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Originally posted by Floorfiller Slylee Slylee looks good she spends time at the gym she knows not what she should when things come to him her highschool man flexed putting Slylee a swoon far too under sexed she'd give up the poon too bad that he's not of age for this girl slylee's left caught her head in a twirl poor slylee's sad at home all alone her luck is true bad a dog without bone lonely she'll stay at home she will sit however i say i'd hit that shit

Hahah! She'll like this one.

ok i'm avoiding homework so i'm doing another one real quick hehee...i got a little carried away with this one hahaha

Theresa

Theresa my dear
there's not much to say
i wish you were here
you are teh sexay

I love when we chat
you sent me a pic
i play'd with my bat
that's code for my dick

i can't wait to meet you
canada should be fun
i know just how to greet you
a good smack on the bum

then when its late
and we are both drunk
you'll be my date
and i'll be your hunk

the hotel will be
the end of the line
others will want thee
but you'll be all mine

you'll undo my belt
and i your shirt
in my hands you'll melt
and up goes your skirt

don't worry Ms. Breen
it won't take too long
now you have seen
i have a small schlong

all joking aside
you are a great lady
you're my intraweb pride
my intraweb baby

i'll see you that day
try not to forget
speechless i'll stay
after time we first met


awwwwwwwwwww

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Originally posted by Floorfiller awwwwwwwwwww

Awwwwwwwww indeed.

(apart from the whacking off part, you sick bastard. )

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Originally posted by Fundamental Awwwwwwwww indeed. (apart from the whacking off part, you sick bastard. )

i thought that gave it something special

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Originally posted by Floorfiller i thought that gave it something special

Something straight from the er... heart?

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Originally posted by Floorfiller i thought that gave it something special

Yeah...that intarweb perverted spice...

The stinky dangle

I met this dangle once
It was like a golden egg
It glistened in the room with no window
& dangled by my head

I grabbed the dangle
& let it dingled in the air
It dangled & dingled & buzzed & made a sharp hissing thud
& my mechanical heart started to care

The dangle took over my life
I became tormented by it
It rangled up my potatoes & gravy
& my fish is now swimming upside down

It's time to kill the dangle
it gives me the shits
The thing is like a bottle of crap
that stinks under my armpits

so I stomped on it & now my shoe smells
It smells like a dingle dangle
smell my dangle
smell the beautiful dangle......

trancebrat & terry

trancebrat & terry
are the perfect pair
she likes them hairy
and he doesn't stare

the distance was long
but soon in the past
terry's new song
spells love that will last

one problem for amber
is that she can't sleep
can you really blame her
terry keeps bonking that sheep

tis a crazy habit
this ol' belgain enjoys
he bonks like a rabbit
even with boys

ok that was a funny
just between you and me
amber is terry's honey
eternal unity

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Originally posted by Floorfiller trancebrat & terry trancebrat & terry are the perfect pair she likes them hairy and he doesn't stare the distance was long but soon in the past terry's new song spells love that will last one problem for amber is that she can't sleep can you really blame her terry keeps bonking that sheep tis a crazy habit this ol' belgain enjoys he bonks like a rabbit even with boys ok that was a funny just between you and me amber is terry's honey eternal unity

Cute!


Cute except for the line about boys!

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Originally posted by trancebrat Cute! Cute except for the line about boys!

that was the only part that was true

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Originally posted by Floorfiller that was the only part that was true

Guess you would know.

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Originally posted by trancebrat Guess you would know.

yes i would

EWWW!

Here's a haiku I wrote last year:

I hate all Haikus
They are structured and boring
Just like the Winter

Tranc3 should not read them
Let alone write a couple.
Well thats what I think...

-Clovis

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Originally posted by Clovis86 Tranc3 should not read them Let alone write a couple. Well thats what I think... -Clovis

But there's no reference to one of the four seasons....

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Originally posted by Slylee Shadowolf this man's a freak says word on the street ladies, tell him what to do, and he�ll kiss your feet he�s bad, he�s Italian, he�ll rock you in court and don�t count on him for moral support "Do unto others as u want done to you.." are the words he lives by and teaches to guys like spec who have big heads and bag on people in every other thread his name bears all from head to toe shadowolf�s the man, let a brother know.

Don't give up your day job, that sucked.

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Originally posted by Floorfiller Slylee Slylee looks good she spends time at the gym she knows not what she should when things come to him her highschool man flexed putting Slylee a swoon far too under sexed she'd give up the poon too bad that he's not of age for this girl slylee's left caught her head in a twirl poor slylee's sad at home all alone her luck is true bad a dog without bone lonely she'll stay at home she will sit however i say i'd hit that shit

nice!

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Originally posted by Slylee Mr. Pink, a poetic man with a perfect goatee and a perfect tan loves his music and women too and smokes southern funk like players do this Brandon Boyd look-a-like is taken ladies or so he says... don�t be deceived by his flirting he�s only messing with your heads!

Oo la la, c'est tres magnifique!

i got one


Roses are red
Violets are black
Why is your chest
as flat as your back?

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy SWAMPER We Owe it all to you from our lazinees, our ill will, and our addictive attitude, What the fuck is your problem why did u start this fuckin site? cause of you i now say "lol" in public and use abbreviations when i write. If it wasnt for you id prolly be rich with a gorgeous wife then again without being able to vent all these fucked up thoughts someone would fall victim to my knife but theres no way I can blame you since i know you personally too, u were just doing a task i mean if it wasnt a webmonstah that u made it as youd prolly be a rapist in a jason mask

hahahah

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink i got one Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

thanks jerk.

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Originally posted by Slylee thanks jerk.

hahahaha *hugs*

no, go away.

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Originally posted by Slylee no, go away.

Forgive me, my sweet.
forgive me

I like chicken, I like beef,
I like meat between my teeth.
I like burgers, I like buns,
with some cheese, it's tons of fun.
Moo Moo cow you taste so yummy,
what's it like inside my tummy?
First I cook, then I chew,
next I swallow, now you're poo.
I love lamb, and I love turkey,
in the bath with some beef jerkey.
Happy cow, you eat some grass,
but one day soon, I'll eat your ass.

by trevor

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Originally posted by sooper I like chicken, I like beef, I like meat between my teeth. I like burgers, I like buns, with some cheese, it's tons of fun. Moo Moo cow you taste so yummy, what's it like inside my tummy? First I cook, then I chew, next I swallow, now you're poo. I love lamb, and I love turkey, in the bath with some beef jerkey. Happy cow, you eat some grass, but one day soon, I'll eat your ass. by trevor

ROFL! That's fan-fucking-tastic.

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