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have any of you ever fallen off a toilet?

i'll admit... it happened to me once. the absurdity of it made me laugh so hard that i couldn't even get off the floor.

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Originally posted by l�cid have any of you ever fallen off a toilet? i'll admit... it happened to me once. the absurdity of it made me laugh so hard that i couldn't even get off the floor.

Aye, a couple of times when I've been half-pissed. I'd lean over, probably my body trying to find a comfortable position to sleep, and I'd fall over hitting my head on the toilet door and ended up face first on the ground with my arse in the air.

Thank god camera phones weren't around then

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Originally posted by pierre_escargot Aye, a couple of times when I've been half-pissed. I'd lean over, probably my body trying to find a comfortable position to sleep, and I'd fall over hitting my head on the toilet door and ended up face first on the ground with my arse in the air. Thank god camera phones weren't around then

You take collaborative dumps?

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Originally posted by l�cid have any of you ever fallen off a toilet? i'll admit... it happened to me once. the absurdity of it made me laugh so hard that i couldn't even get off the floor.

I almost did once. It was one of those times I made a bad decision to get drunk on british beers. I was hurling in the toilent pretty hard, that I felt like something wanted to puke out of my back end too. So I sat down for that, and while I was riding my body of toxins from the back, I started puking at my feet, and the dual rocking motion almost made me fell forwards.

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Originally posted by Cloudburst You take collaborative dumps?

Long long time ago, back when life was so much simpler as a student. Used to live in shared accomodation and the toilet door lock was broken, and it was after a mad night out, so unless you kept your foot by the toilet door when you were taking a crap, everyone and their mom could have walked in.

Needless to say back then, jokes and pranks were all the rage.

Stand.

In fact - I have NEVER sat on a toilet. Ever.

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Originally posted by squirrelly Stand. In fact - I have NEVER sat on a toilet. Ever.

not even in your own house? do you squat and hover 100% of the time?

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Originally posted by squirrelly Stand. In fact - I have NEVER sat on a toilet. Ever.

Splish splash poo?

ok, after an uneven trade's post, I will now be the first to motherfucking DEMAND pics.

i stand up.

its all about the butthole check. do a quick check in the mirror - you gotta strech them cheeks out make sure theres nothing left after a good wiping session with them papers.

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Originally posted by r5a i stand up. its all about the butthole check. do a quick check in the mirror - you gotta strech them cheeks out make sure theres nothing left after a good wiping session with them papers.

you look at your ass in the mirror? seriously?

do you carry around a vanity mirror for checking your brown date in public restrooms?

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Originally posted by r5a its all about the butthole check. do a quick check in the mirror - you gotta strech them cheeks out make sure theres nothing left after a good wiping session with them papers.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN you look at your ass in the mirror? seriously? do you carry around a vanity mirror for checking your brown date in public restrooms?

hell yea man.

id rather check my asshole make sure theres no brown then have it show up on my boxers sir.

that rim has gotta be spotless son.

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Originally posted by r5a hell yea man. id rather check my asshole make sure theres no brown then have it show up on my boxers sir. that rim has gotta be spotless son.

i have never done that, and have never stained my underwear because of "missing a spot."

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Originally posted by JD8180 i have never done that, and have never stained my underwear because of "missing a spot."

sometimes at the end of the day about to hop in the shower when i drop my boxers i see a little brown skidmark and im like, "wtf, how did that get there" and its only happened on days where i don't do the full butthole inspection process.

it might also becasue my boxers always seem to ride up my ass crack like a thong for god knows whatever reason.

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Originally posted by r5a sometimes at the end of the day about to hop in the shower when i drop my boxers i see a little brown skidmark and im like, "wtf, how did that get there" and its only happened on days where i don't do the full butthole inspection process. it might also becasue my boxers always seem to ride up my ass crack like a thong for god knows whatever reason.

My boxers ride up too, still my ass is clean, hence no stainage.

Whatever you're doing, you're doing it WRONG.

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Originally posted by r5a it might also becasue my boxers always seem to ride up my ass crack like a thong for god knows whatever reason.

Uhm how about because they're boxer shorts? Moron.

What has riding them up the ass have to do with getting them shitty?

lol durtyass.

Um bro, why would boxer shorts be known for riding up my ass? I expect them to not do that kind of shit.

Clearly I have a wiping problem or the severity of my shits is astronomically bad.

Probabaly the latter.

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Originally posted by r5a Um bro, why would boxer shorts be known for riding up my ass? I expect them to not do that kind of shit.

You're wearing loose shorts under relatively fitted jeans...there's no where for them to go but up. Duh.

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Originally posted by bas You're wearing loose shorts under relatively fitted jeans...there's no where for them to go but up. Duh.

yeah, its not fucking rocket science.

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Originally posted by bas You're wearing loose shorts under relatively fitted jeans...there's no where for them to go but up. Duh.

Christ I hate when that happens...it's the most uncomfortable feeling. Boxers at �5 a pair, with �2.50's worth up your arse.

I'll add a WTF? to standing and a plus 1 to l�cids post.

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Originally posted by l�cid not even in your own house? do you squat and hover 100% of the time?

lol.

What don't you sitters understand about this?

There's no "squatting", and no "hovering".

By standing, we mean...standing, fully upright.

lol.

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