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Posted by ivanbee on Oct-17-2006 02:16:

i wont go down on a broad until she sucks me off for at least an hour


manlaw


Posted by Slylee on Oct-17-2006 02:27:

quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing
How about squirting - please don't tell me it can be faked, because I think I can guess what sort of liquid would be required to produce that effect.

Hey, what about "erect" vagina? (yes, such thing does exist - check mount pubis for stiffeness - usually gets stiffer when chick is aroused. Also, vagina tends to expand almost into a ballon-like shape for some chicks and area around g-spot may even feel a bit... rough, like it has ripples on it. Also, after orgasm, woman will be sensitive to clitoral stimulation to the point of jerking each time you flicker your tongue. Nipples will be hard too, lips red and face blushed. If you run your fingers lightly on the sides of her tummy, towards the hips - you should get a similar reaction. Kissing the neck would usually result in giggles or back scratching. Same goes for kissing the wrists, inside of the elbow (bends) or back of the leg where it bends.

If you can fake that shit - you're working waaaaaaaay to hard and should just confess to not wanting it.

tell me if I missed something.


so uhh, where do u live? and are you hot?


Posted by Vlad on Oct-17-2006 02:30:

quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing
How about squirting - please don't tell me it can be faked, because I think I can guess what sort of liquid would be required to produce that effect.

Hey, what about "erect" vagina? (yes, such thing does exist - check mount pubis for stiffeness - usually gets stiffer when chick is aroused. Also, vagina tends to expand almost into a ballon-like shape for some chicks and area around g-spot may even feel a bit... rough, like it has ripples on it. Also, after orgasm, woman will be sensitive to clitoral stimulation to the point of jerking each time you flicker your tongue. Nipples will be hard too, lips red and face blushed. If you run your fingers lightly on the sides of her tummy, towards the hips - you should get a similar reaction. Kissing the neck would usually result in giggles or back scratching. Same goes for kissing the wrists, inside of the elbow (bends) or back of the leg where it bends.

If you can fake that shit - you're working waaaaaaaay to hard and should just confess to not wanting it.

tell me if I missed something.



This doesnt apply to everyone, but the tongue gets cold also.


Posted by jonSun on Oct-17-2006 02:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Lephaid
my husband is all canadian male.


Well hes almost a woman then.


Posted by aNYthing on Oct-17-2006 02:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
so uhh, where do u live? and are you hot?


LOL! I'm as hot as your typical 400Lbs gorilla and as cuddly as your typical polar bear Did I mention I moonlight as Michael Moore's wingman - I make him look sexy in comparison, so that all the chix would hit on him?


Posted by Ang ' ela_ie on Oct-17-2006 03:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Protege
he obviously had no idea what he was doing.


Not true, it really was me.


Posted by apostrophe on Oct-17-2006 03:19:

quote:
Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
Not true, it really was me.


It's true, she's really just fuckd up.


Posted by Protege on Oct-17-2006 07:08:

quote:
Originally posted by L.E.N.
I can dig it....none of that "porn style" crap where you just numb up the clit...that all for looks. When I come up im covered in it...chin,nose,cheeks. I wont go as far as saying Im a pro or anything but I dont suck at it.


lol me too. then ill use her shirt to wipe my face clean. Im not sure if thats a bad thing or not.


Posted by Slylee on Oct-17-2006 13:25:

the funny thing is that when it comes to receiving oral, i can take it or leave it. but i still really like it when guys talk about eating pussy like they would chose it as their last meal on earth. major points in my book!


Posted by Orpheus Is Dead on Oct-17-2006 17:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Protege
lol me too. then ill use her shirt to wipe my face clean. Im not sure if thats a bad thing or not.


usally end up getting my face licked clean.


Posted by aNYthing on Oct-17-2006 18:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Orpheus Is Dead
usally end up getting my face licked clean.


I don't want to get too graphic here but probably the best part, IMHO, is when your girl spit-polishes your "tool" after you finish your bareback ride. Any girl that has no problem (or enjoys) "cleaning" your tool from "mixed passion juice" after the ride is over is a "keeper" in my book.


Posted by Tigo on Oct-17-2006 18:11:

It's such a turn on when im in the middle of my good deed......and she stops me to lean in for a kiss on the lips.


Posted by Orpheus Is Dead on Oct-17-2006 18:11:

quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing
I don't want to get too graphic here but probably the best part, IMHO, is when your girl spit-polishes your "tool" after you finish your bareback ride. Any girl that has no problem (or enjoys) "cleaning" your tool from "mixed passion juice" after the ride is over is a "keeper" in my book.



definitely...

get as graphic as u please


......fap


Posted by aNYthing on Oct-17-2006 18:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Orpheus Is Dead
definitely...

get as graphic as u please


......fap


You have the sickest location I've ever seen. (by "sickest", I don't mean it in a good way. Especially when I envision my long-gone grandmother (L-d rest her soul))


Posted by Orpheus Is Dead on Oct-17-2006 18:21:

quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing
You have the sickest location I've ever seen. (by "sickest", I don't mean it in a good way. Especially when I envision my long-gone grandmother (L-d rest her soul))


If it helps, it wasn't nearly as decomposed as you think... but it was a bit dry so some gravy was necessary.


Posted by grooviebeats on Oct-17-2006 18:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Orpheus Is Dead
If it helps, it wasn't nearly as decomposed as you think... but it was a bit dry so some gravy was necessary.



ok i just threw up a little im my mouth


Posted by aNYthing on Oct-17-2006 18:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Orpheus Is Dead
If it helps, it wasn't nearly as decomposed as you think... but it was a bit dry so some gravy was necessary.


seek help. stat. rly.
--remaining shreds of your sanity


Posted by Orpheus Is Dead on Oct-17-2006 18:40:

quote:
Originally posted by grooviebeats
ok i just threw up a little im my mouth


mmmm.... bile

quote:
seek help. stat. rly.


que?


Posted by aNYthing on Oct-17-2006 18:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Orpheus Is Dead
que?


is it a long one?


Posted by IronDragon on Oct-17-2006 18:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
the funny thing is that when it comes to receiving oral, i can take it or leave it. but i still really like it when guys talk about eating pussy like they would chose it as their last meal on earth. major points in my book!


wtf?


Posted by Orpheus Is Dead on Oct-17-2006 18:48:

quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing
is it a long one?


potato?



Posted by Danny Ocean on Oct-17-2006 19:03:

i always go down on my gf before i fuck her, i just love eating pussy. I would hate it when she's cumming in my mouth and gets really sensitive in her cootch that she pushes me away so i can't finish tasting her cum..but then i would lean towards her, kiss and make her taste herself.


Posted by aNYthing on Oct-17-2006 19:05:


Posted by aNYthing on Oct-17-2006 19:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Danny Ocean
but then i would lean towards her, kiss and make her taste herself.


Next thing you know, she's snowballing YOU.


Posted by Slylee on Oct-17-2006 19:09:

stop it guys.


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