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Posted by UWM on Apr-21-2005 18:36:

no that's a chaise

unless she spelled it chez. this one i do know then i guess.

Posted by Floorfiller on Apr-21-2005 18:36:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
awww will u do my dishes too??

*borrows giant black one*

Posted by Moral Hazard on Apr-21-2005 18:36:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
awww will u do my dishes too??

Someone believes in variety

Posted by Slylee on Apr-21-2005 18:36:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
i could tell you...but then i'd get made fun of hehe

well u already look like a fag (as if u could look like any more of a fag than u already do) by just saying that so...

jason, will u be my shopping buddy?

Posted by Floorfiller on Apr-21-2005 18:36:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
no that's a chaise

unless she spelled it chez. this one i do know then i guess.

ok yeah...i spelled it wrong hehehe

Posted by dj tek on Apr-21-2005 18:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
ill buy a half gram right now and u can snort it only ctach is u have to snort it off my dick

the girl : i dont think i can do a line off it, i'll just take a small bump.

Posted by Moral Hazard on Apr-21-2005 18:38:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
no that's a chaise

unless she spelled it chez. this one i do know then i guess.

True, but I'm sure chaise is what was meant. Chez is French for a person's home.... Chez Pierre = Pierre's house.... it also used to be a really good pealer joint in Mississauga Ontario but it got busted for running whores.

Posted by UWM on Apr-21-2005 18:38:

Oww.

Posted by beats and beeps on Apr-21-2005 18:39:

Hey, baby, you want to come back to Beats and Beeps' place?

Sure, you got cable?

Nah, but I think standard nylon twine rope should be strong enough to hold you.

Posted by Floorfiller on Apr-21-2005 18:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee

jason, will u be my shopping buddy?

only if you will be my miami fashion consultant...

Posted by requiemofnanqel on Apr-21-2005 18:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
ill buy a half gram right now and u can snort it only ctach is u have to snort it off my dick
thats a classic line

+1 sounds tempting, for the gram that is..Lol

Posted by Scottaculous on Apr-21-2005 18:41:

Are you the hot girl no one dares talk to?

^^ Tried and proven very effective.

Posted by Jackson on Apr-21-2005 18:43:

Not sure if its been posted yet....but the best one i know is:

If You were a Booger, I'd Pick YOU!

Posted by beats and beeps on Apr-21-2005 18:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Scottaculous
Are you that dirty looking slut nobody dares fuck without 3 rubbers?

^^ Tried and proven very effective.

Fix'd

Posted by Moral Hazard on Apr-21-2005 18:44:

Everything alright, you don't look like you're having a good time.

or

I noticed that dirty sweaty looking guy there keeps trying to move in on you. Let me know if you need any assistance.

Posted by Floorfiller on Apr-21-2005 18:45:

"what's long and white and gets lots of attention?

a swan in heat!

...guess who else is in heat? "

Posted by Slylee on Apr-21-2005 18:45:

gawd moral...those are dumb and too obvious...c'mon u gotta spit better game than that. i'd laugh if i heard some of the shit ur posting

Posted by UWM on Apr-21-2005 18:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
"what's long and white and gets lots of attention?

a swan in heat!

...guess who else is in heat? "

Umm. I'll pretend I didn't just read that, and I'll also pretend I wasn't supposed to find any humor in it.

Posted by Slylee on Apr-21-2005 18:53:

i don't think the word, "Swan" should ever be uttered from a man's mouth anyway...so scratch that one.

Posted by Floorfiller on Apr-21-2005 18:54:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Umm. I'll pretend I didn't just read that, and I'll also pretend I wasn't supposed to find any humor in it.

it's so pathetic and stupid...it just might work

Posted by Moral Hazard on Apr-21-2005 18:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
gawd moral...those are dumb and too obvious...c'mon u gotta spit better game than that. i'd laugh if i heard some of the shit ur posting

Usually I don't use any line. I just make eye contact, flash a smile and then introduce myself. Again, the goal is to make her feel special, I do that I win.

Posted by Cal on Apr-21-2005 18:56:

Try this on

You: "Excuse me" (wait for her response)
Her: "Yes?"
You: "Could you......smile for me?" (smile as you say the smile for me part)
Her: *smiles involuntarily*
You: "Great......See ya" Turn around and SLOWLY walk away.

Odds are pretty good she'll grab you and start chatting YOU up

Am I right ladies?

Posted by Moral Hazard on Apr-21-2005 18:56:

what's got two thumbs and likes blow jobs
*point at self with thumbs*
This guy!

Posted by UWM on Apr-21-2005 18:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
what's got two thumbs and likes blow jobs
*point at self with thumbs*
This guy!

haha that reminded me of a kind of bad joke.

ill tell it anyways

which one doesn't fit: meat, eggs, a blowjob, your wife?

Posted by Moral Hazard on Apr-21-2005 19:00:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
haha that reminded me of a kind of bad joke.

ill tell it anyways

which one doesn't fit: meat, eggs, a blowjob, your wife?

Well I like meat eggs and blowjobs so I'm gonna say my wife

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