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is impaled on a midget that was checking his colon for termites
At a slow boil in a large cooking pot. This book is getting to me.
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| Originally posted by Aiwendil At a slow boil in a large cooking pot. This book is getting to me. |
Dies when Crystal Palace dont get relegated
Get's to hear he's addopted and suddenly explodes.
Oh wait.. you're probably not in my class and won't get this.
Like anyone ever get's my jokes..
via a mime tearing his penis off and beating him savagely in the uvula with the wet end
Listens to K3.
^^^Midget damage.
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| Originally posted by M@t a cook book? |
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| Originally posted by Ian^ Dies when Crystal Palace dont get relegated |
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| Originally posted by Ian^ Dies when Crystal Palace dont get relegated |
no one responded to mine 
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| Originally posted by prolikewhoa no one responded to mine |
Looks at fiststretch porn.
Dies of genital herpes contracted from a bisexual South African midget prostitute
Forcibly crammed head first into the pus drenched vagina of a syphilittic blue whale and left to suffocate only seconds before an extremely horny, well endowed blue whale bull glided up, and using the kinetic energy of his over 100 tons of bone, muscle and blubber moving through the water rammed his whalehood home in the very same lady whale where you were just inserted.
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| Originally posted by M@t |
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| Originally posted by M@t Forcibly crammed head first into the pus drenched vagina of a syphilittic blue whale and left to suffocate only seconds before an extremely horny, well endowed blue whale bull glided up, and using the kinetic energy of his over 100 tons of bone, muscle and blubber moving through the water rammed his whalehood home in the very same lady whale where you were just inserted. |
Eats a radioactive lobster.
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| Originally posted by jonze234 dies from a drive by skeeting |
pro ur gonna die of boredom this weekend! hahaha
Commits suicide after not being able to bare the shame of letting out a fart in the presentce of it's mother=in-law in Korea.
crushed by an errant Haley's Comet while riding down the street on a bicycle to buy ice cream from Samual L Jackson
Wakes up at the top of a tall lighthouse centered in a mine field that extends for half a mile in all directions. One side of the field ends on a cliff that overhangs the ocean. As you descend the stairs of the lighthouse you trip and fall ten stories down the shaft and hit the bottom. Both of your arms are broken but you can still walk. You decide to make a run through the mine field in a random direction. You run and run, luckily avoiding every mine, until you realize you're heading straight for the sea cliff. Just as you're about to run off the edge a mine explodes and takes off one of your legs. You fall down several hundred feet, hitting your head on a rock as you go. When you hit the water you are unconcious. You wash up on the beach with two broken arms and one missing leg. You wake up, and suddenly a big sea bird comes and says "CAW CAW CAW!" as it flies feet over your head while shitting on your face, scaring you so badly you have a heart attack and die.
dies of shame after listening to DJ Sammy..........
........and liking it
Get's killed for saying the very word.
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