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i was fucking this girl once... and after about 30 seconds i started hammering her, a further minute later she was like 'ow oww it hurts it hurts.... so i stopped, slapped a bit of KY on, and preceeded the hammer away again, about another half a minute or so later she started screaming in pain again... so i stops.. smothers both me and her in KY again, and got down to sum serious action pumpo.. yet another 2 minutes later, shes like ooowwwww owwww stop stop i cant take it, its excruciating!!... i sed excruciating?... thats a big word for a 5 year old.
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| Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z] i was fucking this girl once... and after about 30 seconds i started hammering her, a further minute later she was like 'ow oww it hurts it hurts.... so i stopped, slapped a bit of KY on, and preceeded the hammer away again, about another half a minute or so later she started screaming in pain again... so i stops.. smothers both me and her in KY again, and got down to sum serious action pumpo.. yet another 2 minutes later, shes like ooowwwww owwww stop stop i cant take it, its excruciating!!... i sed excruciating?... thats a big word for a 5 year old. |
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| Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z] i was fucking this girl once... and after about 30 seconds i started hammering her, a further minute later she was like 'ow oww it hurts it hurts.... so i stopped, slapped a bit of KY on, and preceeded the hammer away again, about another half a minute or so later she started screaming in pain again... so i stops.. smothers both me and her in KY again, and got down to sum serious action pumpo.. yet another 2 minutes later, shes like ooowwwww owwww stop stop i cant take it, its excruciating!!... i sed excruciating?... thats a big word for a 5 year old. |
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| Originally posted by Floorfiller jay that was sooo wrong |
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| Originally posted by Slylee i dunno, most guys i know who are totally "guy" and straight dont even THINK of joking like that...that's funny. |
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| Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z] i was fucking this girl once... and after about 30 seconds i started hammering her, a further minute later she was like 'ow oww it hurts it hurts.... so i stopped, slapped a bit of KY on, and preceeded the hammer away again, about another half a minute or so later she started screaming in pain again... so i stops.. smothers both me and her in KY again, and got down to sum serious action pumpo.. yet another 2 minutes later, shes like ooowwwww owwww stop stop i cant take it, its excruciating!!... i sed excruciating?... thats a big word for a 5 year old. |
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| Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z] i was fucking this girl once... and after about 30 seconds i started hammering her, a further minute later she was like 'ow oww it hurts it hurts.... so i stopped, slapped a bit of KY on, and preceeded the hammer away again, about another half a minute or so later she started screaming in pain again... so i stops.. smothers both me and her in KY again, and got down to sum serious action pumpo.. yet another 2 minutes later, shes like ooowwwww owwww stop stop i cant take it, its excruciating!!... i sed excruciating?... thats a big word for a 5 year old. |
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| Originally posted by beats and beeps Thats because america is all like, hey I'm going to go home to my gay looking yuppie condo, and watch gay sit com starring bad gay stereotype guy, and then I'm going to tune into gay reality show, chalk full of rednecks working together with more bad gay stereotypish gays! Hey, and then I'll hit up the internet, and post about how metrosexual I am, metrosexual meaning that I want to be just like those gay stereotype people, but I dont want to be gay, but theres nothing wrong with that, because I'm not some fucking george bush voting ipod buying redneck christian hick who doesnt like gays, I'm all for gay marriage, I'm totally into all that stuff. But then once they are out in public, shit if anybody mistakes them for being gay its "oh now way I aint no fag, I'm all about the poon dude" "oh look at that guy he looks like such a fag" "man this is gay." |
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| Originally posted by Lephaid D: ...I'd still hit it. |
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| Originally posted by Ian^ Jay or the 5 year old :\ ? |
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| Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z] i was fucking this girl once... and after about 30 seconds i started hammering her, a further minute later she was like 'ow oww it hurts it hurts.... so i stopped, slapped a bit of KY on, and preceeded the hammer away again, about another half a minute or so later she started screaming in pain again... so i stops.. smothers both me and her in KY again, and got down to sum serious action pumpo.. yet another 2 minutes later, shes like ooowwwww owwww stop stop i cant take it, its excruciating!!... i sed excruciating?... thats a big word for a 5 year old. |
isnt that a deep house song or something?
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| Originally posted by Aristronica Well from what I read from Slylee she'd be totally down, hopefully some crazy shit will happen next week with us running into each other during WMC and not even knowing and whatever then happens, then I come back on here and write like "omg, i had sex with these two whores in the back of Space" and she'll be like "omg are you the d00d with the small russian penis" and i'd be like "...yeah" probably not tho... Theresa are you going to WMC? |
I dont know truth is im a male hermophradite so I really dont know if i would want to do maybe floorkiller and jennypie
i would do jennie pie and floorkiller could do me in my pussy
Well I'm gonna be different and not pick my obvious choices (you *should* know who you are). Plus didn't we already have a thread like this??
Anywho, I Pick Arbiter and Radagast. Cause they're both DICKS.
Nyuk. Harrrrrrr.
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| Originally posted by jennypie Anywho, I Pick Arbiter and Radagast. Cause they're both DICKS. Nyuk. Harrrrrrr. |
i like 
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| Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z] i was fucking this girl once... and after about 30 seconds i started hammering her, a further minute later she was like 'ow oww it hurts it hurts.... so i stopped, slapped a bit of KY on, and preceeded the hammer away again, about another half a minute or so later she started screaming in pain again... so i stops.. smothers both me and her in KY again, and got down to sum serious action pumpo.. yet another 2 minutes later, shes like ooowwwww owwww stop stop i cant take it, its excruciating!!... i sed excruciating?... thats a big word for a 5 year old. |
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| Originally posted by Theresa When is it? |
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| Originally posted by kr00t0n I'm born and raised South African, and been living in the UK for 3 years and plan to indefinitely, would that explain my eccentricities? |
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| Originally posted by dj_mdma yes and jamie_ does have a rather strange influence on the UKTA males... |
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| Originally posted by Jamie_ I cant help it if i bring you lot out of the closet can i |
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| Originally posted by dj_mdma i think this thread has been successfully hijacked |
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| Originally posted by dj_mdma i think this thread has been successfully hijacked |
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| Originally posted by Jamie_ About time we highjacked some |
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