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Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-08-2005 04:44:

russian roulette

cancer

sandwiched between a truck and a brick wall

falling on an icepick with your eye

kicked by a horse in the head

gored by a bull in the throat

drowning in quicksand

crushed by the stacks of the last 20 years newspapers you've been
hording obsessively in your basement, making a maze.. when it all goes terribly wrong.

death by chocolate.

Posted by Shudder on Mar-08-2005 06:17:

overdosing on viagra

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Mar-08-2005 06:22:

Death by nipple poke it teh eye

aaawwe I kill you with nipple poke grasshopper! hiy-yaa!

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-08-2005 07:39:

losing your head via piano wire stretched conveniently across the road as you drive at 110MP/h on your motocycle.

Posted by Fundamental on Mar-08-2005 11:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Shudder
overdosing on viagra

Cue the "couldn't get the coffin lid down" joke...

Posted by SuperSloth on Mar-08-2005 23:23:

Playing duck duck Goose with a Hammer...

Posted by DarkAngel on Mar-08-2005 23:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Party Monster
I can imagine being tied up and being forced to spend time with you would be even worse.

Oh, the horror! My brain would collapse from all the 'nb4dalock' and stupid red capital text, not to mention the pathetic attempts to hit on 13 year olds when you're in your late 20s!

I'm sorry. Who the fuck are you?

Posted by Party Monster on Mar-08-2005 23:29:

Party Monster.

Posted by DarkAngel on Mar-08-2005 23:32:

Right.

(Hundred bucks says this guys a TA under a new alias.)

Posted by Party Monster on Mar-08-2005 23:33:

(Hundred bucks says I've been reading TA for a long time but haven't posted until recently.)

Posted by DarkAngel on Mar-08-2005 23:33:

Why helo thar.

Posted by DarkAngel on Mar-08-2005 23:37:

Well, another way to die would be in like UWM's thread. Drink 50 tequila shots and think you'll survive it.

Posted by dallastar on Mar-08-2005 23:44:

something to change the subject here!!!

Posted by DarkAngel on Mar-08-2005 23:47:

Re: something to change the subject here!!!

quote:
Originally posted by dallastar

Posted by dallastar on Mar-08-2005 23:51:

two words..

Bitch Slap!

Posted by Sunsnail on Mar-08-2005 23:52:

Re: Re: something to change the subject here!!!

quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel

Posted by DarkAngel on Mar-08-2005 23:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail

LOL

A new smiley-war type, eh?

Posted by elletek on Mar-09-2005 00:57:

loooooooooool Nice topic.

Posted by DarkAngel on Mar-09-2005 01:00:

quote:
Originally posted by elletek
loooooooooool Nice topic.

So that^ would be another way to die? Cry yourself to death?

Posted by dallastar on Mar-09-2005 01:06:

quote:
Originally posted by elletek
loooooooooool Nice topic.

which one??

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-09-2005 06:39:

stabbed to death by a hobo for your shoes.

Posted by tribu on Mar-09-2005 07:26:

Beaten in the balls with strong blows from a piece of iron until you suffocate.

No one mentioned a good old throat slitting.

Crushed under your car.

Ripped to shreds by a volatile predator that has recently escaped from the zoo.

Put a tube in your mouth, and keep feedin ya...and feedin ya....

Open the Emergency door on an airplane mid-flight.

Combine Amonia and Bleach in equal parts and seal yourself in a small area.

Tie weights to your feet and jump off a bridge over at least 20 ft of water.

Drink nothing but beer.

Live until your vital functions fail.

How about joing the ranks of either al qaeda, the axis of evil or the coalition of the willing?

Jealous significant other/fiance/spouse/fuck buddy smother you with a pillow.

Blood drained by a goth/emo vampire wanna be.

No sleep.

Meteor striking the earth and blocking out the sun/crushing you/changing the earth's polarity, etc

Shot by a disgruntled employee as you try to kill yourself with Mcdonalds.

Sex with a meth user who has had 200 partners in 2 months (or a sorrority girl)

Post an opinion that differs with another TAs

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-09-2005 07:28:

we're almost there

Posted by tribu on Mar-09-2005 07:30:

how many more?

Posted by AwakenedAddict on Mar-09-2005 07:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Fundamental
Decapitation by flying bowler hat.

I might be a little delusional at 245AM, but that made my night/morning!

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