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So it happened again this morning. real early morning.



I tried stretches, that made it so much worse. hehe, talk about teh uber |33t ragin Br0ner

so I went to plan b. ze tuck. it looked rediculous,....




but then I had to carry a heavy chair, and while I was carring the chair....it went away. Just like that, and it never returned.



so maybe more blood flow is the answer, its just that stretching des not cause enough of it. maybe I should do jumping jacks next time eh.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 So it happened again this morning. real early morning. I tried stretches, that made it so much worse. hehe, talk about teh uber |33t ragin Br0ner so I went to plan b. ze tuck. it looked rediculous,.... but then I had to carry a heavy chair, and while I was carring the chair....it went away. Just like that, and it never returned. so maybe more blood flow is the answer, its just that stretching des not cause enough of it. maybe I should do jumping jacks next time eh.

masturbate more often

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Originally posted by ShadoWolf masturbate more often

im maxed out.

Re: Raging Boner

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Originally posted by Boomer187 So like practically every night I work at one point I get this raging boner for like 10 minutes. and Im all like, dude go away, and he's all like, hell no, and Im all like WTF do you want, and he's all like, I don't care. So I am left there, with this raging boner. Its all good to have one when your at home n stuff, but like when your working with people, that thing is 'hard' to hide. So WTF do you guys do when you get one? .....and road boners count too. I used to get those when I worked early mornings on the ride to a job site.

I once heard that if u keep squeezing your pelvic muscle or yawn alot it will go away. But dont know if its true since I dont have one.

I have heard of female doctors "flicking" a raging boner ni a specific spot and it going down instantly.

I think it's an urban legend.

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Originally posted by ShadoWolf I have heard of female doctors "flicking" a raging boner ni a specific spot and it going down instantly. I think it's an urban legend.

I don't know if it would be worth the pain. Flicking a boner sounds like it wouldn't feel so good, maybe that's why it goes away.

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Originally posted by UWM I don't know if it would be worth the pain. Flicking a boner sounds like it wouldn't feel so good, maybe that's why it goes away.

no pain no gain panzy

I'd rather keep the pain away from the genitals, kthnx.

my point is, if yuo know were to flick, you could get rid of your boner "problem"

I say masturbation is more fun

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Originally posted by ShadoWolf my point is, if yuo know were to flick, you could get rid of your boner "problem" I say masturbation is more fun

but what if I flick it when i.......TMI.......




masturbating at work is outta da question, and I am maxed out at home.


but I wonder if google can find that spot to flick...

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Originally posted by Echo of Silence grrrrrs eh, my eyes got huge... I scrolled... slowly...down hesitantly... looking... grrrrs at you. You're such a brat, Joe.

are your hormones raging

Have a cold shower as soon as you wake up.

Also do intense one hour weight lifting sessions in the gym every day. Your body will be so tired and so f**ked 24/7 that your libido dissapears!!

LMAO at the crazy theories that people propose....

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Originally posted by Echo of Silence grrrrrs eh, my eyes got huge... I scrolled... slowly...down hesitantly... looking... grrrrs at you. You're such a brat, Joe.

Oh sorry hun, didn't know you wanted to see. Can't wait until the weekend I guess...

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Originally posted by Floorfiller i know what that guy was talking about. if he was going commando then his cock might leek alittle and show up on his pants...

that was exactly the situation....

i thought more people would understand that...

boomars!! i leave, come back and u got a boner thread.. ?

you need to fucking get laid... shit
I get those only if I go sex-less for a week or so

i hate those too,.. i get them in class at random times,... usually when im about to fall asleep,.. i think its my body's way of telling me to wake up,...

and of course we all get morning woods....

i get them in the car in the morning too,...

the tuck and the cold showers can work.
but there is an ultimate boner beater
it can take a little bravery
but the best way to get rid of one is to wear the dreaded tightie whities
never se em from the outside, tho it can hurt a bit
example:
go from this:
to this:

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Originally posted by Streakfury Tight Fit Wild And Free

I'll take one of each please.... and no I'm not talking about the undies...

When i get the boner at work syndrome heres what i like to do...

Spank i long, Spank it hard.... i mean i like to read... yes i like to read.....

but seriously, you work in a casino, wear sweatpants to work and wear that capitan winkie with pride. walk onto the casino floor with it and hit on the old ladies. they havent seen one of those in years probably so your tips will improve by 100000000000%......... find the oppourtunity in every embarrasing situation.... look what paris hilton did, she made millions off of her movie...

are you comparing me to paris hilton?






i guess I do have that run way look to me.

Three words:
TUCK AND COVER!

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are you comparing me to paris hilton? i guess I do have that run way look to me.

naw i was thinking more along the lines of rich spoiled holywood whore...... but dont let me ruin your day over it..... LOL

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