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| 'Cyclone no time for atheist PM' 1st February 2011 A CONTROVERSIAL church group has called on Prime Minister Julia Gillard to fall on her knees in prayer in the midst of the looming cyclone crisis facing Queensland. "It is very sad that this dark chapter in Australia�s history is led by an atheist Prime Minister in Julia Gillard and an openly homosexual Greens leader... both who have no regard for God nor prayer,'' Catch the Fire Ministeries said in a statement today. President Dr Daniel Nalliah said Julia Gillard was not elected by the majority of the Australian people, but rather the personal decision of two power hungry independent MPs who catapulted Ms Gillard to the top job. �Are we Aussies all paying for that decision? It is very well known that throughout history, in a time of national crisis, kings, prime ministers and presidents of countries around the world have turned to God, irrespective of whether they were Christian, Buddhist, Hindu or Muslim and asked for help or at least called the nation to pray for protection and for the victims of the disaster,� Dr Nalliah said. Dr Nalliah, a former Family First candidate who was asked to leave the party for his controversial views, has already blamed the Queensland floods on Kevin Rudd speaking out against Israel. He also blamed the Victorian bushfires on that state's liberalisation of abortion laws. Dr Nalliah said right through the flood crisis across Australia, he had "not heard our Prime Minister call the people of Australia to pray and ask God for protection and for help for the tens of thousands of people who have become victims of this major disaster". �Even the secular media personalities stated several times, �Our prayers and thoughts are with you�, but did we hear our PM make any such statements at all or did I just miss out on it?� Dr Nalliah said under the Howard Government when Australia was going through a major drought crisis, Mr Howard called on the nation to pray for rain in 2007. A National Prayer Gathering in Federal Parliament was then held on 22 October 2007. "Within 24 hours the rains started pouring down in many parts of Australia. �I am sure many will remember newspaper articles which stated, some on the front page, �Prayers answered, Heavens open, John Howard Calls Nation to Pray, Christians Pray for rain. "Now we have a new crisis brewing in the seas of Australia with Cyclone Bianca in WA just passing through, and Cyclone Yasi in QLD. "How many more disasters will it take before our nation, starting from the Prime Minister, would fall on our knees and ask for God�s protection and turn back to Him?� |
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so much win
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| Originally posted by woscar SOURCE |
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| Originally posted by woscar SOURCE |
Tossers.
phew, not so bad after all!
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| Originally posted by Sushipunk Good lord |
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| Originally posted by wienerschnitzel lol stu here is her and her friend talking about it last night.. her: ya � it is now a category 5 � should start feeling it this morning and they figure it will be fully on land about 10pm. scary stuff. they are saying it will push a tsunami wave ahead of it. I am pretty sure we will be fine. friend (in sydney): m watching a live webcam from Townsville http://www.ustream.tv/channel/caillins13, Im sad for the people who will die in this, and the animals, who are right now alive and don�t know their last day is upon them�I guess thats morbid, but really thats what is going to happen� |
But, wait, I didn't know the Aussie Prime Minister is a lesbian (or a bisexual, for that matter)! She lives with a guy called Tim and there's nothing on her biography as far as I know that includes some epic carper muching 
If she's a lesbian, I demand pictures of her lesbonic activities when she was in ther twenties!
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| Originally posted by wienerschnitzel lol stu here is her and her friend talking about it last night.. her: ya � it is now a category 5 � should start feeling it this morning and they figure it will be fully on land about 10pm. scary stuff. they are saying it will push a tsunami wave ahead of it. I am pretty sure we will be fine. friend (in sydney): m watching a live webcam from Townsville http://www.ustream.tv/channel/caillins13, Im sad for the people who will die in this, and the animals, who are right now alive and don�t know their last day is upon them�I guess thats morbid, but really thats what is going to happen� |
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| Originally posted by Lira But, wait, I didn't know the Aussie Prime Minister is a lesbian (or a bisexual, for that matter)! She lives with a guy called Tim and there's nothing on her biography as far as I know that includes some epic carper muching If she's a lesbian, I demand pictures of her lesbonic activities when she was in ther twenties! |
Source?
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| Originally posted by Sushipunk I didn't know that either Source? |
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| Originally posted by Lira Oh, never mind, I assumed she was "the openly gay leader of the Greens" the Austrian loonies were talking about God, I wanted it so much to be true... a country led by a bisexual/lesbian redhead has got to be the most awesome nation ever in History and it could be you, Australia, it could be you |
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| Originally posted by Sushipunk Oh right. Nah, that's Bob Brown Unfortunately, Australia is way to conservative to elect a gay PM. It's surprising enough that we elected a female PM, to be honest. |
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| Originally posted by Sushipunk It's surprising enough that we elected a female PM, to be honest. |
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| Originally posted by Lilith Speak for yourself, I didn't vote labor and doubt I ever will! |
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| Originally posted by Lira Even if Julia Gillard was a hot hot lesbian redhead? |
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| Originally posted by Lilith Especially if she was one... |
But Lira, gingers.
They're not exotic, they're to be avoided.
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| Originally posted by Lilith Speak for yourself, I didn't vote labor and doubt I ever will! |
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| Originally posted by Lilith But Lira, gingers. They're not exotic, they're to be avoided. |
Great, I'm all depressed now.
I remember this hot hot green-eyed rehead saying how cool I became in high school as I used to be a rather clumsy kid in middle school. And I was like "OMG, she think I'm cool and I totally want to put my tongue in her mouth, win!". So a mutual friend invited us to a party and I saw this redhead and she was wearing this tight shirt and, God, I had never noticed how massive her knockers were! So I rehearsed it all in my head...
"Hey, fancy a drink?"
"Yeah, sure, what have you got?"
"Well, they only have mineral water here tonight [that was actually true, I remember that clearly], but we can do something else tomorrow if you want"
"Oh, yes, please give me your phone number oh you manly virile stallion full of testosterone and win!"
"Why, of course..."
And then I approached her. Our eyes locked, and I felt like I was hovering over the floor towards her direction. I then got close to her and got lost some more in her eyes.
"Lira, aren't you going to say something?"
I then snapped out of it and--
"HAI GUISE!" a friend of her approached "What was Lira going to say?"
"I brought my Chemical Brothers' CD. You know, Dig Your Own Grave? It's playing right now. I hope you girls like it. Heh"
And they walked away. I was 16. Sad. Lovelorn. And didn't even get the name of the CD right
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| Originally posted by Lira Great, I'm all depressed now. I remember this hot hot green-eyed rehead saying how cool I became in high school as I used to be a rather clumsy kid in middle school. And I was like "OMG, she think I'm cool and I totally want to put my tongue in her mouth, win!". So a mutual friend invited us to a party and I saw this redhead and she was wearing this tight shirt and, God, I had never noticed how massive her knockers were! So I rehearsed it all in my head... "Hey, fancy a drink?" "Yeah, sure, what have you got?" "Well, they only have mineral water here tonight [that was actually true, I remember that clearly], but we can do something else tomorrow if you want" "Oh, yes, please give me your phone number oh you manly virile stallion full of testosterone and win!" "Why, of course..." And then I approached her. Our eyes locked, and I felt like I was hovering over the floor towards her direction. I then got close to her and got lost some more in her eyes. "Lira, aren't you going to say something?" I then snapped out of it and-- "HAI GUISE!" a friend of her approached "What was Lira going to say?" "I brought my Chemical Brothers' CD. You know, Dig Your Own Grave? It's playing right now. I hope you girls like it. Heh" And they walked away. I was 16. Sad. Lovelorn. And didn't even get the name of the CD right |
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| Originally posted by Yohan would you like a hug or therapy? maybe a punch to the balls for this sad, sad tale? |
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| Originally posted by Lira Great, I'm all depressed now. I remember this hot hot green-eyed rehead saying how cool I became in high school as I used to be a rather clumsy kid in middle school. And I was like "OMG, she think I'm cool and I totally want to put my tongue in her mouth, win!". So a mutual friend invited us to a party and I saw this redhead and she was wearing this tight shirt and, God, I had never noticed how massive her knockers were! So I rehearsed it all in my head... "Hey, fancy a drink?" "Yeah, sure, what have you got?" "Well, they only have mineral water here tonight [that was actually true, I remember that clearly], but we can do something else tomorrow if you want" "Oh, yes, please give me your phone number oh you manly virile stallion full of testosterone and win!" "Why, of course..." And then I approached her. Our eyes locked, and I felt like I was hovering over the floor towards her direction. I then got close to her and got lost some more in her eyes. "Lira, aren't you going to say something?" I then snapped out of it and-- "HAI GUISE!" a friend of her approached "What was Lira going to say?" "I brought my Chemical Brothers' CD. You know, Dig Your Own Grave? It's playing right now. I hope you girls like it. Heh" And they walked away. I was 16. Sad. Lovelorn. And didn't even get the name of the CD right |
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| Originally posted by Lira No, thanks, I'm listening to Simple Plan now... |
Yeah, it feels just like that!
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