11 reasons Australia is better than England

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Posted by Ian on Jan-09-2007 09:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Trance Nutter
what a shite song.

Where's this "English bowlers have adapted to 20-20"?

they have. our problem is that these guys have never been allowed to play much cos of the international schedule Flintoff's bowled about 3-4 times that i know of. best figures of 3-4 or something.

And i'll say this now. I see us being hammered when we bat, unless your bowlers are crap

Posted by Ian on Jan-09-2007 09:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
Least you'll be happy to know you don't have any irish in you dear.

I don't know how to respond to this without upsetting calla to the point of putting a contract out on me, but giving you the credit for a good comment, so i'll abstain

Posted by Trance Nutter on Jan-09-2007 09:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
have any irish in you

I've been trying to think of a dirty joke but I got nothing

Posted by Trance Nutter on Jan-09-2007 09:59:

Pietersen

Posted by Dj O'Callaghan on Jan-09-2007 10:02:

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Originally posted by Lilith
Hey no bragging just because your house has wheels, I'm sure its haute culture and the cutting edge in your neighbourhood!

Totally look at this picturesque scene all what's missing is burnt out cars a big bonfire and the police van coming to raid the camp.

Posted by Ian on Jan-09-2007 10:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Trance Nutter
I've been trying to think of a dirty joke but I got nothing

yeah, now lilith has some english in her, she's admitted it.

time for a mid innings nap

Posted by Trance Nutter on Jan-09-2007 10:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
Totally look at this picturesque scene all what's missing is burnt out cars a big bonfire and the police van coming to raid the camp.

Posted by Dj O'Callaghan on Jan-09-2007 10:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
I don't know how to respond to this without upsetting calla to the point of putting a contract out on me, but giving you the credit for a good comment, so i'll abstain

haha no go ahead mate.

quote:
Least you'll be happy to know you don't have any irish in you dear.

Where's my curry?

Posted by Ian on Jan-09-2007 10:21:

we threw a trump card in here, the irishman

http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/inline/content/image/250297.html?alt=1

out for 1 run from 3 balls. good going ed!

Posted by Ian on Jan-09-2007 10:23:

blewett in the commentary box (greg), blown it in the middle (freddie)

Posted by Dj O'Callaghan on Jan-09-2007 10:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
we threw a trump card in here, the irishman

http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/inline/content/image/250297.html?alt=1

out for 1 run from 3 balls. good going ed!

Posted by Trance Nutter on Jan-09-2007 10:34:

farkin Scooter

Posted by Ian on Jan-09-2007 10:37:

i've taken me headphones off now & have it on the 'main' speakers but that means i can't hear cos im not turning it up too loud cos the woman next door is 7 months pregnant & i'm not going to induce labour with the bass from my speakers

Posted by Trance Nutter on Jan-09-2007 10:38:

is she hot?

Posted by Lilith on Jan-09-2007 10:39:

Someone apparently thought so!

Posted by Ian on Jan-09-2007 10:44:

lol she's not that hot. she's already got a 3 (ish) year old lad. not my type really, i'd say late 20s but i don't really know. her sisters hotter but has her own kids so meh

Posted by Lilith on Jan-09-2007 10:45:

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Originally posted by Trance Nutter
I've been trying to think of a dirty joke but I got nothing

Paddy and Ian get locked up in prison for dealing X on the local estate, Ian's pretty worried as the wing is full of irishmen and they're not exactly fond of poms.
"Paddy, what'll I do?"
"Ah, just tell em you've got a little bit of irish in ya"
"But I dont!"
...
"Well, ye soon will have come shower toime!"

On that note I'm outa here!

Posted by Dj O'Callaghan on Jan-09-2007 10:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
i've taken me headphones off now & have it on the 'main' speakers but that means i can't hear cos im not turning it up too loud cos the woman next door is 7 months pregnant & i'm not going to induce labour with the bass from my speakers

Don't be so civil crank them speakers up chief. The silly tart should learn to keep her legs shut.

Posted by Ian on Jan-09-2007 10:47:

not sure about down there mate, but we have "some" civil families up here we've only moved in a couple of months ago but have been working on the house since july and the neighbours both sides are nice people (unlike the ones we used to have) so we're not being too annoying

Posted by Trance Nutter on Jan-09-2007 10:47:

jeez Symonds just got more swing with his offies than he does with his mediums

Posted by Ian on Jan-09-2007 10:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Trance Nutter
jeez Symonds just got more swing with his offies than he does with his mediums

it must be the turbulence caused by his hair. I gather that he was washing his hair at his english home in manchester when we were flying over lisbon last July, and it was very rough.

Posted by Trance Nutter on Jan-09-2007 10:50:

do you get the players on-field interviews over there?

Gilchrist is doing full-on commentary, good laugh

Posted by Ian on Jan-09-2007 10:52:

yeah we do. not on this one though. it's a normal thing for the county game. Dominic Cork usually takes the piss out of a posh gimp on commentary in the uk, charles colville.

Posted by Trance Nutter on Jan-09-2007 11:15:

this whole using the nicknames thing is pretty gay

I know its just meant to be a bit of fun but its still a silly idea

Posted by Dj O'Callaghan on Jan-09-2007 11:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
On that note I'm outa here!

Got to cook dinner for your family?

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