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Posted by davinox on Mar-10-2003 06:04:

Step One) Make sure your balls are ready, cuz it's gonna take some.

Step Two) Go up to a girl, say "hi" and then start small talkin.

Step Three) Just act like its a guy, be as cool and confident as if it was a dude.

step three is usefull


Posted by DaveSZ on Mar-10-2003 06:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Eugene
LOL.
But a lot of girls like to talk about their hair


Haha. Truedat. But that's all she would talk about....
And her modelling carrer.


Posted by DaveSZ on Mar-10-2003 06:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
you get a lot of nasty hoes with that trick, plus you usually have to pay them like 100 bucks


ONly $100 huh?? Exactly how many teeth are they missing???


Posted by HardTrance81 on Mar-10-2003 14:01:

quote:
Originally posted by DaveSaenz
ONly $100 huh?? Exactly how many teeth are they missing???


Where I am at, we don't even pay $100, i just give her cash for the cab ride home (IF she was good).... and thats if one of my buddies doesn't get her before she goes home... gotta love the club-bunnies...

Lesson learned: "It ain't no fun, If the homies can't have none" - i love that song.....


-E: did you have fun tonight?
girl: yeah i had a great time
-E: I have to work in the morning so i have to get some sleep, is that
okay?
girl: oh yeah, thats fine.....
-E: okay....
knocks on the wall
bang, bang, bang.......
-E: hey archie!!!...
a muffled voice from the room next door.....
archie: WHAT?
-E: You wanna piece of this before I make her WALK home?......

NOTHING MAKES A GIRL FROM THE CLUB FEEL CLASSIER THAN HEARING THIS AT THE END OF THE NIGHT. . . . . .


Posted by DaveSZ on Mar-10-2003 14:44:

quote:
Originally posted by HardTrance81
Where I am at, we don't even pay $100, i just give her cash for the cab ride home (IF she was good).... and thats if one of my buddies doesn't get her before she goes home... gotta love the club-bunnies...

Lesson learned: "It ain't no fun, If the homies can't have none" - i love that song.....


-E: did you have fun tonight?
girl: yeah i had a great time
-E: I have to work in the morning so i have to get some sleep, is that
okay?
girl: oh yeah, thats fine.....
-E: okay....
knocks on the wall
bang, bang, bang.......
-E: hey archie!!!...
a muffled voice from the room next door.....
archie: WHAT?
-E: You wanna piece of this before I make her WALK home?......

NOTHING MAKES A GIRL FROM THE CLUB FEEL CLASSIER THAN HEARING THIS AT THE END OF THE NIGHT. . . . . .


Hey man can I join your alliance??? They both rock haha. MC's can intoduce the Dj but after that they need to Shut The Fuck UP!!!1


Posted by HardTrance81 on Mar-10-2003 15:03:

quote:
Originally posted by DaveSaenz
Hey man can I join your alliance??? They both rock haha. MC's can intoduce the Dj but after that they need to Shut The Fuck UP!!!1


ALL ARE WELCOME TO THE NO MC'S AND DEATH TO WHISTLE-BLOWERS ALLIANCE..... so join up!

the only requiments are you have to punch at least one mc in the mouth or throat per party, they don't know any better, they are under the impression that talking is cool.... we must teach them....

mc's need to go and the only way they are gonna learn is the hard way. they need to be punished for the years of wasted livesets and parties.... for ruining every tense climax of the set by talking about something retarded....i mean c'mon how many times can you ask how the crowd is doing?

THE MC'S MUST BE DELT WITH!!!! WE MUST, SORT THEM OUT..... lol


Posted by DaveSZ on Mar-10-2003 15:15:

Hhaha. I can't decide who I hate more; Whistle blowers or annoying MCs? I'll strangle some whistle blowers with their own whistle cords this next weekend.


Posted by HardTrance81 on Mar-10-2003 17:27:

quote:
Originally posted by DaveSaenz
Hhaha. I can't decide who I hate more; Whistle blowers or annoying MCs? I'll strangle some whistle blowers with their own whistle cords this next weekend.


WELCOME AND ENJOY!!!!! SPREAD THE WORD...... NO MORE MC'S..... THATS RIGHT, NOTHING BUT THE SOUND OF THE MUSIC AND THE CROWD....MMMMMM....


Posted by Rememberence_ on Mar-10-2003 19:20:

hahahahahah nice recruitment antics HT81. death to whistleblowers!!

DaveSaenz mate - yeah I'm living in SA, but I'm Aussie. When/where is Acosta? You goin? Gimme the details!

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
i just walk up and snap my fingers. Half the time are like what, and all like "BITCH (slap) gimme yo NUMBAH" and then i call them at 2 am when im drunk and tell them to come to my place for sex


LMFAO HAHAHAHAH

man that is pure class.

actually I had a bit of luck this morning.. I was waiting outside the lecture hall for an exam that was about to start, chatted to this chick about how neither of us know anything on the exam... she's like "oh, I love the accent!" (they love the aussie accent).. then her mate comes over and I'm sitting there blowing in my pants at this friend of hers (NICE), we got to talking about australia and how she was there in the summer... fuck she is hot

then my cock turned soft when she mentioned she was there with her church. I'm hoping she's not as crazy about her religion as some of the people I have met around here...

a couple of people have started conversations with me that have ended up in arguments because their true intent of approaching me was to convert me into a christian! I'm gonna fuckin stab the next one of those ****s in the face.

ps: nothing against religion, just people forcing it upon others.


Posted by TCC-2k7 on Mar-10-2003 23:31:

Yeah well... At least you have an Aussie accent to win girls over with, Rememberence_... I get stuck with a half-English half-East Coast USA (British mum, American dad...) accent. The end result? "Your accent is...interesting?" What the hell is "interesting?"
But I agree .... nothing spoils a girl more than religion. I met this girl over the summer and she was f!cking GORGEOUS. Then I find out she's a total born again Christian, won't party, won't drink, definately won't screw...
Such a waste.


Posted by Eugene on Mar-11-2003 02:39:

quote:
Originally posted by TCC-2k7
I met this girl over the summer and she was f!cking GORGEOUS. Then I find out she's a total born again Christian, won't party, won't drink, definately won't screw...
Such a waste.

hahahaha!

Over here in Baltimore, Maryland (and also Washington DC), you can probably find a ho but she's gonna be missing a lot of teeth, AND you have to be careful, not just about STDs, but also, if she takes your dick in her mouth, at the end of the blowjob when you're thinking "okay, that's it" she may threaten to bite your dick off (it's still in her mouth), unless you give her your wallet!

seriously! I've never been in this situation but heard stories. It's terrible, and the threat is REAL. She starts pressing her teeth to prove she's not joking...

On the streets at night, and in strip clubs here at "the Block" (Baltimore downtown), there are mostly ugly crack whores with awful breath and missing teeth.

However, we have some music clubs here where a lot of nice/cute college girls come to party. It's a "meat-market" atmosphere down there and everybody grinds to r&b/hip-hop (that's why I like r&b ) Anyhow, when the club closes and everybody leaves, some of my friends sometimes slip $20 or $50 bill to the particular beautiful blonde they liked, and -- what do you know? -- this stunning beauty (drunk, of course), willingly agrees to go to my friends' place and fuck. These are girls who you'd never think would ever do such a thing, they're 18-19-yr-old college girls who look so innocent, cute, and inexperienced! And they take that money and go with my friends, who are "players!" I've seen it!


Posted by mndeg on Mar-11-2003 04:53:

gj taking advantage of not smart blondes


Posted by DaveSZ on Mar-11-2003 05:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Rememberence_
hahahahahah nice recruitment antics HT81. death to whistleblowers!!

DaveSaenz mate - yeah I'm living in SA, but I'm Aussie. When/where is Acosta? You goin? Gimme the details!



LMFAO HAHAHAHAH

man that is pure class.

actually I had a bit of luck this morning.. I was waiting outside the lecture hall for an exam that was about to start, chatted to this chick about how neither of us know anything on the exam... she's like "oh, I love the accent!" (they love the aussie accent).. then her mate comes over and I'm sitting there blowing in my pants at this friend of hers (NICE), we got to talking about australia and how she was there in the summer... fuck she is hot

then my cock turned soft when she mentioned she was there with her church. I'm hoping she's not as crazy about her religion as some of the people I have met around here...

a couple of people have started conversations with me that have ended up in arguments because their true intent of approaching me was to convert me into a christian! I'm gonna fuckin stab the next one of those ****s in the face.

ps: nothing against religion, just people forcing it upon others.


Sure No prob. It's this next Sunday.

Here is the link to the flyer:
http://www.thefarwestrodeo.com/georgeacosta.htm

Here is the link to the thread discussing this event:
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...&threadid=91800


Posted by trancEyes22 on Mar-11-2003 05:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Eugene
hahahaha!

Over here in Baltimore, Maryland (and also Washington DC), you can probably find a ho but she's gonna be missing a lot of teeth, AND you have to be careful, not just about STDs, but also, if she takes your dick in her mouth, at the end of the blowjob when you're thinking "okay, that's it" she may threaten to bite your dick off (it's still in her mouth), unless you give her your wallet!

seriously! I've never been in this situation but heard stories. It's terrible, and the threat is REAL. She starts pressing her teeth to prove she's not joking...

On the streets at night, and in strip clubs here at "the Block" (Baltimore downtown), there are mostly ugly crack whores with awful breath and missing teeth.

However, we have some music clubs here where a lot of nice/cute college girls come to party. It's a "meat-market" atmosphere down there and everybody grinds to r&b/hip-hop (that's why I like r&b ) Anyhow, when the club closes and everybody leaves, some of my friends sometimes slip $20 or $50 bill to the particular beautiful blonde they liked, and -- what do you know? -- this stunning beauty (drunk, of course), willingly agrees to go to my friends' place and fuck. These are girls who you'd never think would ever do such a thing, they're 18-19-yr-old college girls who look so innocent, cute, and inexperienced! And they take that money and go with my friends, who are "players!" I've seen it!




hey! i'm a 20 year old female from the DC area, and i'm not a crack whore nor do i have bad breath....ew! we're out there, you just have to find us


Posted by DaveSZ on Mar-11-2003 06:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Eugene
hahahaha!

Over here in Baltimore, Maryland (and also Washington DC), you can probably find a ho but she's gonna be missing a lot of teeth, AND you have to be careful, not just about STDs, but also, if she takes your dick in her mouth, at the end of the blowjob when you're thinking "okay, that's it" she may threaten to bite your dick off (it's still in her mouth), unless you give her your wallet!

seriously! I've never been in this situation but heard stories. It's terrible, and the threat is REAL. She starts pressing her teeth to prove she's not joking...

On the streets at night, and in strip clubs here at "the Block" (Baltimore downtown), there are mostly ugly crack whores with awful breath and missing teeth.

However, we have some music clubs here where a lot of nice/cute college girls come to party. It's a "meat-market" atmosphere down there and everybody grinds to r&b/hip-hop (that's why I like r&b ) Anyhow, when the club closes and everybody leaves, some of my friends sometimes slip $20 or $50 bill to the particular beautiful blonde they liked, and -- what do you know? -- this stunning beauty (drunk, of course), willingly agrees to go to my friends' place and fuck. These are girls who you'd never think would ever do such a thing, they're 18-19-yr-old college girls who look so innocent, cute, and inexperienced! And they take that money and go with my friends, who are "players!" I've seen it!


I bought a nice blind crack hoe some popeyes when I was there.
...My good deed for one lifetime.

P.S. She didn't bite my dick off because: 1. She was blind. 2. She didn't have enough teeth 3. I didn't want any sexual favers from her in the first place.

P.P.S Maybe I should learn to appreciate R+B/Hip-Hop.


Posted by HardTrance81 on Mar-11-2003 17:42:

quote:
Originally posted by trancEyes22
hey! i'm a 20 year old female from the DC area, and i'm not a crack whore nor do i have bad breath....ew! we're out there, you just have to find us


I guess the question now IS....

DO YOU HAVE ANY TEETH?


Posted by Eugene on Mar-11-2003 23:47:

quote:
Originally posted by trancEyes22
hey! i'm a 20 year old female from the DC area, and i'm not a crack whore nor do i have bad breath....ew! we're out there, you just have to find us

Where are you!!!!


Posted by DaveSZ on Mar-12-2003 06:08:

quote:
Originally posted by HardTrance81
I guess the question now IS....

DO YOU HAVE ANY TEETH?


lol. She glossed over talkin' bout her choppers.


Posted by trancEyes22 on Mar-12-2003 06:22:

quote:
Originally posted by HardTrance81
I guess the question now IS....

DO YOU HAVE ANY TEETH?



HAHAH of course i have teeth! and Eugene, i'll be at deep dish in baltimore thursday night. come and get me


Posted by Endlesswave on Mar-12-2003 06:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Eugene
Where are you!!!!




The question is: Where are ALL of you?!?!?!


Posted by HardTrance81 on Mar-12-2003 06:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Endlesswave
The question is: Where are ALL of you?!?!?!


me? I am HERE, just not all THERE.......

quote:
Originally posted by Tranceyes
HAHAH of course i have teeth! and Eugene, i'll be at deep dish in baltimore thursday night. come and get me


EUGENE, LOOK FOR THE GIRL WITH NO TEETH!!!!!!!


Posted by trancEyes22 on Mar-12-2003 06:42:

quote:
Originally posted by HardTrance81
me? I am HERE, just not all THERE.......



EUGENE, LOOK FOR THE GIRL WITH NO TEETH!!!!!!!




shoot i got dentures yo


Posted by Trance My Brain on Mar-12-2003 06:54:

Smiley DJ

Nice shoes... wanna fuck ?

Something that has been working for me, is that I have a very good memory for what may seems unimportant detail, like I always remember what my friends are saying about certains girls, so when I see them in a bar (I use to live in a small city) I would go up to them and say: Hey I know you just to pick their curiosity, and if they are telling me that Im full of shit, I just have to tell them some stuff I know about them that I remember from my friends. 99% it works unless they are 1) not looking for anything 2) have a BF 3) are really not interested in you.


Posted by HardTrance81 on Mar-12-2003 06:56:

IT'S PARTY NIGHT, GOTTA SPORT THE GOLD TEETH WIT DA ICE.....


Posted by irishclubbing on Mar-12-2003 16:49:

simple answer:

go up and talk to her. like commin if she laughs or wotever then so what its not like your gonna see her again and even if you do shes not worth it. get to know someone before you take the plunge


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