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Originally posted by DJ RJT For some reason now I feel like petting a horse!

you can pet my horsey... i just shaved him.











inappropriate!

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Originally posted by l�cid inappropriate!

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Originally posted by UWM quote: Originally posted by l�cid inappropriate!

heheh terrible i know, i'll stop...

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Originally posted by RJT quote: Originally posted by UWM quote: Originally posted by l?cid inappropriate!

am i making you uncormfterbel?

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Originally posted by l�cid am i making you uncormfterbel?

nope, I'm pretty cormfterbel.

I may check out a sunbed pretty soon though...

You know what's funny to me? That 'cormfterbel' sounds more comfortable than 'comfortable'.

I guarantee a 'cormfterbel' shirt fits and breathes much better than a 'comfortable' one.

Additionally, cormfterbel blankets ftw!

Are you high YG?

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Originally posted by Ygrene You know what's funny to me? That 'cormfterbel' sounds more comfortable than 'comfortable'.

welcome to the english language

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Originally posted by UWM Are you high YG?

I'm like a 5 year old that just drank a Dr. Pepper and ate a King Size Butterfinger right now! I dunno wtf is up!

When I heard my wife opening the front door I hid underneath the desk and when she walked by I scared the crap out of her! PWND!

Holy crap!

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Originally posted by l�cid well to you too!

I see your and

and raise you and

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Re: I HELP!!! my girlfriend won't shave her cooter

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Originally posted by timmyboy2

ok yeah, any girl that doesn't shave it totally gross. i don't know why she never felt inclined to 'try it out' on her own before...but if she's a little hesitant, make it a dual effort. tell her you'll do it if she does. i'm not talking about the ENTIRE thing...but just a little bit. if she's not the only one making (what can be a HUGE) difference, then maybe it won't be so scary? if not...then deff get a new, smoother chick

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Originally posted by DJ RJT Not to mention the ability to take part in all sorts of other activities that would put you on the other side of the table from Mariska and Chris on an episode of SVU!

It's Benson and Stabler!! Jesus man!

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Originally posted by DigitalMP shear the sherwood forest, then before too long the PM pimps will attack and crack her photobucket account for pics of her newly shorn snatch, and we'll all get to share in your joy. holla

Funniest post in teh thread!

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Originally posted by l�cid haha there was a story-line similar to that on Sex In The City... where 2 women both have the same shape (i forget, i think it was a moon or something equally cheesy) shaved into their pubic hair, and they see each other in the steam room at the gym... but it's the same 'cause they're both sleeping with the same dude who trimmed it up for them.

It was a lighting bolt

But anyway, I have to agree with Ian. Don't force it on her, if she wants to she will. Tell her just to try it out, i'm sure once she sees how much you like and how much better it looks/feels she'll keep doing it.

fucking throw acid at her crotch and watch it burn

ew

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Originally posted by starboy fucking throw acid at her crotch and watch it burn ew

dude, this is a chicks vag we are talking about here.

it was a joke.. just tell your girlfriend to shave the hair protruding from her crotch because your simply grossed out by it, just be honest.

I shaved baby Jesus into my pubes.

Maybe your girl is "hiding something".

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Originally posted by DigitalMP Maybe your girl is "hiding something".

Shave her while she sleeps.

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Originally posted by Demoted Nair her while she sleeps.

fixed smoother + she won't wake up.

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Originally posted by Caela fixed smoother + she won't wake up.

You guys don't feel acidic Nair in your vagina? Psh, and you guys pretend you can bare children

^^this made no sense.

I've always wondered how you began a conversation about pubic hair removal with your spouse. At dinner? What are some tips? I would think you'd begin it with a prepositional phrase.

Weed.

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Originally posted by Demoted You guys don't feel acidic Nair in your vagina? Psh, and you guys pretend you can bare children ^^this made no sense.

ok #1, you don't put it IN your poon. have you ever seen hair inside? no, didn't think so.

#2, i would never touch that stuff, it just seems safer than having a guy come swatting at his unconscious g/f with a razor.
safety first, kiddos.

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Originally posted by Caela ok #1, you don't put it IN your poon. have you ever seen hair inside? no, didn't think so. #2, i would never touch that stuff, it just seems safer than having a guy come swatting at his unconscious g/f with a razor. safety first, kiddos.

Well, you gotta let me finish. The guy has to be wearing a trench coat, some sunglasses (yes at night, start humming) and some latex gloves. He also has to breathe heavy and say things like "I'm going to rape you." and "Hey, I'm Nou." This is just customary.

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