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Posted by [Tro][ho][phy] on Dec-07-2006 02:41:

Q. How do you make a baby cry?
A. Wipe your bloody dick on it's teddy bear.

Posted by PvDoBseSSioN on Dec-07-2006 02:45:

quote:
Originally posted by [Tro][ho][phy]
Q. How do you make a baby cry?
A. Wipe your bloody dick on it's teddy bear.

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Posted by Akridrot on Dec-07-2006 02:46:

quote:
Originally posted by [Tro][ho][phy]
Q. How do you make a baby cry?
A. Wipe your bloody dick on it's teddy bear.

But wouldn't the baby already be crying if you raped it enough to make it bleed? Or is the dick bloody because you raped someone else? Or cut yourself, or someone else cut you? Did you try to rape the baby and it bit you (if the baby had teeth)?

There is so much wrong with that joke, it's not even funny.

And let's not forget that there's a possibility of the baby dying or being so traumatized from the blood loss that it is unable to cry. And the fact that the baby might not even have a teddy bear or care for the one it may have. Some babies don't like stuffed animals.

Posted by DarkAngel on Dec-07-2006 02:46:

quote:
Originally posted by medinaM5
fuck shit bitch cock balls

Not Another Teen Movie?

quote:
Originally posted by [Tro][ho][phy]
Q. How do you make a baby cry?
A. Wipe your bloody dick on it's teddy bear.

WTF

Posted by medinaM5 on Dec-07-2006 02:52:

quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel
Not Another Teen Movie?

just say earmuffs and you can say anything...fuck shit bitch

frank: cock balls

i was just making a point frank, u dont have to celebrate

old school

Posted by [Tro][ho][phy] on Dec-07-2006 02:53:

Dead baby jokes are funny, because they're so appalling.

Q. How did the dead baby cross the road...?
A. It was stapled to the chicken.

Posted by Sunsnail on Dec-07-2006 02:53:

quote:
Originally posted by [Tro][ho][phy]
Dead baby jokes are funny, because they're so appalling.

Q. How did the dead baby cross the road...?
A. It was stapled to the chicken.

Yea that one is better. The other one sucked

Posted by medinaM5 on Dec-07-2006 02:54:

how many babies does it take to paint a house?

depends on how hard you throw them

Posted by bas on Dec-07-2006 02:54:

How many babies does it take to cover a wall?
Depends on how thin you slice them.

How do you get 40 babies into a bowl?
Blender.

How do you get them out?
Tostitos.

Posted by DarkAngel on Dec-07-2006 02:55:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
How many babies does it take to cover a wall?
Depends on how thin you slice them.

How do you get 40 babies into a bowl?
Blender.

How do you get them out?
Tostitos.

Ew.

quote:
Originally posted by medinaM5
how many babies does it take to paint a house?

depends on how hard you throw them

Now THAT sounds like fun.

Posted by medinaM5 on Dec-07-2006 02:56:

whats pink, orange and hot?

a baby on fire

Posted by [Tro][ho][phy] on Dec-07-2006 02:57:

What's a funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown suit.

Posted by bas on Dec-07-2006 02:58:

quote:
Originally posted by [Tro][ho][phy]
What's a funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown suit.

I've never heard that one

What's the best part about raping a baby?
Hearing the pelvis snap

Posted by Akridrot on Dec-07-2006 02:58:

quote:
Originally posted by [Tro][ho][phy]
Dead baby jokes are funny, because they're so appalling.

Really?

According to your logic, the holocaust is fucking hilarious!

Posted by Sunsnail on Dec-07-2006 02:59:

Posted by medinaM5 on Dec-07-2006 03:00:

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on your porch?

a mat

Posted by DarkAngel on Dec-07-2006 03:00:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
I've never heard that one

What's the best part about raping a baby?
Hearing the pelvis snap

Ay!

Posted by [Tro][ho][phy] on Dec-07-2006 03:00:

What do you get when you dislocate a baby's jaw?

Deep throat.

Posted by medinaM5 on Dec-07-2006 03:01:

what do u call a horse with a santa hat on?

[Tro][ho][phy]

Posted by Sunsnail on Dec-07-2006 03:01:

quote:
Originally posted by medinaM5
what do u call a horse with a santa hat on?

[Tro][ho][phy]

best joke in the thread?

Posted by [Tro][ho][phy] on Dec-07-2006 03:01:

quote:
Originally posted by Akridrot
Really?

According to your logic, the holocaust is fucking hilarious!

WHAT? You know any holocaust jokes?

Posted by ZeJayMan on Dec-07-2006 03:02:

Did anyone hear about the african nations football tournament's latest scores.

Kenya 8 - Ethiopia Didn't.

Posted by Akridrot on Dec-07-2006 03:03:

quote:
Originally posted by [Tro][ho][phy]
WHAT? You know any holocaust jokes?

Nah, I'm just yanking your balls, girl.

I just don't think you should've said it that way.

BTW, are you using 56Klol?

Seems like it..

Posted by bas on Dec-07-2006 03:03:

quote:
Originally posted by medinaM5
what do u call a horse with a santa hat on?

[Tro][ho][phy]

Posted by [Tro][ho][phy] on Dec-07-2006 03:04:

quote:
Originally posted by medinaM5
what do u call a horse with a santa hat on?

[Tro][ho][phy]

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