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Posted by tubularbills on Mar-25-2009 21:54:

getting snipped doesn't protect you from AIDS...

Posted by gehzumteufel on Mar-25-2009 22:09:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
getting snipped doesn't protect you from AIDS...

Or Mono.

Posted by bigjimslade002 on Mar-25-2009 22:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Zild
i was just joking i would never assault a woman besides there are plenty of things you can add to their food to induce a miscarriage

Posted by Gauss on Mar-25-2009 22:15:

quote:
Originally posted by gehzumteufel
Or Mono.

Alcoholic got owned.

Posted by Ania_xox on Apr-14-2009 18:44:

WTF

Ok, my boyfriend and I have been together for 10 months now and been having sex for 9 months and having sex with condoms for close to 8 of those months = we've been using condoms for practically our entire relationship.

The last TWO times we had sex, the condom fucking broke
Never happened to me before in my life. I was beginning to think it was some kind of fucking urban legend.

WTF

Date was fine (exp. 2013)
Natural wetness was present
Positions were all previously done

What the hell is going on here?

Posted by david.michael on Apr-14-2009 18:47:

CROTCH-ACID!

Posted by Moongoose on Apr-14-2009 18:49:

Its obvious. Jesus wants you to have a baby, despite your blasphemous use of condoms.

Posted by elFreak on Apr-14-2009 18:49:

he doesn't know how to put them on properly.

fuck take the pill and get tested so he can bare back sasquatch pussy ffs. Condom sex sucks hard. If you are committed and both of you are clean, what is the point?

ps condoms don't prevent rabies

Posted by Ania_xox on Apr-14-2009 18:55:

*i* usually put them on
and I know how to put them on

I started on the pill (Yasmin) and it made me fucking psycho, so I stopped taking it.

But yes... we're talking about me trying another pill.
Plastic fucking sucks. The taste of fake lube and latex = bleeehhh

This is another WTF element to the sitation:
first time it broke at the tip
and last night it broke at the base

my bf has been calling my vagina "the barracuda" all day

Posted by idoru on Apr-14-2009 18:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
The taste of fake lube and latex = bleeehhh

Hang on, hang on... explain this to me. You're not sucking him off with the condom on, are you?

Posted by squirrelly on Apr-14-2009 19:02:

Try Mirena?

(google it)

Posted by elFreak on Apr-14-2009 19:05:

lol major aniafail.

Posted by idoru on Apr-14-2009 19:15:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
lol major aniafail.

Haha, seriously. If you know how to put one on, it should only take a matter of seconds and should be done after your mouths are done sucking on each others naughty bits. Simple as that. Why you'd put it on and then give him head is beyond me.

Posted by elFreak on Apr-14-2009 19:18:

they don't teach sex ed in the forest?

Posted by enydo on Apr-14-2009 19:20:

condom and then oral?

jesus

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Apr-14-2009 19:22:

You can totally taste/smell latex if it's been on your skin recently.

//*especially* if there's a whole lot of sweat involved.

Posted by Sunsnail on Apr-14-2009 19:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
You can totally taste/smell latex if it's been on your skin recently.

//*especially* if there's a whole lot of sweat involved.

youd know

Posted by elFreak on Apr-14-2009 19:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
You can totally taste/smell latex if it's been on your skin recently.

//*especially* if there's a whole lot of sweat involved.

lulz, are you experienced?

/jimmi hendrix.

Posted by nchs09 on Apr-14-2009 19:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Moongoose
Its obvious. Jesus wants you to have a baby, despite your blasphemous use of condoms.
new sig.

Posted by ModernNosferatu on Apr-14-2009 19:36:

quote:
Originally posted by winston
pulling out FTW!

serious that was f'en hilarious

Posted by Ania_xox on Apr-14-2009 19:39:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
Hang on, hang on... explain this to me. You're not sucking him off with the condom on, are you?

wtf is the point of that?
lol hell no

but if we go for round 2 and i go down on him, i can taste the latex even if he goes to the bathroom after round 1 to tidy up

the taste and smell just get fucking everywhere

Posted by squirrelly on Apr-14-2009 19:46:

Clearly he doesn't tidy up that well then, does he?

Posted by elFreak on Apr-14-2009 19:49:

epic lulz are quite epic.

Posted by Ania_xox on Apr-14-2009 19:51:

lol i don't watch

All I know is that the latex is present until both of us have fully showered.

Obviously not optimal for quickies.

Posted by squirrelly on Apr-14-2009 19:54:

eh, I honestly don't remember all of that BS. I can't remember the last time I used a condom.

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