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Posted by Silky Johnson on Apr-01-2008 19:58:

quote:
Originally posted by afterhrsgurl
i think you mentioned in one of your posts you're studying nursing so this is what i would say to you:
I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away

Oh snap!

Posted by urban_legend on Apr-01-2008 20:33:

I had an older woman come up to me in a club and try to hit on me soooooo bad, it wasnt working obviously since I was pretty much ignoring her but in a last ditch effort she swings me around and says....

"honey, I'm old, all you gotta do is buy me a slice of pizza and I am yours."

Then I threw up on her shoes. Said I wasnt hungry.

Oh and let's not forget about

"How would you like to fuck my wife"

Posted by Silky Johnson on Apr-01-2008 23:24:

quote:
Originally posted by urban_legend
Oh and let's not forget about

"How would you like to fuck my wife"

Posted by I_Am_Vince on Apr-02-2008 00:27:

quote:
Originally posted by urban_legend
"How would you like to fuck my wife"

LOL!! Oh yes, the urban legend haha

Posted by Burgoo on Apr-02-2008 03:46:

I was competing with a friend one night I normally dont use pick up lines but I figured I would have to try something quicker.

I would go up to any hot girl/blonde and ask "what would you say if I told you I loved you"
They would stammer say nothing
I would then say "I love you" and start making out with them.
Worked 10 out 10 times, I didn't get slapped once, only made out with one fat chick and I won the competition. I just hope I didn't get herpes.

Posted by above'N'beyond on Apr-02-2008 17:34:

quote:
Originally posted by exstasie
This isn't a pick up line, but a comeback after you get rejected haha...

Guy: "Hey, can I buy you a drink?"

Girl: "Um, NO"

Guy: "Oh, i'm sorry, i guess you miss heard me. I said you were fucking ugly!"

No, there's a way better one:

Guy: "Hey! Wanna Dance?"

Girl: "No!"

Guy: "You misheard, what I said was You Look Fat In Those Pants!"

Posted by above'N'beyond on Apr-02-2008 17:34:

Posted by magikb on Apr-02-2008 17:38:

quote:
Originally posted by urban_legend
"How would you like to fuck my wife"

How could one forget this line... ROFL

Posted by above'N'beyond on Apr-02-2008 17:40:

quote:
Originally posted by zeKsg
I actually used this comeback once, when I opened a set of a few girls and one of the girls said something along the lines of "you can leave now"

I responded with something like "I have got you figured out, I know you just wanna check out my fine ass as I am leaving." Her friends started laughing it actually worked out pretty well...

Not a pickup line though.. lol fun times...

You 'opened a set'.........someone's been studying up on his game theory

Posted by rabbitjoker on Apr-02-2008 18:00:

quote:
Originally posted by The Highroller
Is it?

Stay away!

Posted by Jem_hadar on Apr-02-2008 18:10:

quote:
Originally posted by urban_legend
Oh and let's not forget about

"How would you like to fuck my wife"

Oh boy... ... LOL Jay at THAT one!!!

Posted by jchung52 on Apr-02-2008 18:15:

for the dos and donts lol

Posted by afterhrsgurl on Apr-02-2008 19:18:

^^ girls on that show are way too easy to pick up

Posted by zoogla on Apr-04-2008 02:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
HOLLAAAAAAA

sup

Posted by Endlesswave on Apr-04-2008 03:05:

"Hi, how are you."

Posted by Ania_xox on Apr-04-2008 03:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Endlesswave
"Hi, how are you."

winner

PM me for my number

Posted by Endlesswave on Apr-04-2008 03:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
winner

PM me for my number

Lol. If you want me to call you, pm me yours. Or get it off some TAs in here who have it.

Also, since I'm the winner...

/end thread.

Your line was almost as good as mine.

Posted by Leon on Apr-04-2008 07:18:

uhh do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

...

good cause that just broke the ice

cheeeeeeeeeeesy

Posted by Nicolas Oliver on Apr-04-2008 17:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Leon
uhh do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

...

good cause that just broke the ice

cheeeeeeeeeeesy

Haha.

Posted by Cribby on Apr-04-2008 18:08:

It's your lucky day today!

Why?

Because you've just met me

Posted by marcusus on Apr-04-2008 21:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Leon
uhh do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

...

good cause that just broke the ice

cheeeeeeeeeeesy

I thought it was more like
"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice"

But yes, mega cheese right there.

Posted by kitchTA on Apr-05-2008 03:31:

Advice: "The Best Game, Is No shame"

This was mentioned earlier but as a guy, if you have the balls, its better to just go all out

and not worry what girls think

Posted by Burgoo on Apr-05-2008 03:59:

quote:
Originally posted by kitchTA
Advice: "The Best Game, Is No shame"

This was mentioned earlier but as a guy, if you have the balls, its better to just go all out

and not worry what girls think

Without a doubt fear of failure is what sinks most guys.

Posted by VERTiG0 on Apr-05-2008 07:51:

The classic these days is "SUCK MAH DEEYOCK BEEOTCH" and well, lo and behold it doesn't work, so try something else

Though, when we were 19, the most ridiculous shit "Hello, you must be girls" worked pretty well most of the time, but then again those girls were probably 19 too. Oh Loose Change Louie's!

Posted by Jem_hadar on Apr-05-2008 12:04:

quote:
Originally posted by VERTiG0
Though, when we were 19, the most ridiculous shit "Hello, you must be girls" worked pretty well most of the time, but then again those girls were probably 19 too. Oh Loose Change Louie's!

In my Waterloo days, and ESPECIALLY at Loose Change Louie's (LOL!!!) all my tshrits w/ witty/rude/funny sayings on them did SO WELL for icebreakers.

Girls would find them so amusing and would either comment on them if i started talking to them, or they'd actually come up to me to tell me how great my shirt was!

Gold.

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