller on Nov-10-2002 05:52:

i get NRBs ALL the time in class it pisses me OFF

Posted by Essential1 on Nov-10-2002 07:29:

One time I got ESTE at work so I stood up & squated down a little to "loosen" everything. But that didn't work so I went lower & lower until my ass was almost touching the ground. That still didn't work so I got fed up & stuck my hand down my hand to adjust everything to my liking. So I went back to my desk & continued to work. Little did I know, there's a hidden camera pointing right at the spot where I was fixing myself. A couple of hours later the owner of the place came in and asked to talk to me. He was like "Danny, this is a little akward but what on earth were u doing on the ground this afternoon?" I said "Nothing.....what to u mean?" He goes "Well, I was watching my cameras & I noticed u decided to do some exercise there on the ground. I understand if ur back hurts & u wanna stretch, but why did u put your hand down ur pants?" So I told him "Frank, the heater is always pointing straight at me & I tend to sweat in cerain areas..." He just interupted me & said "next time use the washroom. even use the hand dryer if u need to." & he laughed and let me get back to work.

Posted by Porky on Nov-10-2002 08:55:

oink!

quote:
Originally posted by Essential1

shrinkage: We've all experienced it b4......

quote:
Originally posted by Essential1
ESTE (Everything stuck to everything): When u have one ball stuck on ur leg, the other one stuck to ur penis, and ur penis is stuck to ur other leg. Also referred to as a "hot sticky day".

este..so true! haha!~

Pork!

Posted by Porky on Nov-10-2002 08:59:

why are u reading this?

NRB = need to get laid!!

hahoo!

POrk!

Posted by m0sh on Nov-10-2002 11:37:

The only good thing in a morning bone is when you got a girl with you....

Next weekend

Posted by nekholm on Nov-10-2002 13:00:

I hate those NRBs, especially in school when you watch pr0n pics..

Posted by Philby on Nov-10-2002 13:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Nicke
I hate those NRBs, especially in school when you watch pr0n pics..

you get to watch pr0n at school??

or do you mean when you are in the computer labs and the teacher isnt looking hehe

Posted by nekholm on Nov-10-2002 13:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Philby
you get to watch pr0n at school??

or do you mean when you are in the computer labs and the teacher isnt looking hehe

well i'm studying computer science or wtf so i sit in front of a computer quite much

Posted by DJ-Ande on Nov-10-2002 15:24:

quote:
Originally posted by blazed it
haha i almost fell over laughing when i read this because i was just discussing this with my friend last night. omfg thats the worse shit when your balls get sweaty and it starts sticking to your leg

omg thats the worst!!!!

and i always get bone-ons on the bus, and its very annoying getting up and sorting ya self out infront of about 15 people on a bus............baaaahhh

got a semi in a test at school & 2 lass's came over after the test, and said 'u had a bone-on in the test didn't u'

quite embarrasing

Posted by Mail Man on Nov-10-2002 16:19:

haha this thread is a classic!

Posted by The Highroller on Nov-10-2002 17:36:

yea the NRBs happen to me ALL the time on the bus. right before i have to get off.... its like an alarm clock...

Posted by The Highroller on Nov-10-2002 17:36:

yea the NRBs happen to me ALL the time on the bus. right before i have to get off.... its like an alarm clock...

Posted by Matt on Nov-11-2002 02:20:

when I get a NRB, I'll just yell at it until it decides to sit down and shut the fuck up.

actually, I am just very controlled. If I start thinking about that chick across the room @ school, I'll be able to shut my manhood down before I reach half mast. But, I am still a master of the emergency adjust in the event that the chick across the room is really really hot.

Posted by libra_1143 on Nov-14-2002 00:07:

I've decided that busses are designed to vibrate at exactly the frequency that will turn you on. Just my random thought for the evening.

Posted by Sand Leaper on Nov-14-2002 12:23:

Everytime I feel an NRB coming on,I always think about James Hetfield in the video to No Leaf Clover.It always helps.No kidding.

Posted by Tukan on Nov-15-2002 01:05:

Why is it NRB and not BNR??

Posted by m0sh on Nov-15-2002 06:43:

Dunno

Posted by Essential1 on Nov-15-2002 06:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Tukan
Why is it NRB and not BNR??

NRB = No Reason Boner

It's when u get one randomly for no apparent reason.

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