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Posted by Cloudburst on May-01-2005 13:00:

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Originally posted by Basstard
i hit a root, he looked straight up at me, i looked back down. we locked eye for maybe 30 seconds, the whole time he's sayin "Love me Love Me!" its been a real love / hate relationship since but we are deeply committed to eachother. like any couple we have our ups and downs ( )

Posted by requiemofnanqel on May-01-2005 18:35:

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Originally posted by DamienR8
One day i was like 12 or 13 and my friend was like "what hand do u smack it with", I am like, "smack what". He laughed thinking i was joking. Needless to say that day I went home from school, went into my room then started "Smacking it".... My PenOr hurt like a mother****** because I was actually smacking it. I began to think, how the hell is this supposed to be pleasurable! Later on I watched a porno and figured out what "smacking it" meant. Boy was I relieved!

that's so innocent..how cute!

Posted by Ripped Bag on May-01-2005 21:21:

I was around 8-10 and my mom babysitted the upstairs girl who was 7 or 8. Janita (neighbor) insisted we get naked and rub and kiss under my blanket. Seemed fun enough and she got my little brother to join. So at around 10 my brother and I tag teamed our hot little neighbor..

First time I jerked it was maybe two years later when I ganked some playboy issue with Vanna White in it and some tapes from my uncle. I was watching the tape and looking at Vanna playing around with it and wammo. There it was..

Posted by igottaknow on May-01-2005 21:28:

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Originally posted by Ripped Bag
I was around 8-10 and my mom babysitted the upstairs girl who was 7 or 8. Janita (neighbor) insisted we get naked and rub and kiss under my blanket. Seemed fun enough and she got my little brother to join. So at around 10 my brother and I tag teamed our hot little neighbor..

Sounds like we guys were clueless compared to the girls

quote:
First time I jerked it was maybe two years later when I ganked some playboy issue with Vanna White in it and some tapes from my uncle. I was watching the tape and looking at Vanna playing around with it and wammo. There it was..

You bought the vowel "O" from vanna.

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on May-01-2005 23:39:

Instead of playen football in primary school grade 2, I decided it was more fun hanging around under the jungle gym where the female species use to hang upside down & their skirts fell down exposing their nickers. I got my first little tubbies under that jungle gym. It got perverted after that as I conned the girlios into playing kiss chasy. This inevitably lead to "ill show you mine if you show me yours"!

As for discovering how to masterbate: pffffffft! I dicovered that at the beginning of time! You others are just slow learners! I knew I was onto a good thing as soon as i realized i had a weener. My best dicovery though, was the female species. I used to have friends in lower primary school which hated me hanging around the females species all the time & didnt get the point of it (hehe Silly dooshbags didnt realize that females have vaginas! lol)

Posted by Cloudburst on May-01-2005 23:40:

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Originally posted by igottaknow
Sounds like we guys were clueless compared to the girls

Damn right, at the age of like 9 a friend of the female species asked if I wanted to put my pen0r in her vagin0r? I was like "no way, that's creepy".

Strange...

...but on the other hand she had found her older brothers porn mags..

Posted by eye_03 on May-02-2005 06:07:

someone sticky this thread

hey-0!

Posted by Allied Nations on May-02-2005 06:13:

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
(hehe Silly dooshbags didnt realize that females have vaginas! lol)

LMFAO!

Posted by DJ_TWiLiGHT on May-02-2005 06:19:

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Originally posted by DJFreaq
I dunno how i learned. It started with humping blankets I think. Then it moved on up to the hand, just cuz it was more efficient. Then I freaked out when I actually jizzed. Fortunately I knew it was normal. But it was odd. Jerking off with no results and then suddenly a handfull of mess.

Man. Being 11 was great times.

Ya,
I remember something like that happening to me when I was like 12. Unfortuneatly I was inexperienced with the whole "mess" part and was ill-prepared. got the shit everywhere and had no way to clean it up. As for how I learned, it started with an accidentle viewing of a chick with a detachable shower-head. I figured it should work for guys too. . .

Posted by bas on May-02-2005 06:21:

this thread got really fucking weird....then really funny

Posted by DJ_TWiLiGHT on May-02-2005 06:39:

anyone notice a sort of "curve" based on the hand that one "smacks it with?" or is it just me?

Posted by DJ_TWiLiGHT on May-02-2005 07:00:

being a right handed smacker, I believe I have a left handed curve. it's not much, but I wonder why this happens.

Posted by wrzonance on May-02-2005 07:05:

guh i have no idea which way a swing... hold on

...

k, i curve slightly left

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