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What's funny is the day before, all the gays on my fb were all worshipping apple. All of the homosexuals.

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Originally posted by Vector A I�m sad that today I�m adding a slide to one of my live presentations, adding Steve Jobs to the list of famous people who died treating terminal diseases with woo rather than with medicine. Seven or eight years ago, the news broke that Steve Jobs had been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, but considering it a private matter, he delayed in informing Apple�s board, and Apple�s board delayed in informing the shareholders. So what. The only delay that really mattered was that Steve, it turned out, had been treating his pancreatic cancer with a special diet and other alternative therapies, prescribed by his naturopath. Most pancreatic cancers are aggressive and always terminal, but Steve was lucky (if you can call it that) and had a rare form called an islet cell neuroendocrine tumor, which is actually quite treatable with excellent survival rates � if caught soon enough. The median survival is about a decade, but it depends on how soon it�s removed surgically. Steve caught his very early, and should have expected to survive much longer than a decade. Unfortunately Steve relied on a naturopathic diet instead of early surgery. There is no evidence that diet has any effect on islet cell carcinoma. As he dieted for nine months, the tumor progressed, and took him from the high end to the low end of the survival rate. Eventually it became clear to all involved that his alternative therapy wasn�t working, and from then on, by all accounts, Steve aggressively threw money at the best that medical science could offer. But it was too late. He had a Whipple procedure. He had a liver transplant. And then he died, all too young.

that'll learn him.

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Originally posted by EgosXII Maybe if he owned sweatshops, and was responsible for a bunch of deaths...

You heard it here. Steve Jobs hates children so much that he forces them to work for low wages. Even his own kids.



Even his own kids.






His own.





I bet he jerked off to the sad Sarah McLaughlin puppy commercials too.

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Originally posted by EgosXII Maybe if he owned sweatshops, and was responsible for a bunch of deaths...

Had to LOL at this. I'd forgotten about the Apple sweatshop thing.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Had to LOL at this. I'd forgotten about the Apple sweatshop thing.

Haha, I was reminded the other day because some dude (called a monologuist, as if that's some 'thing') is going around the world giving presentations about how fucked up apple's factories are-- He just did a bunch of shows at the opera house... Apparently Apple's co-founder wept at one of the shows (in the US)

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Originally posted by srussell0018 Android wouldn't exist without the iphone.

Android has been in development since 2003.

Boom, roasted.

Rest in peace..

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>bawwww, some old ****** who sold us underpowered 5year old hardware in shiny plastic cases for 10times the price has died >who is gonna shit all over my face now when i need a new computer or phone?! >bawwwww

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Originally posted by FuzzQi What's funny is the day before, all the gays on my fb were all worshipping apple. All of the homosexuals.

hiv+


according to wikileaks....



and then there was tim cook

see you guys bashing on jobs but the man was a legend. he was a revolutionary imo.

good thing no one cares for ginger opinions.

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Originally posted by srussell0018 I bet he jerked off to the sad Sarah McLaughlin puppy commercials too.

lololol

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Originally posted by freakster see you guys bashing on jobs but the man was a legend. he was a revolutionary imo.

I'd love to know what he revolutionized.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy I'd love to know what he revolutionized.

Facebook eulogies

and the way hipsters chill at starbucks

http://www.minyanville.com/special-...1/2010/id/29768

Steve Jobs had a daughter who he denied paternity of for years because he claimed he was sterile.

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Originally posted by freakster see you guys bashing on jobs but the man was a legend. he was a revolutionary imo.

What did he revolutionise exactly? The inability to have a simple conversation with another person because half way through your sentence their eyes will wander away to their fucking iPhone as they dick about on facebook and tweet about what a fag they are. Marvellous, what fantastic progress for society.

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Originally posted by freakster he was a revolutionary emo.

fixed

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike What did he revolutionise exactly? The inability to have a simple conversation with another person because half way through your sentence their eyes will wander away to their fucking iPhone as they dick about on facebook and tweet about what a fag they are. Marvellous, what fantastic progress for society.

There there, i'll look you in the eye next time we have a...... *looks at phone*

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike What did he revolutionise exactly? The inability to have a simple conversation with another person because half way through your sentence their eyes will wander away to their fucking iPhone as they dick about on facebook and tweet about what a fag they are. Marvellous, what fantastic progress for society.

while I agree about these apple fags going a bit too emo...you could always try and say something interesting to the quim.

or have a big dick. iPhone can't compete with that yet.

Could talk a glass eye to sleep me.

Stephane grondin imo

Do you really think anyone's going to get that in this forum?

Miley asked me for one of his records once.

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