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| Originally posted by Abercrombie Here's some imagery... |
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| Originally posted by Irishaddict Well I know I'm interesting, but that was still all common knowledge to me lol. lol my fave <3 |
Re: 50 Things Woman Should Know About Sex:
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| Originally posted by 3P1D 9. Whining when he pushes your head down on his cock instead of stroking your hair. Know why he's pushing, skippy? Because you aren't doing it right, and have apparently ignored the other clues he's given you. Pay attention to the signals that he's sending you. |
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Originally posted by dance2dabeat she can probably give great oral once the dentures are off!!! yikes!!!! |
#51: after we're done, no cheese on my pannini please
I say the same thing about jobs: some people do it for 10 years and get 10 years of experience, other people get 1 year of experience 10 times.
I especially liked the mid-thread post about "communication" (from a younger female no less, I won't name names but you know who you are). We aren't talkin' about relationships here babe, we're talkin' about sex. If any sentence that comes out of your mouth doesn't have at least one four-letter word, you're "communicating" way too much.
Besides, sex is communication. Nothing says "I love you" more than a rear admiral followed by a purple mushroom.
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| Originally posted by DigiNut Besides, sex is communication. Nothing says "I love you" more than a rear admiral followed by a purple mushroom.[/COLOR][/FONT] |
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| Originally posted by VERTiG0 ...topped off with a Jelly Donut. |
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| Originally posted by Vivid Boy and when its all said and done then a sandwhich, provalone and mustard |
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| Originally posted by VERTiG0 ...after you kick the girl out your front door into the snow (if she's some random) |
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| Originally posted by DigiNut I say the same thing about jobs: some people do it for 10 years and get 10 years of experience, other people get 1 year of experience 10 times. I especially liked the mid-thread post about "communication" (from a younger female no less, I won't name names but you know who you are). We aren't talkin' about relationships here babe, we're talkin' about sex. If any sentence that comes out of your mouth doesn't have at least one four-letter word, you're "communicating" way too much. Besides, sex is communication. Nothing says "I love you" more than a rear admiral followed by a purple mushroom. |
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| Originally posted by VERTiG0 ...after you kick the girl out your front door into the snow (if she's some random) |
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| Originally posted by DigitalMP If she can make me a good sandwich after getting booted into the ditch, she can come back in for another round. |
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| Originally posted by Theresa sex isn't just sex |
the difference between men and women in a nutshell...
u ready...!?/!?
men eat sandwhiches,women make them
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| Originally posted by DigiNut That's really the kind of thing that you don't want to say in public. Or in private. Or think silently about saying. Just trust me on this one. Now go make me a peanut butter & jelly sandwich. |
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| Originally posted by Theresa Say a 15 year old girl signs on here, and... |
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| Originally posted by The Highroller I find that this is the beginning to most of your arguments regarding censorship. Do you think that society should censor everything that a kid might take the wrong way? |
Fuck Theresa. My 15 year old cousin came on her and saw your sig, and then took off her pants, opened her legs and told me, "I'll let you see the rest of this if you let me use your computer."
what happened to this thread. i thought we were talkin about beating women and how dumb they are
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| Originally posted by The Highroller Fuck Theresa. My 15 year old cousin came on her and saw your sig, and then took off her pants, opened her legs and told me, "I'll let you see the rest of this if you let me use your computer." |

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| Originally posted by The Highroller Fuck Theresa. My 15 year old cousin came on her and saw your sig, and then took off her pants, opened her legs and told me, "I'll let you see the rest of this if you let me use your computer." |
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| Originally posted by Theresa EDIT: I wasn't talking about censorship at all btw. |
No no, you need disclaimers, and many of them. Otherwise the censorship people will LOCKDOWN!
*DISCLAIMER* THIS LIST IS ONLY A JOKE. IF YOU ARE A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL, DO NOT TAKE #9 SERIOUSLY! IT IS NOT OK FOR YOUR BOYFRIEND TO RAM HIS COCK DOWN YOUR THROAT. UNLESS HE ASKS PERMISSION FIRST AND GETS IT IN WRITING.
i dunno abt you guys but by the time i was 15 i was already fucking and doing drugs
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