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| Originally posted by tathi ...........i might go to mac uni as a mature age student in a couple of years for philosophy / history / politics. not for any career prospects though, just as a hobby  |
hahaa the uni supervisors that were at our exam were so paranoid about ring-ins doing exams for other ppl!!
the person comparing me to the mug on my uni photoID did a triple take before signing off on me!! unbelieveable what a pair of glasses and a haircut does to change your appearance haha
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| Originally posted by TranceForma How about you sit my exams for me.....just as a hobby |
HAHAHA that's the funniest shit I've seen all year.
thats the funniest shit Ive seen!lol thats exactly what my chemistry paper would look like (if I did chemistry or whatever hell else that paper is on about).
I just cracked up laughing after reading that.
rofl tath. i think i did something like that in one of my uni exams.
Hehehe, the full version of that chemistry exam can be found here: http://www.enzine.cyborgcow.net/exam/
lol... gold !
no more exams until next semester time to get plastered
Tathi i take it all back
Personally ive always loved this exam answer:
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This is an actual question given in a recent University of Washington chemistry midterm exam: "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with proof." Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, discussing how gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed, or some variant of this line of argument. However, one student wrote the following: First we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. With birth and death rates increasing as they are, larger and larger numbers are being born and dying in the wrong religion, and so we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we must look at the rate of change of the volume of Hell, because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and the pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: (1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until.....all Hell breaks loose. (2) If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until.....Hell freezes over. So which is it?? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Theresa Banyan during my Freshman year, that "it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that this event has still not taken place, then (2) cannot be true. And so, Hell is exothermic. The student was awarded the only A grade in the exam. |
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| The student was awarded the only A grade in the exam. |
haha i bet his teacher wish she slept with him now...
that deserves a round of applause *fap fap fap fap*
was it a hoax?
we got given copies of that at uni haha (by lecturers no less).
haha so is that a hoax or what? i havent read such funny stuff for such a long time !!
haha damn..
I think the scanned Chemistry exam is legit, there's not really any reason to doubt it.
However the "Is Hell Endothermic or Exothermic" is probably an urban myth, it's apparently been circulating since the 1960s...
http://www.snopes.com/college/exam/hell.asp
well i got chem on friday, i doubt however i will write answers like that
i did tho in grade 12 on a test, not an exam
first exam tommorow though 
cant be bothered doing anymore study haha, damn.
had my third exam today
everyone was stressing hard today and i had about a hundred pages of notes to go over before the exam
how let down was i when i got in there and looked at the paper
all that study and it was a breeze
or was it a breeze cause i studied
ok question
what is the minimum amount of days you give yourself to completely learn a subject
mine is 3-4 days of solid study and i know it (but forget it after the exam)
completely learnt world war II history: rise of fascism in 5 hours!
2am-7am cram, leave for exam, 2hrs of solid writing, come home, crash for 12hours, wake up with a totally messed up sleeping & eating pattern.
Took me about 2 days to learn year 12 specialist maths... during the day and at night.. on and off.. nothing too strenous.
3 down 1 to go.....
Ive got till tuesday to learn Management for Engineers. Ill let you know if i learn it well enough to pass the exam in that many days!!!
Just finished my last exam!!!! 
Thank-fuck! 3 1/2 weeks holidays, ahh yeah!
Lookin forward to GTR @ Room
wat uni do u guys go to? i finished my last exam yesterday and i got 6 week holidays, haha lucky me
UWA
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