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Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-10-2005 04:39:

quote:
Originally posted by trunks1022
no no u mean oysters!


hehehe yes yes...


Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-10-2005 04:39:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
practice with ur mom first



Posted by DarkAngel on Jan-10-2005 04:40:

Dim the lights.

Light up some candles.

Play some R&B (even though I HATE that shit ass music, it does get you results...)

Get close to her and be romantic.

Take it from there!


Posted by trunks1022 on Jan-10-2005 04:40:

quote:
Originally posted by DjSaline
donkey punch ensures a 2nd date


quote of the year thus far!!!


Posted by DarkAngel on Jan-10-2005 04:41:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
practice with ur mom first




Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-10-2005 04:41:

just make whatever you are best at. i would hope you don't make her some hamburger helper, but hey...worse comes to worse...go get some take out or something so you don't have to cook...


Posted by astroboy on Jan-10-2005 04:42:

Wanna know the bad pusy smell? Lick your arm, wait about 20 seconds then smell it. Now multiply that smell by a factor of 20 add a dash of urine-stench and a hint of a piece of salmon that's been left out of the fridge a little too long and you're close.


Posted by DarkAngel on Jan-10-2005 04:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
just make whatever you are best at. i would hope you don't make her some hamburger helper, but hey...worse comes to worse...go get some take out or something so you don't have to cook...




Like McDonalds?

Or maybe he should have sent the letter?


Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-10-2005 04:42:

quote:
Originally posted by astroboy
Wanna know the bad pusy smell? Lick your arm, wait about 20 seconds then smell it. Now multiply that smell by a factor of 20 add a dash of urine-stench and a hint of a piece of salmon that's been left out of the fridge a little too long and you're close.

OMG


Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-10-2005 04:43:

quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel
Like McDonalds?

Or maybe he should have sent the letter?


nothing says "let's fuck" like some greasy kentucky fried chicken hehehe


Posted by DarkAngel on Jan-10-2005 04:43:

quote:
Originally posted by astroboy
Wanna know the bad pusy smell? Lick your arm, wait about 20 seconds then smell it. Now multiply that smell by a factor of 20 add a dash of urine-stench and a hint of a piece of salmon that's been left out of the fridge a little too long and you're close.



GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY.



Posted by beats and beeps on Jan-10-2005 04:44:

quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel
Dim the lights.

Light up some candles.

Play some R&B (even though I HATE that shit ass music, it does get you results...)

Get close to her and be romantic.

Take it from there!

Jeez, youve got this stuff all wrong.

Light up some Tribal torches, and plug in some neon lights.

Play some Gabber, Gabber, Gabber, and then some Genuine Tribal music. (You know like the kind Kramer gets it on to?)

Run away from her, knocking over the torches, and breaking open the neon lights, be sure to turn the pitch up on the gabber loaded turntable.

Let her chase you with a knife, while her 10 inch black strapon flops up and down while she jumps through the obstacle course you have made for this special night.


Posted by DarkAngel on Jan-10-2005 04:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
nothing says "let's fuck" like some greasy kentucky fried chicken hehehe




Posted by sensorium on Jan-10-2005 04:44:

quote:
Originally posted by josh4
I call BS. No kid with access to the Internet wouldn't know the answers to these questions. If you really don't you'd be the most innocent teenager I've ever known.


I called it first!


Posted by DarkAngel on Jan-10-2005 04:45:

quote:
Originally posted by beats and beeps
Jeez, youve got this stuff all wrong.

Light up some Tribal torches, and plug in some neon light.

Play some Gabber, Gabber, Gabber, and then some Genuine Tribal music. (You know like the kind Kramer gets it on to?)

Run away from her, knocking over the torches, and breaking open the neon lights, be sure to turn the pitch up on the gabber loaded turntable.

Let her chase you with a knife, while her 10 inch black strapon flops up and down while she jumps through the obstacle course you have made for this special night.





Posted by DJ JEM on Jan-10-2005 04:45:

quote:
Originally posted by astroboy
Wanna know the bad pusy smell? Lick your arm, wait about 20 seconds then smell it. Now multiply that smell by a factor of 20 add a dash of urine-stench and a hint of a piece of salmon that's been left out of the fridge a little too long and you're close.



EWW tghat fucking smells awful nasty


Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-10-2005 04:45:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ JEM
EWW tghat fucking smells awful nasty


bon appetite hehehe


Posted by verndogs on Jan-10-2005 04:45:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ JEM
EWW tghat fucking smells awful nasty


yeah, that's why you want to get hammered first


Posted by trunks1022 on Jan-10-2005 04:46:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ JEM
EWW tghat fucking smells awful nasty


yeah have fun tonight


Posted by igottaknow on Jan-10-2005 04:46:

quote:
Originally posted by astroboy
Wanna know the bad pusy smell? Lick your arm, wait about 20 seconds then smell it. Now multiply that smell by a factor of 20 add a dash of urine-stench and a hint of a piece of salmon that's been left out of the fridge a little too long and you're close.

omg i cry i die LMAO good thing the lady TAs arent around tonite


Posted by sensorium on Jan-10-2005 04:46:

quote:
Originally posted by josh4
where?!...


Browse back.


Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-10-2005 04:46:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
omg i cry i die LMAO good thing the lady TAs arent around tonite


because they would all be longing for us


Posted by trunks1022 on Jan-10-2005 04:47:

from my poker days

"smells like fish.... must be pussy!!!"


Posted by DJ JEM on Jan-10-2005 04:47:

what were your 1st sexual experiances like guys? can you share?


Posted by DarkAngel on Jan-10-2005 04:47:

quote:
Originally posted by verndogs
yeah, that's why you want to get hammered first


Exactly!!!!!

Corona beers are what worked for me!!!


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