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Posted by King_Mack on Jul-14-2009 17:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
I don't have TV... but I might youtube it if it's on there.

So more on the idea of a parachute on the entire plane. Wouldn't the parachute have to be monstrously large? AKA VERY heavy?

Krypton if you were being serious, how would you suspect that would work?

I believe the show Infinity is referring to is called "Mayday"

Posted by nchs09 on Jul-14-2009 22:17:

Seriously, someone needs to put her out like a horse with a broken leg. This is one of the dumbest bitches i have ever encountered.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jul-14-2009 22:19:

I love how Theresa thinks she's smarter/better than everyone because she doesn't watch tv or read the paper/pay attention to the news. The irony is lulz.

Posted by l�cid on Jul-14-2009 22:21:

even if it was possible it wouldn't do her any good. i've heard they don't give parachutes to interracial couples.

Posted by nchs09 on Jul-14-2009 22:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa

Maybe I should just start posting about my boyfriend and how I like to masturbate so I can win the affections of all of you back?

gross :/

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jul-14-2009 22:22:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
even if it was possible it wouldn't do her any good. i've heard they don't give parachutes to interracial couples.

Posted by Clovis on Jul-14-2009 22:57:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
even if it was possible it wouldn't do her any good. i've heard they don't give parachutes to interracial couples.

Ma'am, you only get one so you gon' have to decide who gets it.

Posted by MeLLyMeL on Jul-15-2009 02:18:

lol.. if you sit in an exit row you know NOT to open the door with the engines ON!

Posted by Lira on Jul-15-2009 02:23:

Haha, I adore you Theresa, but I just can't help it :p

Ok, this may seem like a stupid question... but with the numerous car crashes, I have pondered this and wonder if anyone knows.

In the event of a car crash...
Why aren't there ejection seats in a car?
Why can't the roof open and let people spring out?

I mean, if your car is about to run off a cliff, chances are, you're going to die. So you may as well take the chance and eject... you're likely to have more survivors. Right?

It just makes sense to me... if the car is on its way down, have an emergency button where the roof comes off and ejection seats are activated. Everyone jumps out as fast as they can and hopes for the best. It could even have an extra springboard on the ejectable roof you could use to jump in case you're late for a meeting and you happen to be too lazy to use the elevator. Kind of like this:

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jul-15-2009 02:28:

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Jul-15-2009 02:28:

what if you crash in a tunnel, or under a bridge... that could look cool.

fuck yea liras idea is the best!

Posted by Lira on Jul-15-2009 03:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
what if you crash in a tunnel, or under a bridge...

Then you should not press the red button!

Come to think of it, the presence of this button in the driver's panel would make sex in the car even more exciting... "OMG, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm - THOOMP - flyiiiiiiinggg!!!!"

Posted by fbgdavidson on Jul-15-2009 04:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
I'm too late to add anything intelligent to the discussion so I shall add this

Posted by Protege on Jul-15-2009 06:05:

What if the PLANE had a parachute?

Check out Cirrus.

Too bad they suck. I hate working these planes.

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Jul-15-2009 06:08:

Re: Haha, I adore you Theresa, but I just can't help it :p

quote:
Originally posted by Lira

It just makes sense to me... if the car is on its way down, have an emergency button where the roof comes off and ejection seats are activated. Everyone jumps out as fast as they can and hopes for the best.

Hell, why not have these in airplanes too? I mean fighter jets have ejection seats, so why not passenger planes?

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Jul-15-2009 06:15:

i think all helicopters should have vertical ejector seats.

Posted by Renzo on Jul-15-2009 06:54:

This question is weirder than that time Stu asked me if I thought birds enjoyed rape.

Posted by Sushipunk on Jul-15-2009 07:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
This question is weirder than that time Stu asked me if I thought birds enjoyed rape.

Your response was a logical one though.

"I enjoy getting raped, so the birds must too"

What.

Posted by Ian on Jul-15-2009 08:30:

quote:
Originally posted by fbgdavidson

reminds me of this hale & pace sketch, yorkshire airlines

Posted by Sushipunk on Jul-15-2009 08:32:

Lol, Hale and Pace. I used to like the repeated skit they did, called "Style Wankers"

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Jul-15-2009 08:55:

Posted by Ian on Jul-15-2009 08:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
Lol, Hale and Pace. I used to like the repeated skit they did, called "Style Wankers"

aye. the best bit about that is it totally sums up yorkshire folk. They have a huge sense of self-importance.

Posted by Ygrene on Jul-15-2009 11:29:

I don't understand why they don't use the crash foam, like in 'Demolition Man'.

Posted by nchs09 on Jul-15-2009 11:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
I don't understand why they don't use the crash foam, like in 'Demolition Man'.
and why dont the bathrooms have the 3 shells in the plane? less clean up.

Posted by colonelcrisp on Jul-15-2009 12:13:

i think putting ejection seats in all airlines is a fantastic idea. plus it would make for an easy way to deal annoying brats who keep slamming on the tray table and kicking your seat and screaming, babies and fat fucks who sit beside you. just push a button and watch your screaming annoyance fly straight up into the upper atmosphere.......

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