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Originally posted by NiteMer Period sex? I remember I was having sex with an ex (now) and she didn't know she had hit her period. I guess rolling changes her schedule or something. So we went at it, and afterwards I look down and my white t-shirt isn't so white anymore. It was pretty funny. I was like, "See you later t-shirt", as I threw it in the trash. No saving that one.

try taking your t-shirt off before having sex noob. i know ur nipples will be exposed but you'll get use to it.

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Originally posted by igottaknow try taking your t-shirt off before having sex noob. i know ur nipple we be exposed but you'll get use to it.

No time for that. It was just a spontaneous passion fucking. The pants came off, but the shirts stayed on.

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Originally posted by NiteMer No time for that. It was just a spontaneous passion fucking. The pants came off, but the shirts stayed on.

and i thought i had ADD cause i refuse to read posts with long paragraphs. how long does it take to remove your t-shirt?

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Originally posted by igottaknow and i thought i had ADD cause i refuse to read posts with long paragraphs. how long does it take to remove your t-shirt?

Usually I do, but I wasn't thinking too much about that. I was busy.

sex with clothes on rules.

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Originally posted by NiteMer Period sex? I remember I was having sex with an ex (now) and she didn't know she had hit her period. I guess rolling changes her schedule or something. So we went at it, and afterwards I look down and my white t-shirt isn't so white anymore. It was pretty funny. I was like, "See you later t-shirt", as I threw it in the trash. No saving that one.

About 4 years ago I pick some woman up at a club. We're both just pissed to the gills and I'm rolling two pills (shit that rhymed... that's gay). We were going at it so heavily in the bar that they kicked us out. Once out of the club she suggests we go to her place, a five minute walk away, I - of course - am game. Once there it's all about the sex. As per my normal plan of attack I go down on this woman before proceeding to penetration. All went well and according to plan, she really seemed to enjoy herself. Afterward, I went to the bath room to toss the condom and wash up.... when I look down I notice my hands and penis are covered in blood. My first thought is that I must have somehow killed this girl. I go to the sink to wash up and I see myself in the mirror, my face is just covered in blood... then it hits me, bitch was on her period and didn't tell me, nor did I notice thanks to a combination of pills alcohol and darkness. I hit the road faster then you could possibly imagine.

hahahah YESS!!



that story fucking rules.

For added hilarity, you should've snuck away to the kitchen while still covered in blood, grabbed a knife, and stormed into her room going "Muahaha, I've come to kill you!"

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Originally posted by UWM For added hilarity, you should've snuck away to the kitchen while still covered in blood, grabbed a knife, and stormed into her room going "Muahaha, I've come to kill you!"

Perhaps, but getting the hell outta there was priority 1 at the time. My brother was a little pissed off that I called him at 5:30 asking he drive 45 minutes across town to come pick me up.

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Originally posted by Slylee sex with clothes on rules.

I must ruled x 3 then cos when i last had sex with clothes on i was also in a public park mid afternoon

moral hazard only rules times 2, even though that story rocks

public sex rules. or loud sex with the windows open in your house.

fuck it, sex rules.

but scat rules you more

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard Perhaps, but getting the hell outta there was priority 1 at the time. My brother was a little pissed off that I called him at 5:30 asking he drive 45 minutes across town to come pick me up.

hahaha i can just see u hopping in the car and looking at him and him being like, "dude! what the fucking happened in there "? *after he sees your bloody face*


"nothing, just drive"









mdma quit giving yourself points in my book...only i have the power to do that.

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Originally posted by Slylee hahaha i can just see u hopping in the car and looking at him and him being like, "dude! what the fucking happened in there "? "nothing, just drive" mdma quit giving yourself points in my book...only i have the power to do that.

stfu and give me my points bitch or no coke for j00!!!

can i be the pimp of the alliance ?

There will be no pimping of Slylee kthnx.

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Originally posted by UWM There will be no pimping of Slylee kthnx.

dont be mad cuz youre her bitch ktanx.

Oh. My. Gawd.







































fight over ME !

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Originally posted by Estella Oh. My. Gawd. fight over ME !

is that a papaya in your sig?

Ha ha. I leave for a bit, and miss all this action. That's hilarious.

I've never gone down on a girl, on the rag. That's just gross. I have heard stories though.

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Originally posted by Floorfiller is that a papaya in your sig?

It's a palmagranet.... dude, eat some fruit!

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard It's a palmagranet.... dude, eat some fruit!

It's actually a pomegrante.

Dude, spell some fruit!

It's actually a pomegranate

Sorry, I had to.

It's the fruit of the Gods!

there got it finally

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Originally posted by UWM It's actually a pomegrante. Dude, spell some fruit!

That's why I have a typest for my letters and reports.... I can't spell shit... wait, I just did spell shit..... I can't spell pomegrante (without copying from someone else).

This thread is as random as a Family Guy episode.

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Originally posted by Scottaculous This thread is as random as a Family Guy episode.

What, you ragging on Family Guy? STFU!

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