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Originally posted by jennypie Yeah, most nurses I know have a twisted sense of humour.

"do you think his dong still works?"

Ahahahahaha.

I have a bifid uvula.
My left hand is double jointed.
My floating rib on the left side occasionally overlaps the rib above it due to a tragic raft building accident (lol)... and it fucking hurts like a bitch when it does.
I have multiple scars on my hand from a squirrel/chipmunk.

You guys, there's no such thing as "double jointed"...lol I hate when people say this. I mean, think about what that really means.


Floating rib is called sublaxated rib. The more you know!

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Originally posted by jennypie You guys, there's no such thing as "double jointed"...lol I hate when people say this. I mean, think about what that really means. Floating rib is called sublaxated rib. The more you know!

Sorry... my left hand suffers from hypermobility.

Stupid sublaxated rib

I'm a recovering alcoholic and have been sober for 10 months and I think deep down my dad hates me for it because he himself is a drunk.

When I lived in Vegas I once peed in the elevator at the MGM, cut it off mid stream to let a family get in then finished peeing when they got out of the elevator.

Whoa, this is weird facts, not intervention, buddy.

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Originally posted by Kevy Kev When I lived in Vegas I once peed in the elevator at the MGM, cut it off mid stream to let a family get in then finished peeing when they got out of the elevator.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA win!!!!!!!!

Adding to my sig.

• My sister fell on my head when we I was 5 and I bit my tongue... I don't remember how bad it was, but it needed stitches (is this how you say it?). Obviously, I can't see the scar, but some friends of mine claim to have seen it.
  
• I used to drink milk off baby bottles until I was 9 years old, and I still drink 1 litre of milk every day
  
• I'm a vegetarian because my body doesn't seem to handle meat very well.
  

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Originally posted by jennypie Whoa, this is weird facts, not intervention, buddy.

To me it's weird because a normal person can control how much they can drink, I cannot.

And the elevator thing, I was fucking tanked when I did that. When you gotta go you gotta go!

Look, I don't want your whole life story, ok?

Choose to not read what I post then sugar tits.

Lol...my bf calls me sugar tits.

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Originally posted by Kevy Kev sugar tits

OMG, how awesome would that be?

I am missing approximately 6 inches of my small intestine.

I thought you were gonna say penis, lol.

i have a prehensile penis

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Originally posted by jennypie Lol...my bf calls me sugar tits.

How funny, I got slapped last night for calling some broad that in a club. Still fucked her

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Originally posted by SteelWolf How funny, I got slapped last night for calling some broad that in a club. Still fucked her

Did she get a choice?

yep banged her in a cab on the way back to teh barracks then banged her in my room and kicked her the fuck out.

If anybody is still wondering why the entire world hates Americans at this moment in time, I offer this as Exhibit A:

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Originally posted by SteelWolf 2 hit him in the head the fuckstick dropped like a sack of potatoes. He twitched around for a few minutes, it was pretty funny.

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Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov If anybody is still wondering why the entire world hates Americans at this moment in time, I offer this as Exhibit A:

If some one shot at me and nearly killed my mate I'd be fairly happy at dropping him. War is a personal thing at that level.

It's not like it was excessive force.

Also I'm basically fairly as, Americans would put it, liberal.

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Originally posted by Dervish If some one shot at me and nearly killed my mate I'd be fairly happy at dropping him. War is a personal thing at that level. It's not like it was excessive force. Also I'm basically fairly as, Americans would put it, liberal.

Right, in war it's kill or be killed. But I don't see where pointing and laughing at a twitching body comes in.

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Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov If anybody is still wondering why the entire world hates Americans at this moment in time, I offer this as Exhibit A:

Read page or two back

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Originally posted by bananas Read page or two back

Oh, I read it all. And I'm still pretty appalled. There is a difference between EMT's exchanging stories about funny calls and thinking a twitching body is "pretty funny."

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