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| Originally posted by trunks1022 no no u mean oysters! |
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| Originally posted by igottaknow practice with ur mom first |
Dim the lights.
Light up some candles.
Play some R&B (even though I HATE that shit ass music, it does get you results...)
Get close to her and be romantic.
Take it from there! 
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| Originally posted by DjSaline donkey punch ensures a 2nd date |
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| Originally posted by igottaknow practice with ur mom first |
just make whatever you are best at. i would hope you don't make her some hamburger helper, but hey...worse comes to worse...go get some take out or something so you don't have to cook...
Wanna know the bad pusy smell? Lick your arm, wait about 20 seconds then smell it. Now multiply that smell by a factor of 20 add a dash of urine-stench and a hint of a piece of salmon that's been left out of the fridge a little too long and you're close.
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| Originally posted by Floorfiller just make whatever you are best at. i would hope you don't make her some hamburger helper, but hey...worse comes to worse...go get some take out or something so you don't have to cook... |
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| Originally posted by astroboy Wanna know the bad pusy smell? Lick your arm, wait about 20 seconds then smell it. Now multiply that smell by a factor of 20 add a dash of urine-stench and a hint of a piece of salmon that's been left out of the fridge a little too long and you're close. |
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| Originally posted by DarkAngel Like McDonalds? Or maybe he should have sent the letter? |
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| Originally posted by astroboy Wanna know the bad pusy smell? Lick your arm, wait about 20 seconds then smell it. Now multiply that smell by a factor of 20 add a dash of urine-stench and a hint of a piece of salmon that's been left out of the fridge a little too long and you're close. |
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| Originally posted by DarkAngel Dim the lights. Light up some candles. Play some R&B (even though I HATE that shit ass music, it does get you results...) Get close to her and be romantic. Take it from there! |
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| Originally posted by Floorfiller nothing says "let's fuck" like some greasy kentucky fried chicken hehehe |
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| Originally posted by josh4 I call BS. No kid with access to the Internet wouldn't know the answers to these questions. If you really don't you'd be the most innocent teenager I've ever known. |
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| Originally posted by beats and beeps Jeez, youve got this stuff all wrong. Light up some Tribal torches, and plug in some neon light. Play some Gabber, Gabber, Gabber, and then some Genuine Tribal music. (You know like the kind Kramer gets it on to?) Run away from her, knocking over the torches, and breaking open the neon lights, be sure to turn the pitch up on the gabber loaded turntable. Let her chase you with a knife, while her 10 inch black strapon flops up and down while she jumps through the obstacle course you have made for this special night. |
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| Originally posted by astroboy Wanna know the bad pusy smell? Lick your arm, wait about 20 seconds then smell it. Now multiply that smell by a factor of 20 add a dash of urine-stench and a hint of a piece of salmon that's been left out of the fridge a little too long and you're close. |
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| Originally posted by DJ JEM EWW tghat fucking smells awful nasty |
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| Originally posted by DJ JEM EWW tghat fucking smells awful nasty |
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| Originally posted by DJ JEM EWW tghat fucking smells awful nasty |
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| Originally posted by astroboy Wanna know the bad pusy smell? Lick your arm, wait about 20 seconds then smell it. Now multiply that smell by a factor of 20 add a dash of urine-stench and a hint of a piece of salmon that's been left out of the fridge a little too long and you're close. |
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| Originally posted by josh4 where?!... |
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| Originally posted by igottaknow omg i cry i die LMAO good thing the lady TAs arent around tonite |
from my poker days
"smells like fish.... must be pussy!!!"
what were your 1st sexual experiances like guys? can you share?
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| Originally posted by verndogs yeah, that's why you want to get hammered first |
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