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Posted by Floorfiller on Oct-08-2004 17:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Dave Piazza
are you talking to me?

yes

Posted by Dave Piazza on Oct-08-2004 17:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
yes

what are you talking about??? gina thread???

honestly I have no idea what your refering too

Posted by NiteMer on Oct-08-2004 17:14:

Dave - Girls are often more horny and more dirty than guys, you just have to get a little past the surface. Girls will tell each other details of how you pleasured them. It's not like guys where you say you hooked up and maybe say you got some head or something like that. They'll be like, "Then he swirled his finger in a weird motion and ..." It's kind of funny. I'm sure it's not the case for all women, but I know quite a few that are like that. And you'll notice that if you rock a girls world, all of her friends will look at you different.

Posted by Floorfiller on Oct-08-2004 17:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Dave Piazza
what are you talking about??? gina thread???

honestly I have no idea what your refering too

there was a MASSIVE thread called gina thread. all we did was talk about sex with the TA ladies and it was about 1500 posts long hahaha...its really funny...great thread

Posted by Radagast on Oct-08-2004 17:38:

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: TA Masterbation List

quote:
Originally posted by Dave Piazza
I cant recieve your curse becuase Im now wear a garlic necklace. And as you know garlic repels curses

No, garlic repels werewolves. I thought everyone knew that.

Posted by Laughingfennec on Oct-08-2004 17:38:

i heard women can feel till 9 times more pleasure than men...how do u survive? answer me ...

btw

"God bless our hands and fingers..."

Posted by Laughingfennec on Oct-08-2004 17:43:

quote:
Originally posted by EyesOfExtasy
Bathtub is also awesome. I learned that trick from watching a porn back in the day. Its virtually effortless. You just lay there and let the water hit you also works if the have a really high pressure shower and you are standing up at a certain angle but laying down is more relaxing

hmm take care of your water bill ...

Posted by beats and beeps on Oct-08-2004 17:47:

Re: TA Masterbation List

quote:
Originally posted by Dave Piazza
Here is a list of all the responses

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Laughingfennec masterbates once a week

Azz3D masterbates once a week

Matt Jay masterbates twice a day

Montana masterbates twice a day

Lephaid masterbates once a week maybe... sometimes once a month, sometimes a few times a week...

Jcosgrove masterbates 4 times a day

Dirk W. masterbates 6 times a day (which he said was a max)

Plastick masterbates twice a week.

UWM has g/f masterbate him ( maybe once a day, not sure )

Tribu masterbates once a day

EyesOfExtasy masterbates.....well that amount is unkown but her max was 23 times!

Nite-Mer masterbates twice a week.

ShadoWolf masterbates twice a day.

Radagast masterbates 10 times a day ( possibly a max amount)

DJ Intrigue masterbates twice a day.

Yan masterbates once a day.

Flavdave masterbates all the time.

Floorfiller masterbates unkown amount ( much higher than we all think lol)

Theresa masterbates once daily.

.........

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Conclusion: You all have too much time...and cock on your hands.

Posted by Orbax on Oct-08-2004 17:58:

lol

Posted by nwopper on Oct-08-2004 18:44:

quote:
masterbate

MASTER bate!!
I didn't red the entire thread, and I think this typo already had similar reactions... But it's still funny...

Posted by fbgdavidson on Oct-08-2004 19:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
its like...whys its gotta be so complicated, yo?

Because then it'd be a cock....

And there are the same amount of nerve endings in the clitoris in the penis but instead of being concentrated on a much smaller area they are spread along the length of the penis

Posted by igottaknow on Oct-08-2004 19:15:

i dont masterbate i masturbate dipshit

Posted by euphoria on Oct-08-2004 19:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Laughingfennec
hmm take care of your water bill ...

I live in a building and my water is FREE!!! YAY and my tub is really big fits 2 people comfortably. This one time my bf came in as I was doing it and it was awesome cuz he stood over me and I was able to give him a BJ as I did it

Posted by Floorfiller on Oct-08-2004 19:48:

Posted by Dave Piazza on Oct-08-2004 20:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller

thats how you spell it

i did spell check in mirosoft word and it told me this was the correct spelling. i think im going to write a letter to microsoft so they can fix this problem

Posted by Radagast on Oct-08-2004 20:10:

Posted by Dave Piazza on Oct-08-2004 20:15:

Btw I spelled it wrong to add some subtle humor .

Posted by Yan on Oct-08-2004 20:47:

Re: TA Masterbation List

quote:
Originally posted by Dave Piazza
Here is a list of all the responses

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Yan masterbates once a day.

Ehhhhh. Wrong. Go look at my post again. I don't nearly have enough time to be doing it once a day.

Posted by Mebot on Oct-08-2004 21:16:

Re: Re: TA Masterbation List

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
Ehhhhh. Wrong. Go look at my post again. I don't nearly have enough time to be doing it once a day.

hahah

according to your signature, Jesus masturbates as well! Better add him to the list

Posted by Lil-H on Oct-08-2004 21:46:

Ahh, what a "cool" thread. Ta surely make my days easier

As for the subject: once a day, maybe two, not everytime you got the time either, and other times youre just not horny at all... Yeah, it kinda does depend on the mood (as mentioned earlier)

And |thread starter| while youre at it, why dont you ask about length and girth...? just kidding

Posted by itsTrueSonic on Oct-08-2004 23:19:

OH MY GOD!
so many posts..
let's just say that i have done it more in my lifetime than the number of views currently.

i shouldn't have said that.

Posted by NiteMer on Oct-08-2004 23:21:

quote:
Originally posted by itsTrueSonic
OH MY GOD!
so many posts..
let's just say that i have done it more in my lifetime than the number of views currently.

i shouldn't have said that.

2388

I'm pretty sure that's a +1 here.

Posted by igottaknow on Oct-08-2004 23:23:

quote:
Originally posted by EyesOfExtasy
I live in a building and my water is FREE!!! YAY and my tub is really big fits 2 people comfortably. This one time my bf came in as I was doing it and it was awesome cuz he stood over me and I was able to give him a BJ as I did it

Now that's what i call multitasking

quote:
Originally posted by Dave Piazza
i did spell check in mirosoft word and it told me this was the correct spelling. i think im going to write a letter to microsoft so they can fix this problem

I can't believe microsoft has a glitch in their software

no problem dude just busting ur balls

Posted by Transporter on Oct-09-2004 00:21:

Posted by Dave Piazza on Oct-11-2004 10:40:

I masterbate once a year. It happens during the first full moon in December of every year . Its a religious thing. I hope you respect and understand my religious ways

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