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Posted by l�cid on Dec-03-2004 17:01:

quote:
Originally posted by NiteMer
I asked her if she wanted me to service her and she said no.

did you offer to check her air filter and spark plugs as well?

Posted by igottaknow on Dec-03-2004 17:27:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
did you offer to check her air filter and spark plugs as well?

off the top of my head cant remember hottest line. A hot girl who takes the iniative can say the dumbest, most mundane thing and it will be uber sexy.

Posted by Gunyouken on Dec-03-2004 17:39:

The only sexual explicit hot thing a girl has ever told me is "Go fuck yourself"

Posted by Gholy Host on Dec-03-2004 19:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Gunyouken
The only sexual explicit hot thing a girl has ever told me is "Go fuck yourself"

And did you?

Posted by CynepMeH on Dec-03-2004 21:35:

Some of the more memorable ones:
1. POLICE!

2. Oh, look what you've done to my teddy bear!

3. Wrong hole!!!

Posted by Boomer187 on Dec-03-2004 21:37:

quote:
Originally posted by CynepMeH

2. Oh, look what you've done to my teddy bear!

classic.....thats hilarious.

Posted by CynepMeH on Dec-03-2004 21:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
classic.....thats hilarious.

I love your sig... about good (reverse) cowgirls... that's soooo true....

Posted by D Dubya on Dec-03-2004 21:51:

theres been some memorable lines.

i think one of the better ones was I got pulled (literally) into a girls bathroom on a cruise ship and two girls asked me what i wanted them to do. the possibilities.

Posted by dieselbambino69 on Dec-03-2004 21:55:

" why u turning into this abandoned building?"

Posted by CynepMeH on Dec-03-2004 21:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Dirk W.
I got pulled (literally) into a girls bathroom on a cruise ship and two girls asked me what i wanted them to do. the possibilities.

...and then you woke up and your Spiderman jammies were all wet and sticky in around Jaco's favorite touching spot...

Posted by CynepMeH on Dec-03-2004 22:00:

quote:
Originally posted by dieselbambino69
" why u turning into this abandoned building?"

Are you sure it was a girl

Posted by Boomer187 on Dec-03-2004 22:01:

quote:
Originally posted by dieselbambino69
" why u turning into this abandoned building?"

lol. das a good one.

and the line in mah sig is from a bumper sticker.

Posted by D Dubya on Dec-03-2004 22:04:

quote:
Originally posted by CynepMeH
...and then you woke up and your Spiderman jammies were all wet and sticky in around Jaco's favorite touching spot...

hahaha, no seriously. the rest of the story ain't that great though so I didn't come out a hero.

by the way, hooking up on cruise ships is 100% guaranteed. I have hooked up on every cruise i have gone on with minimal effort. something about being trapped on a boat with their parents can really drop a girl's moral inhibitions.

Posted by keddo on Dec-03-2004 22:14:

smell me taco

Posted by DiMethGuy on Dec-03-2004 22:50:

"It's not yours"

now that sexay

Posted by NiteMer on Dec-03-2004 22:55:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
did you offer to check her air filter and spark plugs as well?

I worded it that way on purpose, but I knew it would come off sounding funny.

Another one of my buddies had two girls give him a condom. Go to the bedroom and start getting it on. He left. He has far more moral integrity than I, cause I woulda hit that shit.

Posted by CynepMeH on Dec-03-2004 22:59:

Her to me:

"Take off my dress...
...good... now, take off my bra...
Take off my shoes...
ok, now go ahead and take off my stockings...
remove my panties...

AND NEVER, NEVER WEAR MY CLOTHES AGAIN, YOU PERVERT!!!"

Posted by eye_03 on Dec-03-2004 23:12:

thats funny on quite a few levels.. actually, only one.

Posted by Floorfiller on Dec-03-2004 23:16:

quote:
Originally posted by CynepMeH
Her to me:

"Take off my dress...
...good... now, take off my bra...
Take off my shoes...
ok, now go ahead and take off my stockings...
remove my panties...

AND NEVER, NEVER WEAR MY CLOTHES AGAIN, YOU PERVERT!!!"

Posted by Slylee on Dec-03-2004 23:17:

hilarious!

Posted by Floorfiller on Dec-03-2004 23:22:

i can't remember any sexy things a woman said to me...

quick random women talk dirty to me

Posted by igottaknow on Dec-03-2004 23:23:

quote:
Originally posted by CynepMeH
"Take off my dress...

me thinks that was very funny too

Posted by spacechica on Dec-03-2004 23:24:

"hey can i give you a back massage- you're gorgeous"

Posted by igottaknow on Dec-03-2004 23:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
i can't remember any sexy things a woman said to me...
quick random women talk dirty to me

maybe that's because you can't afford to stay on the phone long for those 1-900 calls.

Posted by itsTrueSonic on Dec-03-2004 23:26:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
maybe that's because you can't afford to stay on phone long for those 1-900 calls.

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