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I have been to a couple dildo parties, but never a tupperare party! I think we are all way to young to have a tupperware party

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Originally posted by Vlad Will there be a bowl of condoms and a bunch of slutty girls? Cause than Id have a reason to visit Chicago and meet some of you c0r whores finally.

i will definitely let you know.... and we don't use condoms.

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Originally posted by dallastar haha I have been to a couple dildo parties, but never a tupperare party! I think we are all way to young to have a tupperware party

You've clearly never been to a proper tupperware party.

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Originally posted by Aristronica i never said innocent. bad sex is bad sex - even for 3 years. but i'm gonna stop this arguing. yes theresa you're a whore in a relationship. high five. back in a couple of hours.... *80s porn theme*

LOL!!!

I never said I was a whore. I am just saying I know when I have had good sex, and I know I have had plenty of it so

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Originally posted by Aristronica i will definitely let you know.... and we don't use condoms.

No condoms? SCORE!

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Originally posted by Aristronica i never said innocent. bad sex is bad sex - even for 3 years. but i'm gonna stop this arguing. yes theresa you're a whore in a relationship. high five. back in a couple of hours.... *80s porn theme*

exactly, i would rather have 10 sessions of really good quality sex than 100 of bad forgettable sex.

1. lube dick
2. relax sphincter
3. butts3chkz
4. profit

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Originally posted by dallastar haha I have been to a couple dildo parties, but never a tupperare party! I think we are all way to young to have a tupperware party

i'm too young for a dildo party.



btw the wiki page for anal sex is pretty informative. i'm learning a lot here...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_sex

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Originally posted by enferno 1. lube dick 2. relax sphincter 3. butts3chkz 4. profit

YOU'VE SOLVED THE EQUATION!!!!

ps
Your sig + recent posts in this thread made me lol

Lets see if I can get intoxicated bum sex tomorrow night when I run out of rubbers - have 1 left.

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Originally posted by dj_bas YOU'VE SOLVED THE EQUATION!!!! ps Your sig + recent posts in this thread made me lol

i knew the truth long ago, hence why i rofl'd

when i come back i'll tell everyone of how i got rid of this 32 yr old that was stalking me a couple of weeks ago.

it's a fun little story.

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Originally posted by l�cid i'm too young for a dildo party.

Isn't that just the adult version of what it's like when you girls (as teenage nubiles) all get together for sleepovers and practive "kissing" each other (inevitably leading to a massive fest of lesbian hotness and "dyking out"?)?



That's what you guys do, right?

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Originally posted by RJT Isn't that just the adult version of what it's like when you girls (as teenage nubiles) all get together for sleepovers and practive "kissing" each other (inevitably leading to a massive fest of lesbian hotness and "dyking out"?)? That's what you guys do, right?

i can confirm. i sneak around every friday night and peek in windows. fapfap

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Originally posted by RJT Isn't that just the adult version of what it's like when you girls (as teenage nubiles) all get together for sleepovers and practive "kissing" each other (inevitably leading to a massive fest of lesbian hotness and "dyking out"?)? That's what you guys do, right?

It totally is. And any girl that says otherwise is a dirty lying cunt.

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Originally posted by l�cid i'm too young for a dildo party.

Women have those? where the fuck have I been.

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Originally posted by RJT Isn't that just the adult version of what it's like when you girls (as teenage nubiles) all get together for sleepovers and practive "kissing" each other (inevitably leading to a massive fest of lesbian hotness and "dyking out"?)? That's what you guys do, right?

i was a late bloomer. i didn't do that until i was 22... so technically i shouldn't attend dildo parties until i'm 29.

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Originally posted by Frenchie Women have those? where the fuck have I been.

Called Fantasia parties. I used to have them at my old place. They give you lots of free shit for having them

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*Cue free STD jokes*

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Originally posted by l�cid i was a late bloomer. i didn't do that until i was 22... so technically i shouldn't attend dildo parties until i'm 29.

Damn it Myra, shut up!!

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Originally posted by l�cid i was a late bloomer. i didn't do that until i was 22... so technically i shouldn't attend dildo parties until i'm 29.

Your bloom seems fine to me...

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Originally posted by dj_bas Damn it Myra, shut up!!

I actually have a theory that whenever Bunny goes to hang out with her friends, while I'm at work, it's a drug riddled lesbocperience waiting for me to arrive. I find that is often not the case

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Originally posted by dj_bas I actually have a theory that whenever Bunny goes to hang out with her friends, while I'm at work, it's a drug riddled lesbocperience waiting for me to arrive. I find that is often not the case

No, you're just late.

Life is about punctuality, Bas.

Well fuck, I was at work

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Originally posted by dj_bas Well fuck, I was at work

Hey man, if you can live with that as an excuse...

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