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| Originally posted by Smekbar http://www.knarkärnajs.nu/ |
Once there was a chicken and a horse that were playing together in a barn yard. Suddenly the horse falls into a mud-pit! He yells out to the
chicken:
"HELP, HELP !!! Go get the farmer, save me, save me!!!" The chicken goes looking for the farmer but can't find him. So he gets the farmer's BMW and drives it over to the mud-pit, lasso's the horse, ties it to the car and pulls him out. The horse says: "Thank you! Thank you! I owe you my life, chicken..."
A couple of days later they are playing there again. But this time the chicken falls into the mud-pit and calls out to the horse: "Help me, help me!!!! Go get the farmer!!!" But the horse says, "There's no time!!! But I think I can reach you, hold on!" The horse stretches it's 4 legs across the mud-pit and yells at the chicken, "Grab onto my dick!!!" The chicken grabs on, the horse stretches back and saves the chickens life.
Moral of the story:
"If you have a dick the size of a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks!"
hahaha, det ska väl vara fruntimmer till bågot sånt här 
http://hem.bredband.net/b250693/cli..._cant_drive.wmv
kan ju posta den här också...
http://www.muchosucko.com/index.php...happyMS_05.html
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| Originally posted by ScuL jävla idioter |
Sköna bilder, Lasslo! Ser ut som ni hade skoj! 
jonas var bra i dängen Lasse 
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=afroninja.mpg
dör ihjäl av skratt 
HAHAHA så jväla skönt att han fortsätter också!
Rätt skön denna: http://ossy.myftp.org/Kay%20-%20Musik/bilder/brevet.jpg
hehe, brevet e bra. Det hamna på Internet och vips har hundratusen sett det 
Hur kan man ta så fel? =P
Gorilla var turist
KUNGSBACKA. Polisen fick flera samtal om att det gick en gorilla längs vägen på E6 utmed Torpasjöarna i norra Halland i lördags kväll. Den påstådda gorillan visade sig dock vara en tysk turist med skägg och ryggsäck.
http://www.hallandsposten.se/dagens...el.asp?a=122587
men lönt Scul 
hittade just en relativt knasig annons på vendolin (en annonsmarknad för musikgrejer)
http://www.vendolin.se/annons.php?111110 :stounge:
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| Originally posted by Vizay hittade just en relativt knasig annons på vendolin (en annonsmarknad för musikgrejer) http://www.vendolin.se/annons.php?111110 :stounge: |
denna tyckte jag var lite rolig...
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
- See you next month!
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| Originally posted by Cloudburst denna tyckte jag var lite rolig... What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? - See you next month! |
- Vad är det för likhet mellan en sälkubb och en oskuld?
- Båda blöder när de får klubba!
Usch.
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| Originally posted by Cloudburst |
Klockren !
A smart blonde joke!
A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the Manager.
She says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs
to borrow £5,000. The Manager says the bank will need some kind of
security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Ferrari.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and
everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral
for the loan. The Manager and the tellers all enjoy a good laugh at the
blonde for using a £200,000 Ferrari as collateral against a £5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Ferrari into the
bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde
returns, repays the £5,000 and the interest, which comes to £15.41.
The Manager says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
millionairess.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow £5,000?" The blonde
replies...
"Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only
£15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
http://www.btinternet.com/~crillboy...ephotos.cfm.htm
Läg märke till bild 3...
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| Originally posted by Cloudburst http://www.btinternet.com/~crillboy...ephotos.cfm.htm Läg märke till bild 3... |
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| Originally posted by Laszlo hahaha - tog ett tag innan jag hittade poängen |
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