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Posted by all-nite-freak on Jul-23-2007 20:29:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Why is it that the people who are perpetually single and/or in and out of relationships are always the ones giving the most advice?

yeah we suck...but i know you appreciated that bit about the simms position. I know i'm alone because i'm unlovable, but pretending to be Sue Johanson makes me feel like a big man

admit it...you love the simms posistion analpie

Posted by cheshirepk8 on Jul-23-2007 20:29:

quote:
Originally posted by all-nite-freak
Relationshits always tend to be bullshit because people misrepresent themselves due to that fear of being alone...

i call it the 4-month rule. dunno why, but that's usually the point where the facade comes down. it's like the new shiny aspect of the relationship wears off and you figure out how compatible you really are...

that's why i wish i could just get to the 4month point right away.
"ok, so here's who i am, here's what faults i know i have... what's your deal?"

JP- i think it's cause the married ones don't want to jinx their relationship!!
i think we also give advice on why to stay single more than get hitched. justifying our choice maybe?

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jul-23-2007 20:32:

quote:
Originally posted by all-nite-freak
yeah we suck...but i know you appreciated that bit about the simms position. I know i'm alone because i'm unlovable, but pretending to be Sue Johanson makes me feel like a big man

admit it...you love the simms posistion analpie

LoL...I never said you suck. And I never said there's anything wrong with being alone.

What's the simms position?

Posted by dj tek on Jul-23-2007 20:32:

fuck that.. being single rocked too.. it just depends where your heads at [vaughn..haha]

if you start thinkin ohhh i wish this i wish that youll be miserable single or not... enjoy what youre faced with and make the most of it..

Posted by cheshirepk8 on Jul-23-2007 20:32:

quote:
Originally posted by all-nite-freak
unlovable?

"unlovable" or "refuses to put oneself in position to get hurt..."

i just pick the wrong one. always. without fail.

Posted by Slylee on Jul-23-2007 20:33:

quote:
Originally posted by dj tek
enjoy what youre faced with and make the most of it..

i disagree. that's pretty the same as settling in my opinion.

Posted by all-nite-freak on Jul-23-2007 20:34:

4 months!
i haven't had a realtionship that lasted over 4 days!

seriously though jenny that trial and error thing is true. I've been in a 4 year relationship and almost married so its not as if i don't know anything(i dont but fuck it its fun to pretend.) For funs sake..you have been in one for 9 years...imagine if it ever ended.(knock on wood im not wishing it). I tend to think we would have more insight into the dating aspect than you would no?

Posted by all-nite-freak on Jul-23-2007 20:36:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
LoL...I never said you suck. And I never said there's anything wrong with being alone.

What's the simms position?

the simms position is a medical position for anal insertion...you make a
shitty naughty nurse analpie...that shit is myth yo

no i'm unlovable even i refuse to touch myself sometimes because i think i'm a dick

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jul-23-2007 20:40:

quote:
Originally posted by all-nite-freak
. I tend to think we would have more insight into the dating aspect than you would no?

We? As in the perpetual daters? Or the people who have been in successful relationships?

I'd be fucked in the dating world, I know it.

And I've never heard it called that (simms position). Anal insertion of what? The penis? *shrug*

Posted by dj tek on Jul-23-2007 20:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
i disagree. that's pretty the same as settling in my opinion.

totally different for me but obviously we dont have all day..

Posted by all-nite-freak on Jul-23-2007 20:44:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
We? As in the perpetual daters? Or the people who have been in successful relationships?

I'd be fucked in the dating world, I know it.

And I've never heard it called that (simms position). Anal insertion of what? The penis? *shrug*

no...doctors use it to make patients comfortable for anal and vaginal exams...you can use a penis if you want to but i would deffo sue for malpractice if my doc did it.

fuck its spelled sims...my bad

and jenny you know it has worked for 9 years because of both of you...finding that compatibility is hard...consider yourself lucky.Let us miserable hedonist cluster fucks have our cake and give it aids too.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jul-23-2007 20:46:

quote:
Originally posted by all-nite-freak
no...doctors use it to make patients comfortable for anal and vaginal exams...you can use a penis if you want to but i would deffo sue for malpractice if my doc did it.

fuck its spelled sims...my bad

Ah, we just call it semi-prone.

Posted by cheshirepk8 on Jul-23-2007 20:48:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
We? As in the perpetual daters? Or the people who have been in successful relationships?

how does one define a successful relationship?

wouldn't we only have one? the one where you end up with 2.5 kids and a white picket fence?

i dunno... i think i have learned something from every relationship. some were better lessons than others. i may not have that "perfect" /puke relationship right now but i am willing to share my horror and not so terrible stories if it will help someone else.

perhaps they can help me figure out what i am doing wrong!

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jul-23-2007 20:48:

quote:
Originally posted by all-nite-freak
and jenny you know it has worked for 9 years because of both of you...finding that compatibility is hard...consider yourself lucky.Let us miserable hedonist cluster fucks have our cake and give it aids too.

It's worked for many reasons. Compatibility is only one small part of it.

Posted by all-nite-freak on Jul-23-2007 20:48:

ok phew, because i gave you street cred for your anal probing activities and was starting to think you were a studio gangster

edit:but it still takes 2 and finding that person who works for you can be harder for some unless you settled. He is hung like the dude from INXS isnt he...dont lie

Posted by kadomony on Jul-23-2007 20:50:

sims position

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jul-23-2007 20:50:

quote:
Originally posted by cheshirepk8
how does one define a successful relationship?

wouldn't we only have one? the one where you end up with 2.5 kids and a white picket fence?

Uh no, lol.

I'm tired and don't feel like getting into this right now. Maybe I'll come back later.

LOL Jay.

Posted by all-nite-freak on Jul-23-2007 20:51:

quote:
Originally posted by kadomony
sims position

yup techno is like anal...its hard and if you do it too long it can be really painful

Posted by cheshirepk8 on Jul-23-2007 20:52:

quote:
Originally posted by all-nite-freak
Let us miserable hedonist cluster fucks have our cake and give it aids too.

Hey, i am not miserable! A hedonist maybe...

Posted by cheshirepk8 on Jul-23-2007 20:54:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Uh no, lol.

I'm tired and don't feel like getting into this right now. Maybe I'll come back later.

ok! grumble and this thread was eating so much of my day too... what am i gonna do now?

Posted by all-nite-freak on Jul-23-2007 20:59:

i suggest anal with the next guy you see...he might be the one you know.

Posted by cheshirepk8 on Jul-23-2007 21:01:

quote:
Originally posted by all-nite-freak
i suggest anal with the next guy you see...he might be the one you know.

::looks around office and shudders:: um, no. any other suggestions?

Posted by all-nite-freak on Jul-23-2007 21:02:

craiglist

Posted by cheshirepk8 on Jul-23-2007 21:09:

quote:
Originally posted by all-nite-freak
craiglist

grumble... again with the effort.

Posted by cheshirepk8 on Jul-23-2007 21:19:

quote:
Originally posted by all-nite-freak
craiglist

besides i don't want to end up with something weird...

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