how would you tell a chic she has bad personal hygiene??

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Posted by lenazi on Sep-02-2009 16:23:

if you ran into me in a dark alley, i could get a picture that would be on the front of national geographic and be famous.

if you put me on ignore, i still win.

Posted by lenazi on Sep-02-2009 16:25:

ps slylee's pussy has more miles on it than anthony bourdain.

Posted by Renzo on Sep-02-2009 18:41:

Posted by Slylee on Sep-02-2009 18:44:

nah. i win. you deleted me on fb first

Posted by Renzo on Sep-02-2009 18:46:

Oh snap. Why did you delete her, Jay?

Posted by Renzo on Sep-03-2009 19:05:

What do you think? Which girl from TA probably has the stinkiest pussy? Besides Nou

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Sep-03-2009 19:29:

The cleanliness of a woman's vagina is reflective of the cleanliness of her purse. Discuss.

Posted by Renzo on Sep-03-2009 19:37:

I can see that. The more useless shit she has in her purse, the more black cocks that have rammed her.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Sep-03-2009 21:04:

I tend to agree with Hal's purse theory. Just look at the typical whores in college bars. They always carry those ridiculously oversized purses with them, and what for?? My bf and I figured it was because they go out with the intention of getting fucked, and basically the purse is their overnight bag with a change of clothes for the morning, lol.

Posted by Slylee on Sep-03-2009 23:35:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
I tend to agree with Hal's purse theory. Just look at the typical whores in college bars. They always carry those ridiculously oversized purses with them, and what for?? My bf and I figured it was because they go out with the intention of getting fucked, and basically the purse is their overnight bag with a change of clothes for the morning, lol.

whenever we go out i give pat my atm card and he already has a 2nd copy of my ID he keeps in his wallet...cell phone in back pocket and i'm golden. i fucking hate dealing with purses while i'm out partying trying to have fun.

for every day use though, i've got a pretty cool one. medium sized, zebra print. a few loose receipts and a grocery list and then my wallet and some cosmetics and pens, checkbook, hand lotion, sunglasses & case and that's it.

Posted by iTranscendence on Sep-03-2009 23:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
This is what you have to do.

You have to get her back to your place again. Turn off the lights romance her a bit. wear a jimmy hat because she most likely has a fungus infection. so with the lights off you break open the jimmy hat and put a thin coat of tiger balm on to it. but on the jimmy hat and start thrusting. Within one minute shes going to start yelling in pain...Okay this is where you go to man the fuck up. "Hey listen to me... stop crying LISTEN TO ME! YOUR VAG FUCKIN STINKS!!! IT FUCKIN STINKKSSS! I CAN MAKE THE BURNING GO AWAY BUT YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME!!! ARE YOU LISTENING! CLEAN YOUR FUCKIN VAG!!! OKAY?!?!? CLEAN THAT FUCKIN SHIT YOU DUMB BITCH! WHAT YOU ARE FEELIN NOW IS WHAT MY NOSE FEELS LIKE EVERYTIME WE DO THESE FUCKIN ROMANTIC TIMES. Now repeat after me! I SAID REPEAT!!!! I.... WILL.... WASH... MY.....YOU"RE NOT LISTENING! REPEAT I SAID!!! FUCK THE PAIN GOD DOESN"T LOVE YOU! ILL MAKE THE PAIN STOP BUt you have to *whisper* trust me. I... WILL... WASH...MY... VAG!!! SAY IT AGAIN!!! SAY IT!!!!....Good. alright he pain will wear off in another 3 mins what you got in your fridge?".

now this isnt going to help you're cause but you're fucked anyways. You're just helping the next dude get enjoy some fresh pussy and get some anal on the first date. sorry bro, you got to be that guy this time. Man rule #49 thee who smells the stinky vag first must fix up problem.its right before rule #48 first who smelt it dealt it.

OH SHI-

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