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| Originally posted by Hell_Copter חחחחחחחחחחחחח כנראה שלא הבנת את מה שרואים בתמונה!! חחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח ענק תומר!!!!!!! |
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חחחחחחחחחחח תומר אתה חולה נפש!!!!!!!!
בתגובה לתמונה הזאת לפי דעתי הכי מתאים
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| Originally posted by Hell_Copter חחחחחחחחחחח תומר אתה חולה נפש!!!!!!!! בתגובה לתמונה הזאת לפי דעתי הכי מתאים |
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| Originally posted by LA© מעורר קצת בחילה, לא? |
יאק
דוחה 
תתחשבו בזה שיש אנשים שאוכלים ליד המחשב
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| Originally posted by TinkerbeL יאק דוחה תתחשבו בזה שיש אנשים שאוכלים ליד המחשב |
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| Originally posted by Hell_Copter חחחחחחחחחחח תומר אתה חולה נפש!!!!!!!! בתגובה לתמונה הזאת לפי דעתי הכי מתאים |
לא מצחיק
אבל איפה אני ישים את זה?
מרים מישקולות פרק את המרפק שלו כשהוא ניסה להרים 157.5 קילו..
אחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח
פפפפאאקקקקקק איזה כאבים אני מרחם על הבנאדם
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittyfan.php
חחחחחחחחחחחחח
אותי אישית זה הצחיק
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| Originally posted by Scorchio אחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח פפפפאאקקקקקק איזה כאבים אני מרחם על הבנאדם |
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| Originally posted by Hell_Copter חחחחחחחח... אתה יודע מה עושים במקרה כזה? צריכים לתפוס את הבנאדם חזק חזק ואז בא מישהו שמבין עניין כמו איזה רופא או חובש או משהו ופשוט מחזיר לו את המפרק למקום כמה כואב שזה לא יהיה... בדיוק היום שמעתי על מקרה דומה |
כן אני יודע שחייבים להחזיר את המפרק למקום אבל זה בטח כאבי מוות
SEX NIGHTMARES:
NIGHTMARE #1
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly,the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
NIGHTMARE #2
The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do?" "Oh-I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure. After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?" She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother"
NIGHTMARE #3
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would you give me a blow job?" Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asks grinning at her. "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" "No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?" "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!" "Oh yes you can. Please?" Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!"
Sex is HEALTHY! Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not.
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes
hair shiny and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the
pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a
national antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
**Hope you guyz enjoyed this...
sorry it's in English (and so long), I just copy-pasted it from an e-mail I got today...
SWERY!
לסיוט האחרון היה פרסומת כזאת של
pricless...
טריומף הוציע אלבום!
הטראק הראשון i keed
ראיתי את התחרות הזאת היום במכון כושר אבל לא ראיתי שמישהו פרק את המרפק
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| Originally posted by ADiSH טריומף הוציע אלבום! הטראק הראשון i keed |
ד"א
טריומף הוא יהודי!
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| Originally posted by ADiSH ד"א טריומף הוא יהודי! |
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| Originally posted by Ariels הוא כלב, לא נראה לי שאמא שלו יהודיה |
מה?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
הוא בובה!@?!
שריפה
במפעל לזיקוקים..
(ראיתם איך בניתי מתח? חשבתם שזה סתם שריפה ואז, בום! זה שריפה במפעל לזיקוקים!)
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