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girls like to wear skirts/kilts. They don't like ****** guys wearing them. I think this got lost in scottish logic.
Persians, Mexicans and Morroccans along with Sharmouta Lebanese and les salots Joe louis' suck donkey cock!
This thread is awesome
phew... i'm out of this :P
Fucking Persians, I mean honestly when was the last time they did anything impressive, you have to back to BC before they did anything, and even then! OOOh we have nice horses! well you certainly aren't hung like em!
lol
That's the funniest pic evar! omg, too funny
OWNED
memories , memories ... 
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| Originally posted by alec Fucking Persians, I mean honestly when was the last time they did anything impressive, you have to back to BC before they did anything, and even then! OOOh we have nice horses! well you certainly aren't hung like em! |
man it's the same shit for them , arab , muslim , persian , indian , towel head 
I thought you were syrian but when you said you weren't I thought it must have been Persian!
I see Krinker is back to his old ways
You guys suck!
lol krinker! 
seriously
I'm speachless
I knew alec had something for me ... but to search the internet to get a little glimps of me ... that's bad ... man ... it's all jokes .. i'm not gay ...
I know you're a cool guy ... but i don't love you ... stopp the harrassement !!!
KrinKer
alec, i will ask you nicely to remove that pic.
thank you
what was the pic 
??
Alec your funked...
LOL....your funked man.... i just found your family album...and look whats in it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ALEC IS HUMPING THE SNOW ... I MEANT ALEC IS DOING FAP FAP FAP ON THE SNOW
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahaha
alec you getting slapped by funken
omg i almost pissed in my own pants
just dont ask what is the guy doin in the snow like that man
hahahahahahaha....funken scottish
just dont say a funken thing on irish peeps...cuz im irish...seriously...it doesnt show...but my dad is part irish...so stfu about it
lol i funken look arabic and spanish at the same time...
anyways i dont give a funk about what you say about irish peeps...theyre the bests
now lets have some fun about those bagpipes fo yours alec...
Bagpipes (noun) - I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made object never equaled the purity of sound achieved by the pig. -Alfred Hitchcock
I love this thread...hehe
Q. How do you get a piper out of a tree?
A. Cut the noose.
Q. What�s the difference between a piper and a walrus?
A. One squeals a lot and the other is a walrus.
Q. What�s the difference between an in-tune piper and Bigfoot?
A. Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q. Why do so many people take an instant dislike to the bagpipes?
A. It saves time.
Q. Why do bagpipers always walk when they play?
A. To get away from the sound.
_Q. What's the difference between a cat in the road and a bagpipe in the road?_
A._ People usually swerve to MISS the cat.
Q. How do you get two bagpipes to play a perfect unison?
A. Shoot one.
Q. What's the definition of a minor second?
A. Two bagpipes playing in unison.
Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
A. No one cries when you chop up an bagpipe.
Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.
Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?
A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.
Q. What do you call bagpiper with half a brain?
A. Gifted.
Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?
A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
Q. If you drop a bagpipe and a watermelon off a tall building, which will hit the ground first?
A. Who cares?
Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe player, or Santa Claus?
A. The out of tune bagpipe player. The other two indicate you have been hallucinating.
Q. How do you make a chain saw sound like a bagpipe?
A. Add vibrato.
Q. What's the definition of a gentleman?
A. Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?
A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
Q. What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
Q. What's the range of a bagpipe?
A. Twenty yards if you have a good arm.
Q. What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A. A bagpiper.
Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?
A. Drool.
Q. What's one thing you never hear people say?
A. Oh, that's the bagpipe player's Porsche.
Q. Why do bagpipers always walk when they play?
A. Moving targets are harder to hit.
Q. How do you know if a bagpipe band is at your front door?
A. No one knows when to come in.
Q. Why are bagpipers fingers like lightning?
A. They rarely strike the same spot twice.
-Tom: "Hey, Buddy. How late does the bagpipe band play?"
-Buddy: "Oh, about a half beat behind the drummer."
Q. How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune?
A. Someone is blowing into it.
Q. How do you put a twinkle in a piper's eye?
A. Shine a light in his ear.
-Piper: "Did you hear my last performance?"
-Neighbor: "I hope so."
Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A: To get away from the noise.
Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?
A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.
hope your not still proud of your fabulous instrument lol
les quebeco����� c'est vot' tour maudit criss tabarnak esti
TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
1. Everybody assumes you're an asshole
2. Racism is socially acceptable
3. The only province to ever kidnap federal politicians
4. You can take bets with your friends on which English
neighbor will move out next
5. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada
6. The FLQ
7. Your hockey team is made up entirely of dirty French guys
8. The province with the oldest, nastiest hookers
9. NON-smokers are the outcasts
10. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo bastards"
dont get me started on arabs....plz..
dont force me....plz plz plz....
i really dont wanna hurt you....but its gonna get crazy bad here if i start...
are you sure you want me to...
ok let me finish with the scotish... and youll have your turn mofo
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