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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Seriously, how dumb are you? You remind me of right wing trolls on reddit (or Kevin).

I am far, far more intelligent than you and even you know that. It's completely obvious what you were implying during that sequence of posts and you're only now hurriedly retreating from it because it was immediately demonstrated that your bullshit fools nobody who gets their knowledge of sex first hand rather than from Bang Bros.

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Originally posted by Silky Johnson The thing is, it's obvious you're an amateur or are making up stories based on assumptions you've made (probably from hearing real stories, or from watching porn, etc.) exactly because of the stuff you're spewing. People with real experience with this stuff - years of experience - would just never say such things. Lol, tasting lube by accident. You fucking moron.

No, you are just making wild assumptions and applying your own sex life to everyone else.

If you can not figure out a reasonable scenario where there would be lube + mouths, not even on accident, then you are probably a bit of a prude in some departments.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J I am far, far more intelligent than you and even you know that. It's completely obvious what you were implying during that sequence of posts and you're only now hurriedly retreating from it because it was immediately demonstrated that your bullshit fools nobody who gets their knowledge of sex first hand rather than from Bang Bros.

How the fuck am I retreating from anything? If anything I've been doubling down on what I was saying!?

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby No, you are just making wild assumptions and applying your own sex life to everyone else. If you can not figure out a reasonable scenario where there would be lube + mouths, not even on accident, then you are probably a bit of a prude in some departments.

Again, yeah ok Nou.

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Originally posted by Silky Johnson Again, yeah ok Nou.

You really can't can you?

It is suspected that certain varieties of TA can detect nerdgin from 2 nautical miles away in as little as one part per million.

I like how Nou thinks that because he merely says something, it makes it true.

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Originally posted by Silky Johnson I like how Nou thinks that because he merely says something, it makes it true.

I like how you can not imagine a simple scenario where lube + mouth would come into contact.

I can, which is why I know you're making shit up, or at the very least can't make a girl wet without a lot of lube.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby How the fuck am I retreating from anything? If anything I've been doubling down on what I was saying!?

That would be begging the question in your favour.

I think Nou misunderstands us calling out his lies as a challenge to prove them, lol. Nobody wants proof because nobody believes you to begin with. That's all there is to it.

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Originally posted by Silky Johnson I can, which is why I know you're making shit up, or at the very least can't make a girl wet without a lot of lube.

Also seriously, some girls do need lube even if they are fully aroused. I don't know why that is even an insult, especially coming from a girl who should know better.

This thread exceeds my expectations.

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Originally posted by Silky Johnson I think Nou misunderstands us calling out his lies as a challenge to prove them, lol. Nobody wants proof because nobody believes you to begin with. That's all there is to it.

No, it is more the fact that you said it is impossible, and I told you how it is possible, and then you got offended or something in your crazy head and decided that instead of admitting that there could be a situation (aghast, even one where I might have first hand experience [fuck off with the pun lol]) where that does happen you just doubled down on rhetoric about my credibility instead of addressing the issue.

Whatever, you don't do that in the bedroom, it didn't cross your mind, it isn't an insult towards you or your sexuality, but you are quickly making it one.

Yeah, ok Nou.

My only conclusion from this thread is thank fuck you aren't a nurse for an OBGYN.

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Originally posted by Silky Johnson I think Nou misunderstands us calling out his lies as a challenge to prove them, lol. Nobody wants proof because nobody believes you to begin with. That's all there is to it.

It's always the same pattern with Nou:

1. Nou puts out a sliver of information about his life written in such a way as to imply that something far better has happened to him than is true. This is Nou boasting about something that hasn't actually happened.

2. Nou gets called out on his boast by anyone over the age of 14 who can instantly see where the truth stops.

3. Nou continues to stretch the truth with as much ambiguity as possible until eventually he realises the situation is hopeless.

3. Nou then comes up with some extremely elaborate and self-contradictory retconn to explain how he was never boasting or implying anything in the first place, a story he will then stick with to the bitter end.

4. Nou repeatedly calls everyone a dumbass.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J It's always the same pattern with Nou: 1. Nou puts out a sliver of information about his life written in such a way as to imply that something far better has happened to him than is true. This is Nou boasting about something that hasn't actually happened. 2. Nou gets called out on his boast by anyone over the age of 14 who can instantly see where the truth stops. 3. Nou continues to stretch the truth with as much ambiguity as possible until eventually he realises the situation is hopeless. 3. Nou then comes up with some extremely elaborate and self-contradictory retconn to explain how he was never boasting or implying anything in the first place, a story he will then stick with to the bitter end. 4. Nou repeatedly calls everyone a dumbass.

Or maybe I don't consider talking about my sex life boasting.

I was talking to someone else in relation to this thread and I find (and you guys should probably find) that the lack of any significant emotional relationship with someone on my part is far more depressing than the perceived or real lack of sexual experience I might have.

Poor old predictable Nou.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Or maybe I don't consider talking about my sex life boasting.

This is your retconn, and nobody is ever buying it.

I was going out with this girl one time. She was a dirty freak. She just wanted to get down with sex all the time. She'd be like "yeah! Let's screw! Me so horny, me love you long time" so...

I love how vaginas feel like hot bowls of oatmeal.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J This is your retconn, and nobody is ever buying it.

Right, you are just inventing a narrative to apply logical fallacies to when no such narrative exists in the first place.

If you had any fucking knowledge of the trivium you'd know that I have been (and stated as such) that pretty much everything I say is a red herring. I keep things ambiguous in public, I trust very few people with the facts about a lot of my life (including significant portions), and this is done intentionally.

Like I said earlier in this thread, and you asked, I could just come out and say things blatantly, but one, that'd remove 100% of the entertainment, and two, a lot of things I am not going to be blatant about because, holy fuck, they are personal and I don't need them to be public knowledge.

I never even said here that the anal stuff was something I did, Selma and Jenny asked for an example, I provided one. How you consider that is me boasting I do not know, unless you are the one implying I do that.

And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like "Oh you're nailing me, cool!"

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