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Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights sorority at my school

are these girls considered hot where you live ?

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Originally posted by Lira As sarcastic as your story about doing it with Jimmy for the first time in a threesome with his ex

Yeah except my story is true.

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Originally posted by Miss Pie Yeah except my story is true.

Precisely

I had a chance for a threesome once, but only one of the girls was good-looking and they were both drunk + high. Is that more believable?

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Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights sorority at my school

ahhh i didn't know you went to Butterface State. nice.

talking about a threesome , is like telling someone you french kissed this broad so fucking hard last night. Maybe if it was an interracial kiss and we were in the 50s, i would be in awe, but as it stands, unless the 2nd girl is missing a limb, what you think is totally tits is so common that it isn't really salient news.

Tell me about it. I never imagined NOT being in one would cause such a commotion.

Meh, I'm tired of this already, for all I care this topic is now buried.

It was over as soon as it became a contest to see who could most indirectly big up their sexual conquests.

What's that saying? Those who talk about it the most do it the least?

Only reason I remember that is cause my sister used to say it to me all the time when I was 13, after discovering how funny/entertaining it was for a 13 year old girl to make "dick and pussy" jokes.

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Originally posted by Looney4Clooney i just took a while to realize how fantastic i was. I was that like that really hot girl that just didn't figure it out until like she was 20, i liked to bake cup cakes, and read Ann Rice. Then like , at 20 , not sure what the fuck happened, i think i just kept upgrading the girls and my confidence. The girl i'm dating now is somewhat a little too hot in that like, i'm have to contiously exercise so that she doesn't feel like she is the better looking one. I mean i don't eat chocolate anymore. And i used to eat so much fucking chocolate with no affect on my weight. But i hit 30 and my body starts being a little bitch. An arms race that I will eventually win if she turns 30, But ya, i'm 31 and she is 26. Let me set the stage. Full head of hair, not a single grey one. A penis. Sometimes, i look at the mirror, and just sort of say , god damn, what kind of god would make me so fucking handsome and smart and talented and then make someone that isn't, say like French man. What a dick. I mean i'm stuck with it, but the guilt, i mean it eats at you. Like when your grandfather straps you to the chair and slaps your balls and tells you it hurts him more. Talk about burden. I mean i'm in a sold relationship 4 years going, but if this is a gift, am i suppose to share it. I suppose that is why religion just doesn't work. God is a fucking prick. Because i feel for that ugly dude. Right in my heart.

I feel this needs to be saved for future generations and to be used in creative writing classes.

My standards are about tree fiddy

They started out really high and I have let them slip of late. Which reminded me why they were high in the first place.

shudders

You definitely kick them out of the hotel and don't bang them

Ugh god, I just watched that sorority vid and all I can think of is the fact that 80% of the REPORTING population has HPV. :/

goddamn lol thats nasty. How do i get tested?
Selma lets get tested together....SIKE! no need for that!

Hahaha, there is no test for men! You just have to wait til warts show up on your cock (if at all) or you pass it on to someone else.

sweet! dick warts!

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy You definitely kick them out of the hotel and don't bang them

You're still hanging onto this? Goddamn, man. Let it go. Nobody believes you, and it's just sad.

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Originally posted by Lira As sarcastic as your story about doing it with Jimmy for the first time in a threesome with his ex

I actually know a couple with two kids who met in a threesome in high school. The joke is he married the one he woke up and saw first.

Needless to say their relationship is not a very good one (she went super religious and he is, yea... I've seen him sleepwalk drunk a couple times).

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby ... I've seen him sleepwalk drunk a couple times...

Holy shit, that's how they met?

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Originally posted by idoru Holy shit, that's how they met?

YUP. She was a cross country runner/soccer player, so was the other girl, and he was on the baseball team.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby YUP. She was a cross country runner/soccer player, so was the other girl, and he was on the baseball team.

I could've imagined him doing it, but not her. Awesome.

I think in a way I kind of respect easy bitches. They understand that they aren't special just because a man fucks them. Most chicks put so much effort into making themselves sexually desirable - as if their pussy is some unique and beautiful snowflake, not realizing that they've already won simply because they have a vagina.

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Originally posted by idoru I could've imagined him doing it, but not her. Awesome.

You wanna know why I don't talk to Al anymore? Yea, she asked him to homecoming junior year (haha and he denied her). I only learned of this years later (I remember her being rejected though and being all butthurt about it). Honestly explains a LOT because anytime Al wanted to do something with Adam and I and she realized that his inlaws might be there she backed out subtly.

So yea, once I heard that (and got over the week long hangover) I pretty much emailed her laughing my ass off at her and that was the last time we ever communicated.

I guess that answers this threads question. If they attempted to go out with someone like that then that is my bar.

Waaaaaaaait a minute, are you talking about your life long obsession??

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