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Posted by mikefasssy on Nov-30-2002 02:40:

When the chick steals the collection plate money and frames bart he runs and jumps out the window. 5 seconds later a guy yells, "Stop Him! He's heading for the window!"

and

When Bart is watching Crusty TV and Crusty says, "I will send you a check for 40 dollars if you watch my show!" Bart is like "SCORE!!!!!" but then the screen goes green for a second, and this guy says , "Check will not be honored."

Posted by daydreamer on Dec-14-2002 22:10:

911

Mr burns is trying to kill the puppies. Lisa is arguing with him.
Mr Burns hands her a phone and says "here is a phone call someone who cares." she dials 911. He is like "Give me that" and takes it away from her. funny

Posted by limin_li on Dec-15-2002 09:08:

This very moment Simpsons episode

Homer: Your Car does not meet my demand, now can I have my myster price?

Car Sells Woman: Sure.

Homer runs away (Laughing) He He

Car Sells Woman: What the? (Seeing the fucked up electronic car)

Car: Help, Help Help, It burns. It Burns

Okay back to my favorite episode, Its got to be 22 short story about Springfield. I must agree, older Simpsons episodes from 94-99 were all great. In the season 2000-2001, everything moved at a very fast paste. All of sudden, Flander's wife died, or Marge was hit by a clock while talking disco stu. But I think they are making a come back. Lets hope the season finalily can really make me laugh harder then before.

Posted by mr_smidge on Dec-15-2002 14:53:

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Posted by daydreamer on Jan-14-2003 04:03:

once more

YOU SUNK MY BATTLE SHIP

If you seen the episode in which thise comes out you know what i mean. that one line entertained me on my road trip to Guatemala this winter.

Posted by sooper on Jan-14-2003 16:32:

Store clerk: "But the doll is cursed"
Homer: "that's bad"
clerk: "But it comes with free Frogurt"
Homer: "that's good!"
Clerk: "But the Frogurt is cursed"
Homer: "that's bad"
Clerk: "But it comes with your choice of toppings"
Homer: "that's good!"
Clerk: "But the toppings contain sodium benzo-hydrate"
Homer: "Huh?"
Clerk: "That's bad"
Homer: "Can I go now?"

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"Oh Lisa, you and your stories - Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now lets go back to that place...where our beds..and TV...is."

Posted by schnegggge on Jan-15-2003 05:23:

Mr. Burns: I bring you love! (glowing in the dark)
Lenny or Carl: He`s bringin` us Love!
Carl or Lenny: Don`t let him get away!!!!!
Lenny or Carl: Break his Legs!!!!!!
The Simpsons X-Files uh, just ...........doh!!!!!!

Posted by w00h00 on Jan-15-2003 08:32:

ahh the thread all about the man who is the reason for my handle. I chose woohoo in honor of that great man a certain Mr. Homer Simpson.
fave episodes... too many. The Flaming Homer is pure classic (Oh my God, he just fell on Aerosmith!). The Medical Marijuana one is too. The Homer Hulk one was great, loved the Mel Gibson one.. gah.. too many.

That ball-sack one with nibbles might be my fave line of all time. That Halloween one a few of you have referred to was the Shining parody. Best Halloween bit ever I'd say. "... (forget how it starts) the shinning!" "Don't you mean the shining?" "Quiet boy, do you wanna' get sued?"

So many great things in that show but one of the best is the gratuitous rips on themselves like the comment about cheap cartoons just constantly showing the same backgrounds over and over as that is exactly what's happening. Or the time when he's talking about this is real life, not a tv show as he's sitting on the couch and the camera angle switches and he's walking outside the window, the rips on 5-fingered people. Love all their cameos too. God bless Phil Hartman. I miss Troy McClure. You may remember me from such movies as (insert movie title here) those titles always cracked me up

Posted by sooper on Jan-15-2003 15:29:

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Originally posted by w00h00
loved the Mel Gibson one

Homer to Mel Gibson: "Did Braveheart give up? Did Payback give up?"

Posted by bloood on Jan-15-2003 15:32:

Season 14 Episode 4 - Marge get silicon breasts

Posted by sooper on Jan-15-2003 15:32:

quote:
Originally posted by bloood
Season 14 Episode 4 - Marge get silicon breasts

She gave me a semi.

Posted by Nalin on Jan-17-2003 08:23:

Marijuana episode right at the end

Smithers: Mr Burns! You're alive! Ohh thank heavens.

Burns: Yes, all that dancing from wichway to that jostleded my heart from its slumber

Homer: And you wanted to take him to the hospital!

Burns: Ohh and you didn't? Well the worm has finally shown its fangs. Smithers make me slap him

SLAPS HOMER

Burns: Ha! You call that a slap? Now make me slap you

SLAPS SMITHERS

Burns: Now both.

SLAP SMITHERS SLAPS HOMER

Burns: Now just you!

SLAPS SMITHERS

Burns: Now give me a taste!

SLAPS HIMSELF

Burns: Now all three

SLAPS SMITHERS SLAPS HOMER SLAPS HIMSELF

Burns: , excellent...

omg, thats was soo funny

Posted by KoreanDJ on Jan-17-2003 18:13:

My favorite episode has to be the one when Homer got his lobster pet name "PINCHY" He even had a dog leash on the lobster it was so funny.

Stevek

Posted by sooper on Jan-17-2003 18:42:

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Originally posted by KoreanDJ
My favorite episode has to be the one when Homer got his lobster pet name "PINCHY" He even had a dog leash on the lobster it was so funny.

Stevek

And at the end, when he ate him...holy shit - too funny!
he was so sad and crying, but pinchy was so tasty...!

Posted by beema on Jan-17-2003 20:23:

[class is disecting worms]

Ralph: Ms. Hoover, the worm jumped up and it flew in my mouth and then I ate the worm. Can I have a new one?
Ms. Hoover: No Ralph, goto sleep.
Ralph: Oh Boy! Sleep is where I'm a Viking!

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[after crashing into his own car parked in the driveway]

Insurance Claims Agent: So Mr. Simpson, this place Moe's you were at, what kind of establishment is it?
Homer's Brain: Whatever you do, don't tell him it is a bar!
Homer: It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography.
Homer's Brain: SWISH!

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[at the Duff Drunk-toss contest]

Tit-tania: Eww, Duffman, you said if I slept with you, I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!
Duffman: Duffman says a lot of things! Ooh-yeah!!

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