I think I heard just about the worst pickup line EVER....

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Posted by tiesto14 on May-19-2005 15:57:

quote:
Originally posted by beats and beeps
I called you a noob mr 2001

pppfffttt....how am i a n00b?...i was here years before u ...

Dipshit!

Posted by NiteMer on May-19-2005 17:01:

Re: I think I heard just about the worst pickup line EVER....

quote:
Originally posted by Krysta_101
"hey girl... can I fluff yer cooter?!"

Wow, that's bad.

Posted by UWM on May-19-2005 17:15:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
And DA yet again sleezes his way in with another internet 'babe, doll, hun' I love it.

Too right.

Posted by beats and beeps on May-19-2005 17:16:

quote:
Originally posted by tiesto14
pppfffttt....how am i a n00b?...i was here years before u ...

Dipshit!

Woah look at this chicken he knows math. I betta not jive wit him.

Posted by tiesto14 on May-19-2005 17:54:

quote:
Originally posted by beats and beeps
Woah look at this chicken he knows math. I betta not jive wit him.

well u call me a n00b...funny how u say that when i was posting in Chill Out room in 2001....so please tell me how i am a n00b...cus technically YOU are the n00b...

now run along u bitch ass

Posted by medinaM5 on May-19-2005 17:58:

arguing on the internet is like winning the special olympics...either way your still retarded

Posted by tiesto14 on May-19-2005 18:03:

quote:
Originally posted by beats and beeps
Woah look at this chicken he knows math. I betta not jive wit him.

I just checked ur profile...bro u born in 1988

My "MARRS - Pump Up The Volume" cassette single is older then you

I bought that shit in late 87...and you call me a n00b?

lol i went to my first rave when u were 1...and i was clubbing when u were 3...bahahahhaa...friggen kid...stfu

Posted by Slylee on May-19-2005 18:09:

quote:
Originally posted by tiesto14
I just checked ur profile...bro u born in 1988

My "MARRS - Pump Up The Volume" cassette single is older then you

I bought that shit in late 87...and you call me a n00b?

lol i went to my first rave when u were 1...and i was clubbing when u were 3...bahahahhaa...friggen kid...stfu

Oh my god, he just busted out with that played out, �I was raving when u were in diapers� bullshit....lol

stay cool "bro"

Posted by Floorfiller on May-19-2005 18:11:

i'm just going to start walking up to girls and introducing myself with funny fake names like...

"hi i'm ernest!"

or

"hey, i'm edwardo...nice to meet you"

Posted by jonSun on May-19-2005 18:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
i'm just going to start walking up to girls and introducing myself with funny fake names like...

"hi i'm ernest!"

or

"hey, i'm edwardo...nice to meet you"

My alias's are Otis & Siemore. And when I get risky its Dick Pickel.

Posted by Sunsnail on May-19-2005 18:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Krysta_101
Haha, that Mikey Mike guy's still talking. I have you on ignore you cumdumpster

who doesn't

Posted by Dervish on May-19-2005 18:24:

I was out with some french people so I acted french.

"Do you speak french" *in french* all I can remeber from being 12 and doing french, then a french accent, if they could speak french I'd have been busted.

I was on a mission for one of the guys, turned out he had a gf though, but I got him an ace bird.

Nothing builds a new relationship better than lies.

Posted by tiesto14 on May-19-2005 18:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
Oh my god, he just busted out with that played out, �I was raving when u were in diapers� bullshit....lol

stay cool "bro"

well techincally i WAS....i was born in 75 u crack whore

Posted by Slylee on May-19-2005 18:28:

quote:
Originally posted by tiesto14
well techincally i WAS....i was born in 75 u crack whore

Well ur arguing about who is older and wiser and not a �n00b� yet your arguing style is that of a 5 year old...I was just pointing out the irony that�s all.

ur momma's a crack whore

Posted by tiesto14 on May-19-2005 18:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
Well ur arguing about who is older and wiser and not a �n00b� yet your arguing style is that of a 5 year old...I was just pointing out the irony that�s all.

ur momma's a crack whore

mind your business...dont u have a bump you are missing?

Posted by getfoul on May-19-2005 18:30:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
i wish some random girl would grab me and say "god your so hawt"
that happened to me at the Christopher lawrence set a few months ago. Except it happened twice that night. First time by a married woman, the second time was a ggay guy asking me if i am straight or gay because he and the girl he is there with were "fighting" over me to see which of them could get my number. The hot WSU Soccer chick won.

Posted by Moral Hazard on May-19-2005 18:33:

quote:
Originally posted by tiesto14
well techincally i WAS....i was born in 75 u crack whore

Shit man, what's with the aggression? Take it easy big fella. There is no need for name calling. You got some anger issues don't you.

FYI, Sly is a cokewhore, not a crackwhore.... crack is so ghetto.

Posted by MarathonMan on May-19-2005 18:33:

Two women were fighting over me the other night at this club...........Needless to say I went home and shagged the winner!

OK - the above is bollocks but one day!

Posted by Floorfiller on May-19-2005 18:36:

what about walking up to a girl with a beer and saying...

"if you can chug this beer, i know you'll be able to handle my wang tonight"

Posted by Slylee on May-19-2005 18:36:

crack is wack!!

hahah there's this funny ass black chick comedian who does the best whitney houston impersonation.

"crack is for poor people ok? i do coke cuz i'm a STROOONG BLACK FEMALE OK and i have CLASS! crack is wack"

oh and PS i'm a cokehead ok? cokewhores do sexual favors for free coke. that's wack! i pay for my shit...or the bf always did, but still...

Posted by jonze on May-19-2005 18:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
FYI, Sly is a cokewhore, not a crackwhore.... crack is so ghetto.

i dont think shes a cokewhore...she just does coke without the whoring part.

Posted by jonze on May-19-2005 18:38:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
crack is wack!!

hahah there's this funny ass black chick comedian who does the best whitney houston impersonation.

"crack is for poor people ok? i do coke cuz i'm a STROOONG BLACK FEMALE OK and i have CLASS! crack is wack"

was it wanda sykes?

Posted by medinaM5 on May-19-2005 18:40:

if a girl asks, "do you have the time?" you say, "yea, do you have the energy?"

Posted by Slylee on May-19-2005 18:41:

quote:
Originally posted by jonze234
i dont think shes a cokewhore...she just does coke without the whoring part.

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee

oh and PS i'm a cokehead ok? cokewhores do sexual favors for free coke. that's wack! i pay for my shit...or the bf always did, but still...

wanda sykes? hmm i dunno, she's on channel E! a lot and she's hilarious.

Posted by Moral Hazard on May-19-2005 18:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
oh and PS i'm a cokehead ok? cokewhores do sexual favors for free coke. that's wack! i pay for my shit...or the bf always did, but still...

I stand corrected. I am sorry to have misclassified you. FYI, I'm a cokewhore... of course I'll do sexual favours for anything so I guess I'm just a whore... no sub-catagory required.

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