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maybe you could have her rub some used oil around the edge of a tear under her buttcheek...put some lavender oil on her unlaced workboots soyou can sniff it and itll be ok...maybe have her grab your crotch and headbutt you but kiss you a little afterwards...you should probably have her wear a mustache so it tickles gayly. hmmm maybe shave your chest over her naked back and then lay on it...

maybe a little neats foot oil and some baseball gloves scattered around so the stink of leather and oil are around you...

hmm...mmmmm mahhhh mmmmm




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Also, apparently there exists family guy porn. do a google search for family guy with safesearch off...wtf

The world is pretty while drunk. That ends my advice, I hope you likeded it.

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Originally posted by Orbax Been thinkin about this one huh?

Actually no, it was from Halfway Home

Re: I need some dating advice

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Originally posted by Jake Benson Okay for the purposes of the fact that this board is prodominantly straight, I'll convert my gay ass to straight talk so you guys can understand me better: There's this chick I met at a club. We talked and exchanged numbers and blah blah blah. All weekend she was like I can't wait to see you and kiss and I was like score! She came over on my birthday and we did everything except for sex. She was explaining to me she wanted to wait to have sex because she liked me and didn't want me as just a booty call. She wanted more dates! So I was thinking possible LTR right? She works in Phoenix but lives in LA so she's here all the time. She won't talk on the phone for more than 3 minutes and she's been in Phoenix for 2 weeks. AND her profile on myspace changed from "single" to "swinger." WTF? I didn't know whassup so I asked if she wanted to meet up at this huge weekend gathering we'll both be at. Her reply was something like "It would be great to run into you and hug you, but let's see how things unfold." See how things unfold? BULLSHIT! She's a slut isn't she! What's your take? Should I get over this slut-crusted bitch? She's obviously into just sex like the rest of them. Why can't she just fuckin tell me there's some other guy in her life or that she's a ho? Is she putting me on hold for another booty call when she's in LA? Should I just use her for sex and get over her? Should I ignore her until she wants me so bad she'll be beggin for me c0ck? I'd do that but it might backfire cuz if she really doesn't like me then she wouldn't notice me ignoring her. God damnit I hate gays...I mean girls. =(

Why would you let anyone treat you like that!!!!!!!!

Re: Re: I need some dating advice

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Originally posted by andielips Why would you let anyone treat you like that!!!!!!!!

because he's the catcher

ah yes...


dude-
gay people can be real fucking man whores 75% of the time.

it will take a long time to find a guy whos into an ltr



i know a few gay people and 3/4 of them are proud about being man whores but when i see them getting with guys they act like theyre the sweetest most committed people ever. ew.

and the fourth is just... eh... "OMG i cant WAIT to go buy some heels! theyre just soooooo cute!" chea.


im glad im not gay just because quality men are hard to find

so... any updates? did you stick it in his ass allready?

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Originally posted by nchs09 so... any updates? did you stick it in his ass allready?

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Originally posted by Orbax Im kidding you know youre my favorite

Yeah, I knew you were kidding...

I think I responded to the thread after a few drinks...It seemed like a good post at the time...

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Originally posted by wizniz ah yes... dude- gay people can be real fucking man whores 75% of the time. it will take a long time to find a guy whos into an ltr i know a few gay people and 3/4 of them are proud about being man whores but when i see them getting with guys they act like theyre the sweetest most committed people ever. ew. and the fourth is just... eh... "OMG i cant WAIT to go buy some heels! theyre just soooooo cute!" chea. im glad im not gay just because quality men are hard to find

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Originally posted by josh rising jake i had a very, very, VERY similar situation that ended just a few weeks ago. if you stopped avoiding me, i could tell you about it and help you with this one too.

WTF I'm so not avoiding you! I swear I reply to all your messages lol. K I'm at this f@ggy "white party" weekend where ALL MY FUCKING EX BOYFRIENDS ARE HERE. This totally makes me forget about that st00pid gay f@g because he's no where near as f@ggy as these f@gs. I'll try to get back to you Monday if I don't have net access sooner.

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Originally posted by Jake Benson WTF I'm so not avoiding you! I swear I reply to all your messages lol. K I'm at this f@ggy "white party" weekend where ALL MY FUCKING EX BOYFRIENDS ARE HERE. This totally makes me forget about that st00pid gay f@g because he's no where near as f@ggy as these f@gs. I'll try to get back to you Monday if I don't have net access sooner.

"white party" as in no black gays involved? racist!

are you shure the "white party" wasnt just a kkk meating ?

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Originally posted by nchs09 "white party" as in no black gays involved? racist! are you shure the "white party" wasnt just a kkk meating ?

White party is just a name of the party. These gays call parties by colors. There's purple party in Dallas. Black party in NYC, etc. Point of the story; gay people are complete idiots.

Fyi when discussing white party with a black guy I usually tell him "you can't go because your black." Then I laugh and he laughs with me while the white people around feel uncomfortable (because they have no sense of humor).

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Originally posted by andielips Why would you let anyone treat you like that!!!!!!!!

Because the longer I wait to have sex the more I lower my standards and subconsciously let people mentally abuse me. I think I just found the source of my homophobia.

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Originally posted by igottaknow because he's the catcher

Wrong. I've been a pitcher since December.

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Originally posted by wizniz dude- gay people can be real fucking man whores 175% of the time. it will take a forever time to find a guy whos into an ltr i know a few gay people and 3/4 of them are proud about being man whores who spread STDs but when i see them getting with guys they act like theyre the sweetest most committed people ever...except they are actually crab-people! im glad im not gay just because quality gay men are hard to find because they have hard ons and that's just morbidly obese

FIXED

u cant be a homofob if u loves the cock.

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Originally posted by nchs09 u cant be a homofob if u loves the cock.

yea you can.. u just have to turn your back to it

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit yea you can.. u just have to turn your back to it

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Originally posted by Jake Benson WTF I'm so not avoiding you! I swear I reply to all your messages lol. K I'm at this f@ggy "white party" weekend where ALL MY FUCKING EX BOYFRIENDS ARE HERE. This totally makes me forget about that st00pid gay f@g because he's no where near as f@ggy as these f@gs. I'll try to get back to you Monday if I don't have net access sooner.

lies! i don't think i've got a message from you in like over a week lol...

i never knew about the color thing either... what's the point of having a "purple party" JUST in dallas?

this thread is missing a penis pump tutorial.

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit this thread is missing a penis pump tutorial.

Click here for a penis pump tutorial.

I just had an epiphany while watching Scooby Doo today...

omg Fred is gay!

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit this thread is missing a penis pump tutorial.

That shit is whack! Has anyone ever tried it? I have stripper (straight) guy friends who use it. It sucks all the blood into your cock and it looks like a giant red squishy hot dog.

Back to original post. I met up with the guy briefly over the weekend to say hi. He later texted asking why I didn't pay attn to him. Perfect. Now he wants me. I'm over him.

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