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let me tell you more about my mother. ok, so she's tan/white (spanish white) or something, hazel green eyes. i'll post pics, cuz she is a beautiful woman. however, she's very very racist....

in fact, when i was applying for student housing my freshman year she was telling me "write down that YOU DON'T WANT A BLACK ROOMATE". yes, that bad! now, when she came to visit my campus earlier this year she saw a big OBAMA POSTER on campus and she said, next year you're going to a private school.

my 'pasty' siblings in the US usually get a word from her when they tell her that they have black friends. ridiculous, i know. but, she's still my lovely mother.

my mother is pure irish and her breast milk tasted like potatoes.

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Originally posted by elFreak my mother is pure irish and her breast milk tasted like potatoes.

both my grandmother (still alive) and grandfather (rip godbless that man) were/are (whatever) *paper*, like the wall, blue eyes and shit.

racist too and very elitist, my grandfather was a chairman for the United Nations Health Organizations. There's a picture of him inside the big room with a small cardboard in front of his desk with his name on it. one of my all time heroes, that man...

could he beat kimbo?

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Originally posted by elFreak could he beat kimbo?

he was 6'5, tall, skinny, pasty and a genius.

my mom is very political, she calls me every now and then telling me how 'she hates the obama campaign' and how 'people will regret if he is elected president', she thinks that the blackies will have too much ego and order will be broken down. yeah, that crazy.

I on the other hand, am black every sunday; in fact i'm so black on sundays, that I change my name to 'ocho cinco' every so often

i thought cigana was italian?

yeah my recent roots are italian but the name itself is not.

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Originally posted by elFreak yeah my recent roots are italian but the name itself is not.

imagine...jason marries an asian chick and turns out to be this REALLY HOT caublasian with a nice name like KYM CIGANA.

that would rule, in fact, i'm actually very fond of asian culture these days. i'm starting to appreciate asian chicks, they are kinda hot.

fyi - my mother is a US resident and she is allowed to vote on this election.

she's voting republican.

no asian women for me.

the culture is awesome though, but the lack of breasts makes for hungry babies.

kimbo brand baby formula, i think i am on to something here.

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Originally posted by diggerz caublasian

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Originally posted by elFreak no asian women for me. the culture is awesome though, but the lack of breasts makes for hungry babies. kimbo brand baby formula, i think i am on to something here.

that guy is a beast though and i dig his hair. i mean those guys can really fight, i have to say that their 'cruel' training discipline is the cause of his excellent performance in almost every fight. those guys are insane, yes i've seen that show in the history channel, but this is not new. in fact, their culture embraces the martial arts and it shows, i love it. go asia.

*i dig ufc* but i don't watch it, i just like blood...

there will be no such thing as white people in 20 years.

kimbo did it.

Somebody slipped him a roofy-colada.

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Originally posted by bas

now this guy, he's like cleopatra.

golden. i love you.

well, i think that brazilian chicks are way hotter than colombian chicks, what about venezuela? now, they have a higher standard when it comes to women. in fact, most of my friends from venezuela (including chavez) have very very hot girlfriends and guess what? they cook, clean the dishes and do the laundry without complaining, now tell me, isn't that GREAT?

I'm only joking here, I'm not a chauvinist in the very least. but, i still think a woman (the mother of my future children) should keep her traditional roles (taking care of home & kids, keeping track of their progress at school and so forth) while maintaining her professional carreer on track but not letting IT get in the way of her natural role in life.

it has a lot to do with venezuela being one of the countries in the world with the most plastic surgeries performed.

i don't want a servant unless it is for my penis.

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Originally posted by elFreak it has a lot to do with venezuela being one of the countries in the world with the most plastic surgeries performed. i don't want a servant unless it is for my penis.

no, no no...i never said anything about servant. you're just degrating my comment. i didn't say 'a woman belongs at home', not at all. she can keep a great job but without loosing track of domestic stuff.

because in all honesty, i'm not a neat perfect guy. i'm messy, dirty and so on. i need someone to take care of me every once in a while, and women are the best companions but in this day in age it seems like the whole 'women are empowered' thing has gotten way outta hand. which is not bad but hey i want my kids to grow up with a good maternal figure that is not a 'suit' like me.

if you want a woman like that i guess south america is the best option...because western girls of today have the home making skills of kimbo slice.

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Originally posted by elFreak if you want a woman like that i guess south america is the best option...because western girls of today have the home making skills of kimbo slice.

Well, it has already been decided.

Jason, Adam, David and me will move to south america. exploit the people, take their oil and their women too. we'll form a new nation of communist techno and bring wealth and happiness to the mongrel.

i am all for exploiting the less fortunate.

what about spanish women? god, i love their accent. wow and they are the kind of women that will tell you what she thinks and will put order in a relationship. spanish women are tough and very smart, i'd go with that too.

i love western girls man, but i'd go to london were i hear the women are posh and stuck-up, right up my alley...

women are posh and stuck-up,[/QUOTE]

thats here in milano.

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Originally posted by Danny Ocean women are posh and stuck-up,

thats here in milano.

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