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DENTAL PLAN
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| Originally posted by Lira Jon the Dentist and whores, Lisa needs braces! |
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| Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights I'm sure he'll make an appearance soon - selling acid at the worlds biggest rave, perhaps. There's so much potential for who the djs will be. I'm hoping John The Dentist plays, dressed in drag, and then meets the protagonist&crew: "Oh hai guyz *twirls hair* did you like my set? I'm pretty new at this.." "It was alright. Tracklist?" "lol wut?" "We wanna know the tracks you played!" "teehee. no tracklist. heehee" "OMG IT'S JON THE DENTIST" |
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| Originally posted by nefardec |
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yeah...i think that TA had some amazing chops before my time, and it was a big part of the c0r. gotta bring it back. even if it takes us 6 hours of chopping. we'll make it happen.
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| Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights Tell the truth- Did you spend the last 6 hours shopping that??? |
yeah, and it was totally brilliant!
you're missing the makeup tho. from that other shop (i think you did it yeah?)
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| Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights yeah, and it was totally brilliant! you're missing the makeup tho. from that other shop (i think you did it yeah?) |
Was she the great big fat girl?
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| Originally posted by nefardec nsfw |
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| Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Just happened across this today: http://jezebel.com/5842861/man-buil...p-in-%5Bnsfw%5D |
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| Originally posted by nefardec nsfw |
Chapter 12
The next day we met for lunch at a small diner.
"You gotta admit", Stu said, "the thing with the moose was some pretty clever marketing. I can't think I've ever seen any better."
"Soon you will", I said. "So are we going?"
"Dunno", PKC said. "Look at where it's taking place. That's right near the woods."
"So what?"
"Didn't you hear? Couple a weeks ago an inmate escaped from the mental institution. He's said to live in the woods, eating mushrooms and carrion. Sometimes he comes out to buy cigarettes and word has it he assaulted a clerk who wouldn't sell him any."
"Come on, don't be scared of such silly stories."
Suddenly there was an uproar. A fat guy standing next to the counter was shouting: "Fuck! He stole my pie. The asshole stole my pie!"
"What's going on?", we asked.
"Did you see that? There was this big black guy, he took my pie and just ran away with it."
"That must be Carl Cox", I said. "Awesome, it means he's playing tonight at the rave."
"Wait, Carl Cox was eating here? And then he took your pie, too?", PKC asked.
"Yeah", the fat guy replied. "He sat over there and had a coule of sandwiches. And a salad. And some fries. And a steak. And some poutine. And more sandwiches. And half a waitress. And some ice cream. I was sitting here and ordered a delicious pie but... uhm... you know, they put it so far away on the counter that I couldn't reach it because of my... somehow. And then the asshole stole it."
"Maybe we can help", Stu said. "But we need some more information."
"Like what?"
"So after Carl Cox ate all that stuff, how much did he tip?"
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| Originally posted by Mike4Trance "Didn't you hear? Couple a weeks ago an inmate escaped from the mental institution. He's said to live in the woods, eating mushrooms and carrion. Sometimes he comes out to buy cigarettes and word has it he assaulted a clerk who wouldn't sell him any." |
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| Originally posted by Mike4Trance "So after Carl Cox ate all that stuff, how much did he tip?" |
Chapter 13
We arrived quite early at the rave but the place was already packed. The first act we saw were two chicks, a skinny and a fat one.
"Who are they?", I asked.
Stu checked the schedule. "Jon the Dentist B2B Avana playing Kitten Sexy Classics", he read. As we approached the stage it turned out they were actually two drag queens. After some minutes the music suddenly stopped and the two performers got into an argument.
"People want to know what we played", Avana yelled.
"You are not uploading the fucking tracklist, you stupid tranny", Jon screamed.
"I'm not a tranny, I'm transgender. It's something completely different."
It went on like that for a while until Avana left and some official guy appeared.
"I can't continue alone", Jon said. "I need a partner to help me with the equipment."
The official guy brought a pale Canadian kid up there. "This is Joel, he can play with you."
"Forget it", Jon objected. "Look at his teeth. I cannot call myself Jon the Dentist and be seen with someone like that."
In the end they made the kid wear a stuffed moose head from the decorations to hide the teeth and announced him as Deadmoose.
We left for one of the smaller stages where a certain DJ Bobby West Virginia was on. His singing was atrocious and he performed weird dance moves that falsely alerted the medics once because they thought he had an epileptic aneurysm. The whole audience consisted only of two bald guys who actually seemed to enjoy the show. It went over to them and asked what they thought of the music.
"His lyrics on love for an underage girl touch my soul. Igottaknow that feeling", one of them explained.
"For me it's the tragedy of rejected love", the other one said. "You know, when you can't let go and obsess over that girl, when you start following her and calling her at night. His music really conveys that."
"Dude, sounds like you're a stalker", I said.
"NO U!", he shouted.
Holy shit.
Yesssss
The rest were meh, but that one was awesome.
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