I think I heard just about the worst pickup line EVER....

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Posted by jonSun on May-19-2005 18:42:

Normally when i get into a convo with a girl I just meet, I simply ask her if she swallows. Works great.

Posted by Dervish on May-19-2005 18:42:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
i wish some random girl would grab me and say "god your so hawt"

It happened to me once too, she was seriously fit, I had a look about to see if her mates were around laughing or something, plus I was sober.

me "Where you from?"

her "South Africa"

me "Ahhhhhhh right that explains the weird accent!"

slick.....

(no result, I put it down to lack of alchol meaning I couldn't be arsed dancing)

Posted by Slylee on May-19-2005 18:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
FYI, I'm a cokewhore... of course I'll do sexual favours for anything so I guess I'm just a whore... no sub-catagory required.

i think every guy i'm friends with has said something to that effect... lol

"man ur dumb jamie, if i was a chick and looked like you i'd be the biggest gold digging whore. i'd go marry the richest, fattest, oldest mother ****** and wait for him to croke and just shop all day and drive my little red ferrari around town"

Posted by dj tek on May-19-2005 18:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
crack is wack!!

keith haring's work in harlem nyc...

Posted by jonze on May-19-2005 18:59:

Posted by Moral Hazard on May-19-2005 19:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
i think every guy i'm friends with has said something to that effect... lol

"man ur dumb jamie, if i was a chick and looked like you i'd be the biggest gold digging whore. i'd go marry the richest, fattest, oldest mother ****** and wait for him to croke and just shop all day and drive my little red ferrari around town"

I tried to do that but it turns out I'm not attractive enough to pick up rich old women... so I had to settle for a young hot woman with a middle class income. Wait, maybe that actually turned out for the best....

Posted by UWM on May-19-2005 19:02:

No dude she married that whithered old oil baron purely for love!

Posted by Mr. Pink on May-19-2005 19:10:

i have never used a pick up line.

i dont think i'd know where to start

Posted by Moral Hazard on May-19-2005 19:10:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
No dude she married that whithered old oil baron purely for love!

So cynical... she may have loved him... the same way Mariha Carrie loved that old dude she married... the same way that transexual hooker loved Eddie Murphy...

Posted by jonze on May-19-2005 19:10:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
No dude she married that whithered old oil baron purely for love!

dont they all

*note to self, become young oil baron

Posted by Estella on May-19-2005 19:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
i have never used a pick up line.

i dont think i'd know where to start

Your hair, face, eyes and skin do all the speaking for you

Posted by NiteMer on May-19-2005 19:18:

Every once in a while it's fun to put on a Norwegian or French accent and pretend I'm new to America.

I did the reverse, in Norway, one time. I pretended I couldn't speak Norwegian and listened to what the girls would say. One of them didn't speak English well and got all flustered. She says to me, point blank, in Norwegian, "Why don't you speak Norwegian?" I gave her a confused look, but later told her that I was fucking with her. I knew I wouldn't get anything out of the strategy, but it was fun.

Posted by beats and beeps on May-19-2005 19:22:

quote:
Originally posted by tiesto14
I just checked ur profile...bro u born in 1988

My "MARRS - Pump Up The Volume" cassette single is older then you

I bought that shit in late 87...and you call me a n00b?

lol i went to my first rave when u were 1...and i was clubbing when u were 3...bahahahhaa...friggen kid...stfu

I guess its good that you can look at things that way. If I were you, I would be cutting myself like an emo kid efter realizing how young beats and beeps is, and how old I was.

Posted by Slylee on May-19-2005 19:24:

yea when u don't speak the same language as the person ur trying to talk to, they automatically assume you are naive and innocent...

it's a big plus for the guys! you could look at a chick dead on with the most charming puppy dog eyes and say, "i'm gonna take you home and fuck you tonight" in a different language and then act confused and they'd be like, "awww, he's sooo cute! oh my god, tee hee"

Posted by NiteMer on May-19-2005 19:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
yea when u don't speak the same language as the person ur trying to talk to, they automatically assume you are naive and innocent...

it's a big plus for the guys! you could look at a chick dead on with the most charming puppy dog eyes and say, "i'm gonna take you home and fuck you tonight" in a different language and then act confused and they'd be like, "awww, he's sooo cute! oh my god, tee hee"

It sucks, if used, and you forget that you did it. Happened a while back at a party. Later on in the night, I say what's up, or something to that effect with my normal accent, and got a pretty unpleasing result.

Posted by jonze on May-19-2005 19:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
"i'm gonna take you home and fuck you tonight"

jeg drar ta De hjem og fuck De i kveld

Ik ga u huis nemen en ga u vanavond neuken

vado portarla la casa ed il fuck lei stasera

je vais vous prendre et vous baise �� la maison ce soir

Posted by stren on May-19-2005 20:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
i have never used a pick up line.

i dont think i'd know where to start

+ one i guess, but i try

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
yea when u don't speak the same language as the person ur trying to talk to, they automatically assume you are naive and innocent...

it's a big plus for the guys! you could look at a chick dead on with the most charming puppy dog eyes and say, "i'm gonna take you home and fuck you tonight" in a different language and then act confused and they'd be like, "awww, he's sooo cute! oh my god, tee hee"

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