Politics of cooking for people/eating food people have cooked for you

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Posted by elFreak on Sep-24-2008 02:22:

i love you to girl..i'm just being hard on you so you hopefully don't keep sabotaging your love life over stupid shit like this. You won't be pretty forever.

Posted by Domesticated on Sep-24-2008 02:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
i MORE than makeup for my slight neuroticness. and just because you guys are seeing my neurotic side, doesn't mean everyone else sees it.

if anything ONLY you guys see it.

lol

i love u guys

You're the worst kind then.

The kind that keeps the crazy all bottled up, to eventually release in an epic "how dare you break up with me, I will now utterly destroy your life" rage.

Posted by Lira on Sep-24-2008 02:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
i love u guys

We love you too

Now, can we add some vodka sauce to that love?

Posted by Slylee on Sep-24-2008 02:31:

please do not be alarmed, remain calm. do not attempt to leave the dancefloor. the DJ booth is conducting a troubleshoot test of the entire system. somehow while the party was in progress an unidentified frequency has been existing in the system for sometime...and while many of you have been made too brainwashed to comprehend, this frequency is and has become a threat to our society as we know it. this frequency has been used by a secret society conjunctioned with lucifer to lure and prey on innocent party goers...with hypnotism, syncroprism, tricknology, lies, scandal, and pornography. while the party is still in progress, we will keep you updated on our current status.

we repeat...this is only a test.

Posted by Lira on Sep-24-2008 02:45:

I'm afraid there's something wrong with this vodka sauce

Posted by Ania_xox on Sep-24-2008 03:01:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak

a guy doesn't care what you put on his dick as long as it gets sucked.

maybe

but if a guy were to think deeply into this Jamie-style, he might begin to think that she is repulsed by his genitals and needs something with a strong flavour to deter her from the fact that she is sucking his cock

ps. lube sucks... natural juices ftw

/disgusting

Posted by Domesticated on Sep-24-2008 03:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
he might begin to think that she is repulsed by his genitals and needs something with a strong flavour to deter her from the fact that she is sucking his cock

Did you not read the freak's post?

We don't care what's going on in the mind of the one sucking, as long as we're getting sucked.

Posted by elFreak on Sep-24-2008 03:06:

why would a guy care?

his dick is in your mouth and he is laughing at the fact that you suck dirty cock.

if you really believe what you said you do not know men.

Posted by elFreak on Sep-24-2008 03:07:

you dirty cocksucker.

Posted by Ania_xox on Sep-24-2008 03:13:

lol wtf
do you laugh at your gf when she's sucking your dong

must be a trois-pistoles thing

Posted by Slylee on Sep-24-2008 03:14:

speaking of blow jobs...that reason ALONE should be enough for him to stfu and eat whatever i put on the table without bitching.

Posted by elFreak on Sep-24-2008 03:15:

when she swallows i can't help but chuckle a bit yes.

my girlfriend would not go down on me if i smelled rank...she is normal.

Posted by Ania_xox on Sep-24-2008 03:17:

lol well then why the fuck did you bring up dirty cock?

Posted by wotyzoid on Sep-24-2008 03:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
speaking of blow jobs...that reason ALONE should be enough for him to stfu and eat whatever i put on the table without bitching.

Fuck me, I don't know how he puts up with this shit. I feel bad for this guy, if my girlfriend said that to me I'd slap her with my shlong.

Posted by Slylee on Sep-24-2008 03:18:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
when she swallows i can't help but chuckle a bit yes.

my girlfriend would not go down on me if i smelled rank...she is normal.

my bf and i get in mini arguments because i'll go to give him some head and he'll be like, "nooo baabbyy it's dirty i have to wash up" and i'm like, "wtf no u don't cmere" and he's like pulling his pants up and trying to run away and i'm like, "NOOOO! CMEERRREEEE NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM"

Posted by Slylee on Sep-24-2008 03:19:

COCKSLAP

Posted by Ania_xox on Sep-24-2008 03:19:

quote:
Originally posted by wotyzoid
Fuck me, I don't know how he puts up with this shit. I feel bad for this guy, if my girlfriend said that to me I'd slap her with my shlong.

provided you actually have one dickface

Posted by wotyzoid on Sep-24-2008 03:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
provided you actually have one dickface

Hahaahaha, aren't you a clever little shit. Suck on my ballsack.

Posted by Slylee on Sep-24-2008 03:21:

quote:
Originally posted by wotyzoid
Hahaahaha, aren't you a clever little shit. Suck on my ballsack.

provided you actually have one dickface

Posted by squats on Sep-24-2008 03:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
COCKSLAP
I DECLARE COCK WAR!

*wins by default*

Posted by winston on Sep-24-2008 03:23:

No, but here's my prognosis...

Slylee appears to be a very aware and smart girl, who usually goes out of her
way when it comes to things like cooking for her bf; evidence of her nice taste for small details, romance and chivalry. Sadly, Slylee seems to me, as the girl that usually falls for a 'gym' guy, the high school quaterback with a 9 to 5 and a B.A from FIU (no offense, really) but you could do so much better..

I'm only busting balls here, only breaking your 'balls'...

ook

Posted by wotyzoid on Sep-24-2008 03:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
provided you actually have one dickface

Seriously I hope you're "man" realizes how much of a nut-case you are and ditches you before he commits suicide.

Posted by Ania_xox on Sep-24-2008 03:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
my bf and i get in mini arguments because i'll go to give him some head and he'll be like, "nooo baabbyy it's dirty i have to wash up" and i'm like, "wtf no u don't cmere" and he's like pulling his pants up and trying to run away and i'm like, "NOOOO! CMEERRREEEE NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM"

ya this is what i meant sort of
everyone (as an animal) has a natural smell

my bf is CONSTANTLY telling me like "NO don't wear my shirt to bed... it has B.O"
I will literally shove my nose into the arm pit of the shirt and smell nothing

anyways so if you wanted to load on the lube before licking the lollipop then he would think you're repulsed by his natural odour

wasn't referring to bad hygiene. everyone has running water. there is no excuse for that shit... whether you are single or attached. You should ENJOY being fucking clean

Posted by Lira on Sep-24-2008 03:25:

So that's what happens after you invite someone for dinner...

Posted by winston on Sep-24-2008 03:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
ya this is what i meant sort of
everyone (as an animal) has a natural smell

my bf is CONSTANTLY telling me like "NO don't wear my shirt to bed... it has B.O"
I will literally shove my nose into the arm pit of the shirt and smell nothing

anyways so if you wanted to load on the lube before licking the lollipop then he would think you're repulsed by his natural odour

wasn't referring to bad hygiene. everyone has running water. there is no excuse for that shit... whether you are single or attached. You should ENJOY being fucking clean

yeah, but slylee is different. You date frat-metro-fake-blonde males that pay forty bucks for a tony & guy haircut + dye.

I'm surprised he even likes sleeping next to someone other than himself, seeing that he's so delicate towards frivolous shit like a haircut or 'dirty t-shirts'

Only joking

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