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Posted by denys envy on Jan-29-2007 23:49:

quote:
Originally posted by mezzir
aiight cool
sounded early on like you were trying to say you knew more than her, and then it got ugly

k so where were we?

covered morning wood,cockslapping,whats left?

anal baby anal. but i already got everything from my thread on that topic.

Posted by Caela on Jan-29-2007 23:50:

quote:
Originally posted by mezzir
covered morning wood,cockslapping,whats left?

dirty sanchez, hot carl, red wings, tahitian face mask...we could go on forever.

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
anal baby anal.

never tried it...but i do admit i'm curious. is it really worth the hype (pain? )?

Posted by grooviebeats on Jan-29-2007 23:50:

Posted by denys envy on Jan-29-2007 23:51:

ohh you know what i absolutely love -

when i'm hitting it from the back, my nuts slapping up against her clit. and she'll reach around and massage my balls then massage that area between the balls and the a-hole. OMG! makes me cum like a demon.

Posted by PvDoBseSSioN on Jan-29-2007 23:52:

quote:
Originally posted by grooviebeats
morning wood and going to the bath room hate it

lol, u end up being like 6 feet from the bowl and peeing all over the place cause ur bent over like a farm animal trying to get the angle right so it comes out properly

not cool

Posted by Vlad on Jan-29-2007 23:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Caela
never tried it...but i do admit i'm curious. is it really worth the hype (pain? )?

Done right, pain is neglegable... first time, yea youll feel something, but eased in, going soft and slow at first, youll enjoy it.

Posted by denys envy on Jan-29-2007 23:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Caela
never tried it...but i do admit i'm curious. is it really worth the hype (pain? )?

good god girl, if you do it right there is no pain. you need to talk to pro about this cuz i know you won't trust me.

Posted by Caela on Jan-29-2007 23:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
good god girl, if you do it right there is no pain. you need to talk to pro about this cuz i know you won't trust me.

go on.

Posted by PvDoBseSSioN on Jan-29-2007 23:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Caela
tahitian face mask...

please explain

Posted by denys envy on Jan-29-2007 23:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Caela
go on.

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...al+appreciation

Posted by Caela on Jan-29-2007 23:55:

quote:
Originally posted by PvDoBseSSioN
please explain

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...itian+Face+Mask
hahahahahahaha

Posted by Vlad on Jan-29-2007 23:56:

I posted all the steps to first time anal love making in the anal thread.

1 - go to bathroom
2 - lube up
3 - put 1 finger in just to get it alittle loosened up
4 - lube up again (ass and pen0r)
5 - EASE IT IN!
6 - slow thrusts for a minute or 2
7 - and than you can control his speed based upon how youre feeling about it.

Posted by denys envy on Jan-29-2007 23:56:

quote:
Originally posted by denys envy
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...al+appreciation

that thread is my goldmine. if you read through it you'll pretty much have already done anal ha ha ha

Posted by mezzir on Jan-29-2007 23:58:

ok do people seriously not know what causes morning wood?
i've had it like a handful of times in the last year, its reeeeeeeeally easy to prevent

Posted by Caela on Jan-29-2007 23:59:

haha...yeah i do admit it looks interesting. but i guess what's keeping me from it (other than not having a serious bf atm) is that i'm kind of insecure of crap coming out. i know people say that doesn't happen, but jeez...it feels like it.

Posted by Vlad on Jan-30-2007 00:01:

Posted by Caela on Jan-30-2007 00:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Vlad
ok, listen... NOTHING COMES OUT... thats why you go to the bathroom first. secondly, there is no after smell, matter of fact, there is no smell at all.

then why do i hear horror stories about girls shitting all over the place? hmm?

Posted by denys envy on Jan-30-2007 00:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Caela
haha...yeah i do admit it looks interesting. but i guess what's keeping me from it (other than not having a serious bf atm) is that i'm kind of insecure of crap coming out. i know people say that doesn't happen, but jeez...it feels like it.

well i can't help you, all i can say is anal takes time. don't let a dude just rock it the first time. maybe light petting on the asshole first. let him toss your salad. then a finger or two. all this over a week's time. then on saturday grab some lube relax and let him get his head in first. just make out for a little relax ease up, then the shaft. again take it slow don't pump let your stuff adjust. keep lube handy and slow pumps at first.

next couple of times too. always proper lubed.

by your fifth time you should be able to orgasm off it by him pumping your ass and massaging your clit in 5 mins flat. i haven't met a girl that didn't yet.

Posted by PvDoBseSSioN on Jan-30-2007 00:06:

Posted by Caela on Jan-30-2007 00:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica

hmm...

is it wrong that i'm horny from this thread?

Posted by denys envy on Jan-30-2007 00:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Caela
then why do i hear horror stories about girls shitting all over the place? hmm?

there used to be rumors of X giving you holes in your brain too. people talk shit (pun intended) about things they're afraid of. just rumors!

i've had plenty of anal and not once did i pull my pen0r out with even a remote speck of shite on it.

Posted by denys envy on Jan-30-2007 00:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Caela
hmm...

is it wrong that i'm horny from this thread?

... you're welcome?

Posted by Vlad on Jan-30-2007 00:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Caela
then why do i hear horror stories about girls shitting all over the place? hmm?

because they have no idea what they are doing... when they get the cock in there, (either the guy just shoves it in or they get all scared and clinch up their muscles, and BOOM.

Posted by denys envy on Jan-30-2007 00:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Vlad
because they have no idea what they are doing... when they get the cock in there, (either the guy just shoves it in or they get all scared and clinch up their muscles, and BOOM.

right! if you do it proper all should go well.

Posted by PvDoBseSSioN on Jan-30-2007 00:09:

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