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i think it was the Patrick Stewart comment that got me.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J I didn't want to write any "talents" because I don't want to be arrogant in that respect. My talent is writing, but am I such a good writer I stand apart from everyone as unique? I'm good enough at pool to wipe out your average bar player, but I've lost in tournaments before. I used to be shit hot at the hand-knife game but I haven't practised recently. And so on. So I just wrote some quirks that tend to make up my character. Weird scars, a sticking-out ear, weird taste in foods, some ginger stubble people take the piss out of... I don't know why you singled me out when people have put things like "I'm a good liar", "I play an instrument" and "I can remember lots of things".

Sure everyone can lie but to actually be really good at it, that's a talent not everyone is by far. I'm so go good at it i can tell when other people lie from a mile away, nothing gets past me.

You cant just pick up an instrument and start playing..............If you can there's a talent!

Who cares about sounding arrogant it's supposed to be something that sets you apart from other people.
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i'm good at youtube

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Originally posted by lacksesepsotygh i'm good at youtube

i'm good at redtube

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Originally posted by NeoPhono i'm good at redtube

Heh, all right!

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Originally posted by Slylee the only thing i can really think of is my ability to read people and situations. i'm not always right, but i'd say about 80% of the time i am.

I dunno if this is exactly how it went but this line reminded me of that one Seinfeld ep:

Elaine: "Hey, what time is it?"
Kramer: "Sorry I don't wear a watch"
Elaine: "So how do you know what time it is?"
Kramer: "Oh I just look up at the sky and can tell by the position of the sun."
Elaine: "How accurate are you?"
Kramer: "Oh I get within 2-3 hours."
Elaine: "Well I can do that and I don't even have to look up"

that was with elaine and kramer btw

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Originally posted by infinity HiGH Jerry: "Hey, what time is it?" Kramer: "Sorry I don't wear a watch" Jerry: "So how do you know what time it is?" Kramer: "Oh I just look up at the sky and can tell by the position of the sun." Jerry: "How accurate are you?" Kramer: "Oh I get within 2-3 hours." Jerry: "Well I can do that and I don't even have to look up"

hahahaha!

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Originally posted by Sunsnail that was with elaine and kramer btw

I was debating whether it was Jerry or Elaine; but you're right. Now that I think about it some more it was her.

Time to change that...

It's sad. I've seen all the episodes so many times. I know exactly what episode it was in. It was when the dog keeps her up and newman is out getting the dog. so they start talking about that... elaine also asks what kramer does at night. he says night is more difficult

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Originally posted by lacksesepsotygh i'm good at youtube

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Originally posted by NeoPhono i'm good at redtube

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Originally posted by Chris Crossland i'm good at xtube

fixed.

I an pick my nose with my tongue.

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Originally posted by Slylee it was on alligator alley (a highway that goes from east coast of florida to west coast surrounded by nothing but everglades) and i was doing like 90 something in a 75. it was a bad one. but that's the perfect time to speed on highways like that.

People only speed on Alligator Alley when they're not transporting several kilos of cocaine in their car. Which is to say, only about half of the people on Alligator Alley are speeding.

- The joints on my thumbs have twice the range of motion than is usual.

- I can do the splits. Alternate and straddle.

- I once had a single, isolated seizure while driving. Nobody has ever been able to tell me why.

- I can draw really well, but don't.

- I have never seen The Wizard Of Oz.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On People only speed on Alligator Alley when they're not transporting several kilos of cocaine in their car. Which is to say, only about half of the people on Alligator Alley are speeding.

and how would you know this mister? did you used to run coke back and forth on alligator alley? tell the truth!

I had a friend who did it a few times. I wanted nothing to do with it, but he could make almost a thousand dollars in a night merely carrying packages for a "friend".

//Thanks to you.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On I had a friend who did it a few times. I wanted nothing to do with it, but he could make almost a thousand dollars in a night merely carrying packages for a "friend".

Was your 'friend's' name Aortik?

Are you kidding? Aortik would steal it or something. That guy's unstable.

I can do back flips (with or without hands)
I can rival Michael Jackson at moonwalking
I can run a half marathon in 1 hour and 23 minutes
I can lick my elbow
I'm ambidextrous
I can stay hard for another round immediately after blowing my first load

Skillz.

Yes, but can you do all of those things at once?

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike I can be a cunt I can be a cunt I can be a cunt I can be a cunt I can be a cunt I can be a cunt Skillz.

lol


no but seriously, thank you for reminding me that i too can do the moonwalk

I can indeed be a massive cunt. Even more so in person.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Yes, but can you do all of those things at once?

And with one arm tied behind my back. Easy.

I must say, I would quite enjoy seeing a thin man moonwalk a marathon at full speed while doing a back flip, licking both elbows at once all the while maintaining a vicious hard-on. And being a complete twatter, but I doubt it even matters at that point.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On I must say, I would quite enjoy seeing a thin man moonwalk a marathon at full speed while doing a back flip, licking both elbows at once all the while maintaining a vicious hard-on. And being a complete twatter, but I doubt it even matters at that point.

I'd even autograph your boobs using each of my hands. I aim to please.

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