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Posted by Floorfiller on Apr-21-2005 19:00:

"do you own a vibrator?"

*falls to the floor and starts convulsing*

"try the Jason4000 today...free of charge!"

Posted by Moral Hazard on Apr-21-2005 19:01:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
"do you own a vibrator?"

*falls to the floor and starts convulsing*

"try the Jason4000 today...free of charge!"

I think that may scare them off.

Posted by UWM on Apr-21-2005 19:01:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Well I like meat eggs and blowjobs so I'm gonna say my wife

almost

a blowjob

you can beat your meat, you can beat eggs, and you can beat your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob!

(i dont condone hitting women)

Posted by Moral Hazard on Apr-21-2005 19:02:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
almost

a blowjob

you can beat your meat, you can beat eggs, and you can beat your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob!

(i dont condone hitting women)

Sweet!

Posted by Slylee on Apr-21-2005 19:03:

before chosing the proper pick up line, one must understand the complexity of the male and female brain.

Posted by UWM on Apr-21-2005 19:05:

The female diagram is highly inaccurate. The 'bitch' section should be like 75% of the brain.

Posted by Slylee on Apr-21-2005 19:06:

yea and there's a huge, "I THINK I'M FUNNIER THAN I REALLY AM" gland missing in the male brain too.

Posted by Floorfiller on Apr-21-2005 19:08:

right next to the bitch gland...the all too famous "NAGGING" gland is missing

Posted by UWM on Apr-21-2005 19:08:

It's right next to the "Oh Shit I have to spend the majority of this next paycheck on my significant other" gland.

Posted by Moral Hazard on Apr-21-2005 19:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
yea and there's a huge, "I THINK I'M FUNNIER THAN I REALLY AM" gland missing in the male brain too.

I think that would be a lobe rather then a glan as humor is based in reason, it's not a hormonal thing.

Posted by Moral Hazard on Apr-21-2005 19:10:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
It's right next to the "Oh Shit I have to spend the majority of this next paycheck on my significant other" gland.

That's the male equivalent of the female's "economics be damned I deserve two carrots" gland.

Posted by Blue. on Apr-21-2005 19:10:

nice shoes lets fuck

Posted by Slylee on Apr-21-2005 19:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I think that would be a lobe rather then a glan as humor is based in reason, it's not a hormonal thing.

thanks Dr. Hazard.

now...back to being funny.

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Apr-21-2005 19:15:

Excuse me, but if you were a pirate, would you put your parrot on this shoulder... :: put arm on near shoulder::... or THIS shoulder :: put arm around far shoulder::?

Posted by Floorfiller on Apr-21-2005 19:15:

"i saw you from across the bar and figured you might have a cute sister..."

Posted by Moral Hazard on Apr-21-2005 19:16:

well folks this has been fun but I have to go see my pharmacist....

Posted by Floorfiller on Apr-21-2005 19:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
well folks this has been fun but I have to go see my pharmacist....

genital warts is no way to live...take charge with valtrex

Posted by Moral Hazard on Apr-21-2005 19:19:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
genital warts is no way to live...take charge with valtrex

Slylee been talking again?

Posted by Slylee on Apr-21-2005 19:22:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

don't be a deuce. it's bad for your health.

Posted by Dervish on Apr-21-2005 20:34:

Think the line depends on the situation. I have a cheeky sly smile and the girlies tend to think I'm "sweet" so the shitness of my chat just makes me all the "sweeter".

E.g. "Do you come here often" *little smile* "hahaha only joking whats your name?"

Fact is that lines don't really work she'll have made her mind up way before you say anything.

Posted by beats and beeps on Apr-21-2005 21:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
before chosing the proper pick up line, one must understand the complexity of the male and female brain.

I dont get it.

Women have small driving, and mechanical skills, while men have absolutly none?

Posted by _Ocean_Drive_ on Apr-21-2005 22:16:

Those clothes look great on you but they'd look better on my bedroom floor!

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can certainly make your bedrock!

Posted by NiteMer on Apr-21-2005 22:50:

Is that a keg in your pants, cause I just wanna tap that ass!

I got a fortune, from a fortune cookie, that said that my charm and personality would get me anything that I wanted. I wanted to give it to a girl and tell her, "and I want you". Cheesy as fuck, hence never used, but I think it would be funny.

Posted by Floorfiller on Apr-21-2005 22:54:

"i'd like to do a tequila shot off your tits"

Posted by Dervish on Apr-21-2005 23:01:

how about the charm move "They real?" .... "Can I check?"?

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