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Originally posted by DigiNut Yeah, I know a lot of guys who say this. They mean it about as much as the chicks who say they don't care about money or penis size.

The SECOND ABSOLUTE TRUTH...

keep em coming... i'm going to pen the 98237982735th 'attracting the opposite sex' novel from these

Well, I'm horny 24/7, but she's gotta be rockin' for me to want to rock it. I wouldn't even look twice at what most guys would fall in love with, but most guys will jump on anything that will look at them, so that's not saying much.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy its true. I say it all the time but the truth is if some girl with huge tits a smoking body an ass but dumb as bricks said "hehehe wanna fuck?" i wouldnt give a shit if the bitch was handicapped id ass fuck her with her pegleg in a wheeltrans bus making retard faces out the window to passerbyers

What if she had a baby arm? lol

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Originally posted by Rodrico What if she had a baby arm? lol

lol id prolly yelp "holyshit!" and then try to console her after she cries.............ud have done the same thing

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Shit, I think Eric's hot, what does that say?

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Originally posted by TO guy Shit, I think Eric's hot, what does that say?

you got good taste for a pillow biter

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy you got good taste for a pillow biter

Should I even ask?

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Originally posted by TO guy Should I even ask?

a pillow biter is a gay. think of it this way. ass up, face in a pillow biting down to relieve the pain of a big cock ripping its way through your sphincter. sort of like when u take a huge shit and have to bite down on something..only in reverse

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Originally posted by TO guy Should I even ask?

Don't pretend like you don't know, queerboat.

so well anyways back to baby arm.


once upon a time i picked up this girl at a party who at a fdrunkin first glance was smoking hot. i mean on fire. nice tits ass nice body. i picked this girl up with ease and couldnt figure out why but said fuck it. anyways we start fuckin around and she turns to me and says "you dont mind?" and im like "dont mind what?" and she reveals her arm which she was hiding the whole time under her sweater...ITS A BABY ARM! like a fuckin T Rex arm. and i gasp and say "HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!" and the girls starts crying....i think i was a bit of a prick and took off. but i was seriously ins ome huge shock..i never seen anything like it. it freaked me out lol. i didnt know that type of thing existed.

LOL! I totally believe that story.

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Originally posted by jennypie Don't pretend like you don't know, queerboat.

doh!!

I'm not gay if its only a dream

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Originally posted by Rodrico What if she had a baby arm? lol

baby arm?

what's that?

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Originally posted by TO guy doh!! I'm not gay if its only a dream

Actually it makes you MORE gay!

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Originally posted by EvilTree baby arm? what's that?

AHAHAHAHA....this one's too easy.


*shuts mouth and walks away*

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Originally posted by jennypie LOL! I totally believe that story.

its true. i didnt know how to console the girl. i was seriously scared lol. So i boogied the fuck out of there as fast as i could. funny shit is, this is the kicker, i went back to that same party maybe 3 months later, and my cousin in law, juan carlos had this face of shock once he returned from the bedroom with that chick and i was like "u saw the Trex arm??" and hes like "YEAH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!? shes crying in there!" "you ran out of the room scred shitless?" "yeah man how u know>?" "been there done that"

LOL...a friend of mine was dating a guy who had abnormally short arms. His name was Darryl, but we called him D Rex. Lmfao.

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Originally posted by jennypie Actually it makes you MORE gay!

Hi Yohan

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Originally posted by jennypie AHAHAHAHA....this one's too easy. *shuts mouth and walks away*

srsly. what am I missing here?

I'm a clueless git, ok?

PS: Greg, I hate you

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Originally posted by jennypie LOL...a friend of mine was dating a guy who had abnormally short arms. His name was Darryl, but we called him D Rex. Lmfao.

i wish it was just a small arm....this thing was a baby arm like a new born arm that never grew up....ive never seen nothing like it...i kinda wish i got a hand job..all her arm needed was prolly just a lil more fertilization. that side of the embryo prolly didnt get hit with her fathers man juice

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Originally posted by TO guy doh!! I'm not gay if its only a dream

unless you soiled the sheets in your sleep

*fack you for winning last week!!! I'll even the series later in the season*

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy i wish it was just a small arm....this thing was a baby arm like a new born arm that never grew up....ive never seen nothing like it...i kinda wish i got a hand job

Dude seriously. You could have had her playing with your balls AND ass while she jerked you off!

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Originally posted by jennypie Dude seriously. You could have had her playing with your balls AND ass while she jerked you off!

oh. I think I sorta get it now

weird shit you people talk about...

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Originally posted by EvilTree baby arm? what's that?

a warm up for deep fisting.

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Originally posted by EvilTree baby arm? what's that?

Watch Scary Movie 2.

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